Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:21 pm

A. A Mexican Hat dance.... nekked except for some festive beads in the electronics section of Wal-Mart. I mean, it is in the Big Book o' Rules. As a result, Wal-Mart's quarterly earnings dropped almost 2%.

Q. Several years after Ed has left the Bebop behind, she runs into Faye and Jet, who now are running a chain of shops called 'Bonsais R Us'. What happened to cause them to give up their happy hunting life?? And what does Ed do?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:02 pm

A. Faye reckless shooting caused the Bebop to malfunction and crash onto Ganymede, upon paying for repairs, medical bills and such, they end up broke since Big Shot was canceled, while sitting on the pavement pondering what to do, some hippies walk by and confused Jet's Bonsai's for a new kind of pot plant and buy them all, he(ignoring Faye's idea to use it for the tracks) uses it to start his business that spans out to where Ed is, upon tracking it down to the first, she finds them who hire her as the water girl.

Q. Where does that leave Spike?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:27 pm

A: The sme exact spot where we last saw him.

Ash got fed up and left Pokemon (with Pikachu and all the others he caught) on bad terms. He took Misty with him, and they got eloped.
Q1: How did the writers write him off?
Q2: Who becomes the new main character?
Q3: What will become of Ash and Misty?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:37 pm

A1: He finally meets Giovanni, and discovers that he is Ash's father. Govanni then convinces Ash to join Team Rocket. Ash gives up his pokemon who would seperate him and his father, and goes to be with Giovanni, taking his new wife Misty with him.

A2: The son of Ash and Misty, Soot. A moralistic chld who rebels aginst his criminal parents, vowing to take down Team Rocket. To do so thugh, he must become a Pokemon Master, and become strong enough to take on his brother, Reile, the current world Champion.

A3: Ash become the leader of Team Rocket, Misty goes on to be a world renowned battler, and trains Reile (Soot had run off already).

In One Piece, there was actually another Devil Fruit that Luffy missed (causing him to eat the Gum Gum Fruit)
Q. What was the devil fruit Luffy missed, and what powers would it have given him?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:51 pm

A. a pomagranite. It would have given him the power to freeze the oceans (but he'd have to spend 3 months in the underworld)
every other pirate ship would be destroyed (ice ftw) and Luffy would become the king of pirates...still no luck on that treasure though

Q.Souske is walking home from another long day of watching over Chidori.
He walks out into the street and is hit by a bus (and then dies). Chidori claims she had nothing to do with it...but you know better.
What is the sequence of events that lead up to this murder? (must include an article of clothing, a ham sandwhich and a screwdriver in your explination)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:04 am

A: Kaname was swimming alone in the school's swimming pool, when the water started to become extremeley cold. (Pool maintenence was changing the water.) She fell under. Sosuke was watching from the stands, and quickly came to her aid. Sosuke did CPR. He saved her life yet again. When she came to, she saw him about to continue doing CPR and gave him one big slap. She stormed out and went to the locker room. She came back and apologized him. He was about to eat his ham sammich, when she snatched it from him and ate it, laughing in the process. He smiled. He then pulled out a bottle and she then snatched it away from him too. He tried to get it back and warned her not to drink it, but she kept teasing him and drank it all in one gulp. Unfortunately for her it was a screwdriver, and she got a little tipsy. She then raided his bag and found some more drank it. Sosuke tried to stop her, but to no avail. Soon she was stone cold drunk. He wrapped her in her towel and carried her back to her place. She woke up still drunk and demand that he had sex with her. He tried to get her to come to her senses, but wasn't getting through. She took off her bathing suit and lunged herself at him. One thing led to another and.....................

The next night Kaname woke up and notice that Sosuke was in the bed next to her. Next she noticed that she was wet and naked. She came to the conclusion that Sosuke must have slipped her a date rape drug (no pun intended). She then proceed to kick the shit out of him. He was half asleep and woke up in an alarm, put his pants back on, and ran for his life. While running for his life, he tried to explain to her what happened, but she didn't believe him (throwing stuff in the process). She quickly got dressed and chased him down the block. Sosuke thought he got away and decided to walk the rest of the way home. He walks out into the street and is hit by a bus (and then dies). Kaname claims she had nothing to do with it, although she was the one at the wheel. Unfortunately, all of the eye witnesses were too scared to testify against her.

It turns out that Sosuke didn't really die. (It was a cover up by Mithral).
Q: What happens next?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:14 am

really ran with that one I see...

A: one word...Arbitration
you'd normally think that one would want a trail instead of an arbitration (a matter of having many people vs one person decide one's fate).
long story short...Souske wins.

Q1: why did Souske prefer an arbitration?
Q2: who was the key witness...and what did they say that compelled the Judge to give the case to Souske? (being a hard-core millitary guy *psst...being a guy in these types of cases usually isn't a plus if you know what I mean)
Q3: why did the judge ignore the alcoholic beverage on Souske's person?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:01 am

A. 1. He knew what he was doing.... and he couldn't afford to bribe an entire jury.
2. The pool man, who was, in fact, Kaname's first husband.. Obviously, she really did a job on him; he can't even get a decent job, and he's been in therapy for years. Poor guy.
3. Well, you see.. once the judge looked at the participants in the arbitration, things couldn't have gone better for Souske. The judge, was in fact, Kaname's 2nd husband, and had lost his bout for mayoral candidacy due to her rabid bouts with the ol' bottle. Yup, she was a regular Kitty Dukakis gone ghetto. In fact, she now has to dress up as a Snookey the Drinkin' Bear [a la bloodshot eyes] and tell kids about her rap sheet as part of her 'community service'.

Q. Saki decides that she's going to put the make on Kurumi once and for all. Unfortunately, things go horribly, horribly wrong leaving everyone except for Kamahito [Nakahito's older brother] feeling quite on edge.. Exactly what did Saki have planned and what happened?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:20 am

*fishes thread out of dead sea*
A: Let's just a few loliat catgirls have found a new home in the litter box in the sky. (The poor milk truck didn't stop in time. Poor milk truck.)

Fill in the blank.
Q: If Osaka says ________________ 5 times while looking in a mirror, horrible mis fisfortune shall befall our world.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:25 am

megaman917 wrote:*fishes thread out of dead sea*
A: Let's just say a few lolita catgirls have found a new home in the litter box in the sky. The original plan was to give them some milk to drink. (The poor milk truck didn't stop in time. Poor milk truck.)

Fill in the blank.
Q: If Osaka says ________________ 5 times while looking in a mirror, horrible mis fisfortune shall befall our world.

fixed