Peter: I'm gonna go invent something!
Brian: Ok. Just yell when you break something.
Peter: I swear, you have no faith in me Brian.
Brian: Peter, you've only managed to create two things in your life and both were perverted.
*cut to fullmetal alchemist*
Peter: So that's alchemy huh?
*looks around and draws a array in the ground. Touches it and two huge breasts appear. Laughs and runs off*
If anime were on Peter Griffin's TV...
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older_gohan
- Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:21 pm
- Location: With my girl friend, making out.
- Contact:
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Rurounikeitaro
- Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:24 pm
- Location: Piscataway, NJ Watching: Death Note, KIBA, Sola
- Contact:
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megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
- Contact:
KZZZZZZZZZT
*marching*
Leader: Every we goooooo!
Chorus: Every we goooooo!
Leader: People want to knowwwwwwwwwww!
Chorus: People want to knowwwwwwwwwww!
Leader: Who we areeeeeeeeee!
Chorus: Who we areeeeeeeeee!
Leader: So we tell themmmmmm!
Chorus: So we tell themmmmmm!
Hamtaro: We are the Ham-Hams!
Ham-Hams: We are the Ham-Hams!
Hamtaro: Mighty mighty Ham-Hams!
Ham-Hams: Mighty mighty Ham-Hams!
KZZZZZZZZZT
*marching*
Leader: Every we goooooo!
Chorus: Every we goooooo!
Leader: People want to knowwwwwwwwwww!
Chorus: People want to knowwwwwwwwwww!
Leader: Who we areeeeeeeeee!
Chorus: Who we areeeeeeeeee!
Leader: So we tell themmmmmm!
Chorus: So we tell themmmmmm!
Hamtaro: We are the Ham-Hams!
Ham-Hams: We are the Ham-Hams!
Hamtaro: Mighty mighty Ham-Hams!
Ham-Hams: Mighty mighty Ham-Hams!
KZZZZZZZZZT
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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hypes
- Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:24 pm
- Location: Chesapeake, VA
- Contact:
Brian walks out to see Brian working on the car in the driveway.
Brian: Whatcha doing Peter?
Peter: Oh hey Brian, I'm just working on the car.
Brian: Are you sure that's a good idea Peter? Remember the last time you worked on the car...
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Peter and Brian are standing out front.
Peter: Hey Brian, check out what I did to the car. *raises watch to mouth* Big-Car! It's Show Time!
Giant car robot plows through the garage and completely demolishes the house.
Lois (off screen): Oh my God! My house!
Peter glances to the left and then to the right.
Peter: It was them! *points to Kei and Yuri and runs off*
Kei: *sigh* And yet another one is pinned on us.
Brian: Whatcha doing Peter?
Peter: Oh hey Brian, I'm just working on the car.
Brian: Are you sure that's a good idea Peter? Remember the last time you worked on the car...
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Peter and Brian are standing out front.
Peter: Hey Brian, check out what I did to the car. *raises watch to mouth* Big-Car! It's Show Time!
Giant car robot plows through the garage and completely demolishes the house.
Lois (off screen): Oh my God! My house!
Peter glances to the left and then to the right.
Peter: It was them! *points to Kei and Yuri and runs off*
Kei: *sigh* And yet another one is pinned on us.
www.fanfiction.net/~hypes
Cus it's good. And you like good.
www.purrsiapress.com
Advent Pop Blues. Cus it's funny, God darn it!
Cus it's good. And you like good.
www.purrsiapress.com
Advent Pop Blues. Cus it's funny, God darn it!
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older_gohan
- Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:21 pm
- Location: With my girl friend, making out.
- Contact:
Peter: Hey brian, I've got bad news. I just got fired from work.
Brain: How did that happen?
Peter: oh it's that new toy I invented. Apparently they didn't like it.
Brian: I guess a toy dog that humps you is to innovative for those old geezers huh. *goes back to reading his paper*
Peter: Yeah. I mean this backfired worse than when I tried to scare that one girl...
*Cut to Blood*
*Saiya is walking down the street carrying her sword. Peter jumps out dressed like a vampire*
Peter: Boo! I'm vampire! Hahahahahaha
*saiya pulls her sword out*
Peter: crap...
Brain: How did that happen?
Peter: oh it's that new toy I invented. Apparently they didn't like it.
Brian: I guess a toy dog that humps you is to innovative for those old geezers huh. *goes back to reading his paper*
Peter: Yeah. I mean this backfired worse than when I tried to scare that one girl...
*Cut to Blood*
*Saiya is walking down the street carrying her sword. Peter jumps out dressed like a vampire*
Peter: Boo! I'm vampire! Hahahahahaha
*saiya pulls her sword out*
Peter: crap...
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older_gohan
- Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:21 pm
- Location: With my girl friend, making out.
- Contact:
Peter: what's up quagmire?
Quagmire: I went to that playboy convention and ended up in the wrong place.
Peter: Where the hell did you go then?
*Cut to anime convention*
Quagmire: What the hell? This isn't the mini play boy mansion Scene?
*looks around and see's hundreds of girls dressed in skimpy anime costumes*
*A tear appears under quagmire's eye*
Quagmire: Thank you god
Quagmire: I went to that playboy convention and ended up in the wrong place.
Peter: Where the hell did you go then?
*Cut to anime convention*
Quagmire: What the hell? This isn't the mini play boy mansion Scene?
*looks around and see's hundreds of girls dressed in skimpy anime costumes*
*A tear appears under quagmire's eye*
Quagmire: Thank you god
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RanChan13
- Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2003 2:10 am
- Location: Somewhere in Nerima
Meg: Hey Chris is that your new girlfriend?
Chris: Yeah, she just keeps bringing me lunch every day.
Meg: Really? That's so cool
Across the street
Karen: Oh, I hope that he doesn't get unhappy again, mt blood just won't stop increasing
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Brian: What ya doing Peter?
Peter: Watching the knife show on TV, they have this really cool Katana I'm thinking about buying
Brian: Remember what happened last time you got a Katana Peter?
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Zaraki: This fight is great Griffen! Come at me with all you've got
Zangetsu: Call on me Peter, or he's going to kill you
Peter: Holy shit, my sword's talking to me again
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Peter: Yeah, good point Brian
Chris: Yeah, she just keeps bringing me lunch every day.
Meg: Really? That's so cool
Across the street
Karen: Oh, I hope that he doesn't get unhappy again, mt blood just won't stop increasing
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Brian: What ya doing Peter?
Peter: Watching the knife show on TV, they have this really cool Katana I'm thinking about buying
Brian: Remember what happened last time you got a Katana Peter?
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Zaraki: This fight is great Griffen! Come at me with all you've got
Zangetsu: Call on me Peter, or he's going to kill you
Peter: Holy shit, my sword's talking to me again
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Peter: Yeah, good point Brian
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death
Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death
Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
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megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
- Contact:
KZZZZZZZZZT
Announcer1: We're back with this year's dog show,
Announcer2: and right now in a tie for first is Inuyasha and Brian Griffin.
*Inuyasha is sitting and Kagome puts a doggy treat on his nose.*
Inuyasha:
Kagome!!!!!!!! *grinds teeth*
Inuyasha: *crushes doggy treat* THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE! *throws away leash and tries to leave*
Announcer1: Ooh! Kagome is definitely going to lose some points for that.
Announcer2: Indeed
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: *hits floor from some 12 feet in the air* UMF!
Inuyasha: WHY ME!?
Kagome: Let's do our routine one more time. Ok?
Inuyasha: Please, not again!
Kagome: We're gonna do it again, or else I'll say "It" again, and again, and again.
Inuyasha: *gulp* I swear, I'm gonna get you for this!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: UMF!
Kagome: Now roll over! *kick him in the stomach, rolling him over*
Inuyasha: OOH!
Kagome: Now play dead! *stomps him hard in stomach*
Inuyasha: AAHHHH! *stops moving*
Kagome: Now shake and beg!
Inuyasha: *gets up, grabs kagome, shakes her violently* WILL YOU STOP ALREADY!
Kagome: G-G-G-G-G-G-Good b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-oy!
Kagome: *wispers to him* If we win, Mommy's got a real nice treat for you!
Peter: Wow! They're really good! I don't think we can beat them, Brian.
Brian: Damn show-offs! If I can beat Astro (from the Jetsons) and Scooby Doo, these guys should be no problem.
KZZZZZZZZZT
Announcer1: We're back with this year's dog show,
Announcer2: and right now in a tie for first is Inuyasha and Brian Griffin.
*Inuyasha is sitting and Kagome puts a doggy treat on his nose.*
Inuyasha:
Kagome!!!!!!!! *grinds teeth*Inuyasha: *crushes doggy treat* THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE! *throws away leash and tries to leave*
Announcer1: Ooh! Kagome is definitely going to lose some points for that.
Announcer2: Indeed
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: *hits floor from some 12 feet in the air* UMF!
Inuyasha: WHY ME!?
Kagome: Let's do our routine one more time. Ok?
Inuyasha: Please, not again!
Kagome: We're gonna do it again, or else I'll say "It" again, and again, and again.
Inuyasha: *gulp* I swear, I'm gonna get you for this!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: UMF!
Kagome: Now roll over! *kick him in the stomach, rolling him over*
Inuyasha: OOH!
Kagome: Now play dead! *stomps him hard in stomach*
Inuyasha: AAHHHH! *stops moving*
Kagome: Now shake and beg!
Inuyasha: *gets up, grabs kagome, shakes her violently* WILL YOU STOP ALREADY!
Kagome: G-G-G-G-G-G-Good b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-oy!
Kagome: *wispers to him* If we win, Mommy's got a real nice treat for you!
Peter: Wow! They're really good! I don't think we can beat them, Brian.
Brian: Damn show-offs! If I can beat Astro (from the Jetsons) and Scooby Doo, these guys should be no problem.
KZZZZZZZZZT
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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RevanSigma
- Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:18 pm
- Location: Nowhere, Kansas
Peter: Guess what Lois? I'm going to be a Teacher at Destrade High School!
Lois: I don't know Peter, remeber last time you took a job in that area?
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Peter: Ok class.
(only Hayashida, asleep, Freddie, Gorilla, and Kamiyama. were there)
Peter: Where's every one else?
Kamiyama: I'm sorry Mr.Griffin but, fellow students have a problem with attendence.
Peter: Oh, well. Lets start then.
Peter: OK, uh Freddie, is it? Tell me what the square root of 222 is.
(Freddie sits there)
Peter: Hey answer me!
(Freddie doesnt move)
Peter: Oh that is it!
(walks over and slaps Freddie over the head.)
(there is an uneasy silence as Hayashida's mohawk does loopty-loops)
(Freddie stands up as his theme music kicks in.)
(His horse busts into the room through the door, knocking over Hayashida who remains asleep. He picks up Peter and carries him for miles and takes him into an empty field and kicks him in the shin. Freddie rides away.)
Peter: SHHHHH, AHHHH. SHHHHH,AHHHH. SHHHHH,AHHHH!
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Lois: I don't know Peter, remeber last time you took a job in that area?
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Peter: Ok class.
(only Hayashida, asleep, Freddie, Gorilla, and Kamiyama. were there)
Peter: Where's every one else?
Kamiyama: I'm sorry Mr.Griffin but, fellow students have a problem with attendence.
Peter: Oh, well. Lets start then.
Peter: OK, uh Freddie, is it? Tell me what the square root of 222 is.
(Freddie sits there)
Peter: Hey answer me!
(Freddie doesnt move)
Peter: Oh that is it!
(walks over and slaps Freddie over the head.)
(there is an uneasy silence as Hayashida's mohawk does loopty-loops)
(Freddie stands up as his theme music kicks in.)
(His horse busts into the room through the door, knocking over Hayashida who remains asleep. He picks up Peter and carries him for miles and takes him into an empty field and kicks him in the shin. Freddie rides away.)
Peter: SHHHHH, AHHHH. SHHHHH,AHHHH. SHHHHH,AHHHH!
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Grues plan to eat this thread.
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Learn to Speak leet or 5p34k 1337
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OtakuMan22
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:27 pm
- Location: Rochester, NY
The fact that you guys have kept this alive brings a tear to my eye. You guys are the best! 
~Otaku-Man
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