Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:52 pm

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Musical! The Motion Picture!.

I meant for that to be 1 title; a motion picture version of the musical, but whatever.

Super Shanko wrote:Q. would you see this?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:20 pm

megaman917 wrote:Fullmetal Alchemist: The Musical! The Motion Picture!.

I meant for that to be 1 title; a motion picture version of the musical, but whatever.

Super Shanko wrote:Q. would you see this?

alright then.
A movie thats a musical telling the FMA story, but in broadway style with lame acting, half assed CGI, big explosions, and with enough unecessary nudity to make RE2 movie look good.

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:13 pm

A. Only if I get to see Hawkeye nude.

Q. What would be the general reaction after the first showing was over?

Bloodfest Butterfly · Post by **Bloodfest Butterfly** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:17 pm

A: The cynical fans: "Knew it would suck."
The crazed consumer/packrat otaku: "I hated it, but I'm still going to buy all the merchandise!"
The unconditional fans: "IT ROXORED MAH BOXORS SOOOOO GOOD YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!111!1!1!"
The rest of the world:" huh?"
Of course, afterwards, the unconditional fans would form a cult following to it and watch every single showing. Meanwhile, the people who have a life would carry on.

Q: How much bad fanfiction do you think it will generate?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:00 pm

A: Enough for the evil FMA cult to add a new testament to their FMA bible (the series).

Q: Someone, tell us one of the stories from this new testament of the FMA bible.

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:27 pm

A: one of my personal favorites is how the Alchema turned red water into wine

Q: The creators of FMA see how popular the series has become (what with 51 episodes, a movie or two, a live action movie and a musical about the live action movie and all)
They decide to bring back the team to produce 2 extra episodes...what are they about? (be as specific as possible, and include time, place, etc)

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:36 pm

A. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Homunculi, I will fear no scarred man of the east, for you are with me since i slapped you dead ass soul in a giant suit of armor. Your cold touch and your rational words, they comfort me no matter pissed i am whenim called little, though its completly obvious.

Q. What acts will be taught to the followers?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:54 pm

Kariudo A: Al, Izumi, Mustang, Armstrong, Siren, Russel, and Fletcher all find each other and attemp to bring Ed back from the other side. Location: Lab 5. Dante shows up and tries to interfere, but Tucker stops her by sacrificing himself. They managed to pull both Ed and Envy from the other side. Big fight between Ed and Envy, Ed wins when everyone seals Envy in transmutation circle. Ed goes home to find Winry depressed and lonely. She sees him, run to him, hugs, romantic kiss, confessions of love; and later that night....................

And they all live happily ever after.

Super Shanko A: The Ten Alchemy Commandments.

Q: What are The Ten Alchemy Commandments?

Szwagier · Post by **Szwagier** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:06 pm

A:
1: I am the Alchemy, Power that brought you a few hommunculis out of th gate, out of the house of bondage.You shall learn no other flashy tricks beside me.
2.You shall not use me in vain.
3.Remember International Day Of USing Alchemy Without Restrictions (1 april) . Keep it holy.
4.Honor You father, and You mother. Never Try to revive any of them.
5.You shall no murder using me , unless you are really bored and/or are from military.
6. You shall not enhance Your "stuff" with me while commiting adultery.
7. You shall not steal component from other alchemist while he is transmuting.
8.You shall not tell false list of components needed to transmute to any fellow alchemist.
9.You shall not have sex with fellow alchemist wife, unless it's a threesome.
10.And You shall not desire a fellow alchemist philosophical stone - create Your own.

Q:What is the punishment for breaking them?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:10 pm

A. Having to sit in the same room with Tucker, Archer and Kimbley for 24 hours with no TV.

Q. What would YOU do if you were there?