Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Meowzi · Post by **Meowzi** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:05 pm

gandy wrote:A: When you...

1. get about three hours of sleep because you missed the first showing of Trigun on Adult Swim
2. Wake up half way through those three hours, screaming, "I SWEAR, I'M NOT A NINJA"
3. Anytime someone talks about alchemy, you immediately clap your hands together and promptly and proudly inform everyone that you don't even need a transmutation circle.
4. Jump into every well you can find, and once you hit the bottom mutter, "Stupid Kagome. I deserve it more than you."
5. Anytime someone mentions the word 'spike' for any reason , you start crying, and the only sensible thing people can get out of your blubbering is, "and his last word was bang... "
6. Anytime you hear a new song you like, your first thought is not, hey, I wonder who sings this or hey, this is a nice rhythm, no, it's hey, I wonder if someone made an AMV with this yet...
7. When someone asks who your first crush was, you answer "Cloud, dur"
8. You can't even walk to your bookshelf without tripping on some sort of anime or manga
9. Whenever the doorbell rings you have a mad dash to desperately hide all your plushies
10. You can't consider your day complete without quoting at least ten different anime.

Q: When will reality hit us all?

To add to the addicting to anime question. When you've seen all 50 Inuyasha Parodies, and you can say them by heart, voices and sound effects included.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:23 pm

EmilLang1000 wrote:Q: What would happen if Ataru (Lum) happened upon Ranma in his less-than-manly-form?

A:
Ataru: One guy + two girls = 3-some. Me likey*drool*
Lum and female Ranma proceed to beat him to a pulp.

Q: A Challenging Fill In The Blank.
*there are no evangelions being used in this little story, so don't use them when answering*

Asuka decided to play a prank on Shinji by __________________________________________________ and then by __________________________________________________ in public. An embarassed Shinji eventually found out that Asuka did it and decided to play it cool and dumb by __________________________________________________ and waiting for the right moment to get his revenge. Asuka is unaware that Shinji knows she did it. Shinji exacted his ultimate revenge on the unsuspecting Asuka by _____________________________________________, thus humiliating Asuka in front of Kaji, Misato and her entire school. Asuka knew that she had been bested by Shinji and later said to him, ______________________________________________.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:01 pm

A. Asuka decided to play a prank on Shinji by lining his locker with smut pics of Misato she got from Shinji's friends(dont ask how they have it) and then by having him open his locker, the pics burst out in public. An embarassed Shinji eventually found out that Asuka did it and decided to play it cool and dumb by claiming he was holding them for Kaji, and waiting for the right moment to get his revenge. Asuka is unaware that Shinji knows she did it. Shinji exacted his ultimate revenge on the unsuspecting Asuka by paying Rei to french her and saying her breath is like "Good God! WTF did you eat?! thus humiliating Asuka in front of Kaji, Misato and her entire school. Asuka knew that she had been bested by Shinji and later said to him, You fuckhead! if i didn't like that kiss so much i'd go Gluttony on your ball bag!

Q. about the male mind.
Your watching Ghost in the Shell, and Motoko is wearing that two toned grey jump suit and is just talking being serious, If you happen to glance at her chest for the whole time she's wearing that outfit, Is it just normal male instinct or weird Otakuness?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:48 pm

A: I'll go with male instinctive otaku weirdness.

Q: Where were all of the girls' parents in Azumanga Daioh?

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:21 pm

A: None of them had parents, they all spontaniously sprouted from their beds the morning the series started.

Q: Why don't villains every attack in the middle of a Magical Girl's transformation?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:23 pm

They're too busy Gawking at the girls changing.

Q: Why aren't there more magical boys?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:23 am

A. Noone would find it believable, just like a girl raising her fighting power to the point that it tears up everything.

Q. About Inrony: Her name is Lust yet never once put out, Why?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:22 pm

A: It's elementary my dear Watson. She is called Lust because, every grown man she targets immediately lusts after her. To keep her unsuspecting targets lusting after her, she must always deny her supply. If she ever puts out, she'll have to do it again and again and again; thus having to rearrange the letters in her name, changing her name from Lust to Slut.

Scenario:
Asuka's face turned red with embarrassment, when Shinji wispered something in her ear. She got mad, slapped him, and stormed off. Shinji had an evil smile on his face. Now Asuka can't go anywhere near Shinji without looking at him, blushing, and thinking about what he wispered to her.

Q: What exactly did Shinji wisper to Asuka?

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:03 pm

A: Where the white women at?

Q: What would Keitaro of Love Hina do if he fell in the spring of the drown girl from Ranma 1/2?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:31 pm

A. The same thing everyone does, Fun boob antics with lotsa sex changes.

Q. What would you do if you walked into your room and saw that shit Ed and Al made?