Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:49 pm

This is so wrong on so many levels... Bear with me:

Ein: Hey, Faye, don't worry about Spike.. I've got more in BOTH departments than that emaciated fiend will EVER have.

Pen-Pen: Misato... If you pet my feathers, I'll show you how penguins can fly.

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:02 pm

you're right that is wrong on sooooo many levels

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:50 pm

Sango: Miroku, when I became a demon slayer, I learned to contort myself into many positions. Care to try one out?

Miroku: By all means Sango................

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:29 pm

FMA
Alex Louis Armstrong: Ladies, allow me to show a love making technique that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!

Greed: They call me the Ultimate Sheild for a reason. Every part of me becomes harder than steel, and that includes my............................

Sloth: As you can see, it doesn't take much to get me wet.

Last Exile
Claus: Claus to Lavie; I'm getting ready to park the vanship!
Lavie: Lavie to Claus; I'll open up the hanger!

ayame_sohma_fangirl · Post by **ayame_sohma_fangirl** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:03 pm

wow you are so good at this every one of you are very good makes me envyus

ayame_sohma_fangirl · Post by **ayame_sohma_fangirl** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:04 pm

wow nice avy milenear me like

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:23 pm

Meryl:HEy millie! wanna shine my triggers?(lesbian innuendo )

Gluttony: Im a eat you nice ladies out al night long! *tickles them with his tongue suggestively*

Lust: Ok boys... who wants to come with me?

*Room raises their left hands hands*

oldwrench · Post by **oldwrench** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:54 pm

Dita, to Hibiki, when their van and dred ships merged and she landed on his lap in the cockpit, "gee mister alien, I didn't know our ships fit togethter so well".

Back when I was a young mechanic, and all cars were rear wheel drive, a very hot looking lady in a mini skirt brought her car in, came up to me and said "my dad said I should ask you to check my rear end".

So I checked her rear end, (the one on the car) after I almost choked to death trying not to laugh.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:30 pm

Dita and Hibiki when their ships first merged

Dita:

Mr. Alien, there's some strange stick poking me. I think it might be a new part of the ship. I think I should.................
Hibiki: Dita! Wait! That's my...................
Dita: Your what?

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:04 am

pedo bear: Hey little girl!! wann eat my twinkie? its full of sweeeet cream!

sexual harrassment panda: HEy kids!! come here.. i wanna show you my panda maker!

Ein: pssst.. hey..Ed... play with me doggy style again

Faye: here ein!! here boy! ive got a REAL SWEET N STICKY TREAT FOR YOU TO EAT. MUWHAHAHAHA!!!