Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:43 am

A. If Osaka says There's nothing wrong with pointless threads 5 times while looking in a mirror, horrible mis fisfortune shall befall our world.

Q. What would happen if Gendo Ikari met Ned Flanders?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:44 pm

NED FLANDERS
We-hyell, how-doodily-do, neighborino!

Heavy metal music blairs in background

HAIR-BAND SINGER
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!

BACK-UP SINGERS
ROCK!!!

BLAM

[/i]Ned falls over, dead

GENDO
GEND-OWNED, BITCH!

Q: If A + B equals C, and the train headed from milwuakee to washington is travelling at 90 mph, what is the air speed velocity of Keitaro after recieving a death-punch from Naru?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:58 pm

A: 9/10 the speed of light (same speed as electrons orbiting an atom)

Q1: what would happen to Keitaro after he comes to rest from the punch?
Q2: where would he land?
Q3: what monument/building/people would he hit along the way

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:34 am

A1. Are you serious, what rest!
A2. In the middle of Hallelujha Land.
A3. An airbourne Don Patch.

Q. Which hand does Ed use after doing #2?

madbunny · Post by **madbunny** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:24 am

A: He keeps a roll of toilet paper in a compartment in his fake arm, therefore he uses his real one.

Q: In gantz, when the ball opens up and all the guns come out... how did they fit since Gantz takes up most of the space in the ball?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:52 am

A: they compressed the guns with xvid

wait...how is this possible? I mean, come on. you think that video codecs would only work on video (what's this world coming to?) but for some reason, science found a way.
Q1: how is it possible?
Q2: who was sacrificed in the testing stages of this technology? (please be fairly detailed on what happened to them)

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:23 am

A1. They went to ol' Dr. Briefs of course.
A2. those Pokemon that belonged to the people you dont see anymore, including the ones that were "set free", it took alot of testing(and pkmn) to keep them from being totally crushed to Cat Girl munchies but thanks to all that violent testing they're able to finally compress those Gantz weapons.

Q. What the hell do Pokemon have with Gantz weapons?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:54 pm

A: Target practice... they're the targets.

Q: So, given that pokemon never seem to actually die, or age, or mate, or excrete their wastes, what exactly are they, and what are they made of?

madbunny · Post by **madbunny** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:02 pm

EmilLang1000 wrote:A: Target practice... they're the targets.

Q: So, given that pokemon never seem to actually die, or age, or mate, or excrete their wastes, what exactly are they, and what are they made of?

A: they are the prototypes from the movie "gremlins". They don't have to mate, you just add water.

Q: Is Witchblade related to the Wolverine from X-men? What's up that the clawblade?

8bit_samurai · Post by **8bit_samurai** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:30 am

A1. They are, but they didnt know at the time and had a kid together who was adopted by the brothers from samurai champloo and goes by denkibou.

A2. it was a technique in a chapter stolen from the Armstrong Teaching for Dummies, which has been passed down for generations, when it was first created, which was discarded at first, but then later picked up but lost again at a poker match and so on, but somehow they (wolverine and witchblade) lost to a bet and was forced to use them.

Q. What was the other option if they chose not to use the clawblades?