Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:44 pm

A: Delivering multiple bitch slaps requires a lot of chakra. By the end of the end of the day, when he goes home and finds Temari waiting on him (you know it's gonna happen), he's gonna need all the chakra he can muster (just to handle her).

Q: Neji Hyuuga is second in command of the hentAi-Team. How does his Byakugan come into play?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:17 pm

*Fishes thread out of the trash and wipes it off* **cough cough** Dusty!

A. Obviously, he uses it to keep the girls in line.. No idea.

Q. If Washuu is technically Ryoko's 'mother', who is her father?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:20 am

A. 120lbs of mashed potatoes.

Q. How'd they meet?

Big Dumb Face · Post by **Big Dumb Face** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:31 pm

A: They met at the Drunken Barn Dance, after also having sex with Kaji, Tuxedo, Kamen, All of Lum's Stormtroopers, The 2nd Children, and at least one girl who always referred to herself in the third person.

Q: If Washuu hooked up with Tenchi, and their bastard son married Ryoko, who would be the most pissed off about it?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:27 pm

A. Tenchi, but he was never stable and it would push him waaay over the edge. Tapioca pudding and *group time* for several years and the severe twitch and Tourette's Syndrome he developed will have toned down enough for him to get out and get sexually attacked by Miyuka, his deranged daughter, again.

Q. What exactly does Tenchi have that makes him soooo wunnerful, just wunnerful? Besides his sword and *ahem* the balls on it.

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:16 pm

A: The ability to exist in an anime without actually needing to be there.

Q: So if there is no need for Tenchi to be there, why does the anime never seem to end.

Big Dumb Face · Post by **Big Dumb Face** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:54 am

A: Because Tenchi will forever be seeking a purpose

Q: Does Ryoko have nipples?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:42 pm

A. Yes, but she only wears them when she goes out.

Q. Does she carry replacements?

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:04 am

A: No, that's what Washu is for.

Q: If Washu can do anything, why does she ask first?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:01 am

A: For the same reason Armstrong keeps replacing his clothes despite the fact they disappear in 10 minutes, because it's the thought that counts.

Q: How much does Armstrong's tailor make in a year, and how can Armstrong afford to pay for it?