Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:21 pm

A1: If I had some red stones, feed them to it until she turns into her human form, and later I might....................................................
A2: Mr Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease and monstrous bloody gelotinous oozing corpses in just a minute!

Q: Another challenging Fill In The Blanks.

Asuka still can't go anywhere near Shinji without looking at him, blushing, and thinking about what he wispered to her; ("Where the white women at?"). One day she lured Shinji into ____________(room)______________ at _____________(place)_____________ and locked the door behind her, ensuring that Shinji wouldn't escape. She then said __________________________ and proceeded to __________________________. Shinji responded by saying, __________________________, and proceeded to __________________________.

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:11 pm

A. Asuka still can't go anywhere near Shinji without looking at him, blushing, and thinking about what he wispered to her; ("Where the white women at?"). One day she lured Shinji into a panda cage at the local zoo and locked the door behind her, ensuring that Shinji wouldn't escape. She then said "I know about your bamboo fetish... and I know you're the one who sent me the eucalyptus panties at Nerv." and proceeded to advance on Shinji with a psychotic look in her eye. Shinji responded by saying, "No, Asuka.. I delivered them for Misato I swear...after that year she spent in Australia she can't get enough of... it." in a terrified squeak, and proceeded to shimmy up the closest tree as Asuka lunged for him, a feral cry breaking from her throat.

Q. Where was Misato during all this??

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:37 pm

A: Misato was giving me a tongue bath on my nether regions with happy release^^. WHile kaji filmed it of course.

Q: ASuka and Misato are walkin down the street. Suddenly a scared shinji runs in to them. "Run for your fucking life!!" Why has shinji said this to them?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:53 pm

A: Kaworu was trying to seduce him.

Q1: Why is this thread on life-support?
Q2: Are there any types of drugs that can bring this thread back to full health?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:04 pm

A1. Because I haven't been around enough to help you out.
A2. Give it a couple lolita catgirls. If nothing else, they'll help the thread get up

Q. where can we find some lolita catgirls at this time of day though?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:23 pm

A: besides the obvious answer (ebay) I'd have to say Wal-Mart
always low, low prices on your catgirl fettishes

Q:while taking a stroll through his hometown...Domon (G Gundam) spots his old mechanic Rain working in a xxx book store...how did this happen? (nevermind what he's doing there in the first place...but elaborate if you so wish)

MovieMarc · Post by **MovieMarc** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:47 pm

Well back during the series, after the first time Rain entered and piloted a gundum, she came to the realization that she really liked the way latex felt against her skin. To make a long story short she now works in and S and M store and moonlights as a latex doll ( a woman who completly covers herself in latex except for the mouth, cooch and ass. Kinda like a living blowup doll)

And as for why he was in there, lets just say he has a thing for whips and chains.

Ok open thread.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:09 pm

MovieMarc, we just got this thread back to life. Don't ruin it. Never leave this thread open (i.e. you must ask a new question).

Q1: If there were a mouse inside the Elfen Lied house, would Nyu try to catch and eat it?
Q2: Does Nyu use the bathroom or a litter box?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:50 am

A1. simply put.....Grilled and enjoyed with fries.

A2. Its simple, the answer is -BOOM!-.....damn catgirls!

Q. If Naruto and FMA basic concepts were switched, how would the shows be?

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:46 am

A: FMA would become an overused Anime in AMV editing, and Naruto would become a bumbling alchemist, Sauske would burn everything in sight with his shiny gloves, and Sakura would not take crap from Sauske (Hawkeye).

Q: What does Icchan (from Angelic Layer) do to his poor assistant as his first punishment for describing Icchan as a "pervert".