funny anime questions

oldwrench · Post by **oldwrench** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:32 pm

A. Is your mind really that perverted? The water would boil.

Q. What thing is most often found in an anime?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:29 pm

A: in order

!. Perverts
2. Old men (usually part of the first group)
3. Big... *ahem* eyes, yeah, big eyes.

Q. Why can't I sneeze like Negi? No matter how hard I try, or how big my sneezes are, all I can do is propell the person in front of me two feet.

Zaphod_Beeblebrox · Post by **Zaphod_Beeblebrox** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:40 pm

A. you just haven't trained your nose and lungs, they need training to do that.

Q. What would meryl do if it turned out Vash was gay? (trigun unless you hadn't guessed)

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:43 pm

A: Go clothes shopping with him and try to wrangle a 4 way

Q: What would happen if Spike didn't die at the end of Cowboy Bebop?

beedee · Post by **beedee** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:13 pm

A: We would have a hyped up but crappy sequel made.

Q: Why the hell do animators use the super deformed technique its just creepy.

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:50 pm

[quote="Merm"]A: same reason puni puni poemi was made, people like crack.

Q: Will Pokemon EVER DIE!?

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:56 pm

A: No. They say all good things must come to an end, but that doesn't rule out pokemon.

Q:Why in the name of God was Dragonball GT ever made, and who the F%CK sold their soul to the devil to make it last 67 episodes?! (I must find said person and "punish" them

.)

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:23 pm

Merm wrote:Q:Why in the name of God was Dragonball GT ever made, and who the F%CK sold their soul to the devil to make it last 67 episodes?! (I must find said person and "punish" them .)

A: Cash. Ted Turner, but satan couldn't get the refund

Q: How many anime/manga titles have referenced Evangelion?

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:51 am

A: None, who would be that stupid and unorigional?

Q: What is the real meaning behind the title Slayers

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:42 am

Don't wanna scare any fanboys, but...
A: Lina is an AVID feminist, and guess who just got her moyeling license...

Q: Why do we do this to ourselves? The lack of social skills, sleep, and bathing; the obsession over animated films, television shows, and video games; the fact that we willingly dress up as Anime characters and parade around conventions acting like idiots, playing roles and scenes featuring cartoon characters involving acts that defy every law of sanity and/or physics; and finally, the knowledge that we will be perpetually virgins until, most likely, the age of twenty-five? What's it all for!?