Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:41 pm

A: Keyblades, and if you're wondering...Sora lost the game after wolverene's & witchblade's

in the middle of a heroic fight to save the universe, Voltron starts to act kinda funny (it started breakdancing...extra points if you get my reference)
. that's when the situation starts to take a turn for the worse. The great evil gains the upper hand and wins the fight (bummer for everyone here on earth)
Voltron then falls apart (think along the lines of rei in end of eva)

Q1: what caused voltron to start dancing?
Q2: what caused voltron to fall apart?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:17 pm

A1. The damn green pilot popped in a copy of DDR Max2 after messing around with Voltron's mainframe(something like that).

A2. American made parts.

Q. Who can they go to to get Voltron fixed without any insurance since their rates will go up?

8bit_samurai · Post by **8bit_samurai** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:54 am

A. Depends. if they are in the bipedal humanoid vehicle guild, it can be covered by geico, otherwise they would hafta search for either dr briefs, renton, or winry for consultation.

Q. Theoretically in a seperate universe- if eva 00 did the fusion dance with LM314V24 Victory 2 Assault Gundam and eva 02 did the fusion dance with LM314V23/24 V2 Assault-Buster Gundam and the results used the patora earings some way or another, causin it to go up in the heavens and faced towards the future, and farted a beast into the past, on the way, first caused the secon impact, then caused the first, while time travelling hummed his almighty theme song (GI-GAN-TOR) and resultin the birth of humanoid/bipedal robots/vehicles. afterwards barfed out another one into the future which will cause the fall of mobile suits and bipedal/humanoid vehicles/robots where it lands, and on its way caused jenovah to go off its path and landed on a different planet then scheduled, afterwards the fused mobile suit landed on neptune where its icy grave lives. during all of this, what the hell goku, NERV, an the G-Force Doing?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:27 pm

A: They are either getting drunk, having a massive orgy, or having a massive orgy while getting drunk.

Q: (Eureka 7) What will Linck, Maeter, and Maurice do to Eureka, when they grow up and learn that it was Eureka killed their mommies and daddies?

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:30 pm

A. One word, Springer.

Q. What will this show be like?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:52 pm

A. It will average higher ratings than normal due to a death count... however the audience will boo because the 'bodyguard Steve' will bite it.

Q. [Blood] Seiya gets sent to therapy for job related stress... Explain the session.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:38 pm

A: Let's just say that afterwards, the therapist was the one who needed therapy.

Q1: What are Naruto's parents?
Q2: What ever became of the?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:16 pm

A1: A cat-o-nine-tails and a fox pelt.
A2: After they somehow mated, the nine-tails was used to beat the pelt, which came back to life.

Q: Alucard goes hunting Batman, who claims to be the greatest fighter of all time... What happens when they finally meet?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:05 pm

A. As Batman sits on the edge of a building looking down on Gotham, after a large gust of wind only Alucards glasses can be seen in the shadows, Alucard moves in on Batman with a fierceness in his eyes, Batman turns around and says "Ready to get that Fucking Spiderman?"

Q1. How would it be if Yankumi(Gokusen) was the homeroom/math teacher to Yusuke Urameshi(YYH)?

Q2. How would it be if Yankumi(Gokusen) was the homeroom/math teacher to Naruto and company?

8bit_samurai · Post by **8bit_samurai** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:54 am

well, imna take a shot at this, although im kinda unfamiliar with the anime (although i did read about them a lil). otherwise reanswer the questions that would sound more correct

a1. they would first take over the school, then the teacher's affiliation, then the city, then japan, causing them to take over america through brute force rather than anime

a2. naruto and the gang would learn about the chakra system in terms of money laundering and other illegal activities, causing them to use their jutsus for mischievous acts such pick pocketing, scamming, and replacing kakashi's magazines with yoai (yaoi, however its spelt) with the other magazine cover. also, when naruto discovers the demon, he would have to bribe it to borrow chakra.

what would happen if you took the story of the antichrist and the project trinity, splice them in equivilent pieces, put em in wmm, cut ep up in equal pieces and crossfade it as much as possible and replace the audio with polka music that plays throughout the whole thing?