Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:54 am

A: He quickly drank all of the coke he could find, then in a moment of despair, realizing what he had no money, he attempted to transmute reeplacement coke. Unfortunately, as transmuting coke is explicetly prohibited, the experiment went horribly wrong. Edward looked up past the rubble, and lo and behold, there it stood. Pepsi.

Q: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a "loli" pop?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:34 am

A: 37 licks over 3 court-ordered visitations.

Q: If Excel and Seras(Hellsing) were to switch places, how would their respective animes differ?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:48 am

A. Ilpalazzo would already have control over the world.. Excel wouldn't be getting back to life anytime soon.

Q. How many of those gigantic robes does Ilpalazzo have? Exactly what hold them up?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:38 pm

A. Too many and Rubber Bands.

Q. Why do chicks with red eyes are Always good, while guys with red eyes are always bad?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:49 pm

A: Albino females are immune to testosterone, which makes them more docile and busty...while albino males are almost allergic to testosterone...they naturally kill anything in sight.

Q: let's say that some stupid american scientists tried to cross breed albino males and females to get a nicer, more productive (and even busty-er) albino. We all know what happens next (africanized killer albino). The scientists had no choice but to exterminate the experiment...but one escaped and hid among other anime characters.
who is it, from what series, how were they found out, and what happens next?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:43 pm

Rei from Eva(wearing contacts and hair dye), any who could find out died in an explosion of Diablo-like proportions, and they had her cloned, you know the rest of the story...

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:44 pm

bah new Q: What anime character is on the other end of the line with the verizon "can you hear me now?" guy? And what do they say in response to his question?

NS · Post by NS » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:24 pm

A. Mugen from samurai champloo, and he's saying "Shut the fuck up or ima cut you"

Q. What anime character would most enjoy florida orange juice, and why?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:41 pm

A: Cloud Strife. Drinking all potions has to get old after a while.

Q: What new game system would Gendo Ikari play?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:47 pm

A. The Wii, he doesn't like X-Box 360 because of the shocking realization Bill Gates is his american counterpart.

Q. Whats under Renamon's sleeves?