funny anime questions

lil bit of attitude · Post by **lil bit of attitude** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:14 pm

A: because shes a true blond.

Q:why is everybody scared of hilary?(beyblade)

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:56 pm

Off topic:

Q: On the case of references, what musician/group has been referenced most in Cowboy Bebop?

A: because shes a true blond.

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:05 pm

Malificus wrote:Off topic:
Q: On the case of references, what musician/group has been referenced most in Cowboy Bebop?

A: because shes a true blond.

damn everyone ignores me.

beedee · Post by **beedee** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:05 pm

Q: Why do they call Edward in Full Metal Alchemist, the full metal alchemist I mean its only his arm and leg that are missing?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:02 pm

Bulghod wrote:Q: On the case of references, what musician/group has been referenced most in Cowboy Bebop?

Q: Why the hell hasn't anyone answered that question?

EvaXephon · Post by **EvaXephon** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:24 pm

A: Because no one can think up a suitably witty reply!

Q: Why is it that bad guys' bullets NEVER hit the hero, but the hero has 100% accuracy even if he is drunk and hanging upside down off the back of a moving vehicle?

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:05 pm

A: Law of Inverse Accuracy

The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)

Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.

Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres

Q: What's your favorite law of anime physics

EvaXephon · Post by **EvaXephon** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:15 pm

Damn! I ripped my question from that Anime physics thing, and you got me right back for it

A. My favorite law is the one that has something to do with breast bounciness.

Q. Why are there so many English words written all over the place in anime?

Zalis · Post by **Zalis** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:29 pm

A: nihonjin no aida, eigo wa chou sugoku suteki nan da yo*

Q: Why is it that so many anime villains want nothing more than to plunge the world into TEH UTTER CHAOS and/or darkness? (See Arc the Lad, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Pretear, most seasons of Sailor Moon, etc., etc.) I mean, I think James from Pokemon said it best: "Besides, if you guys bite the dust, there won't be anything left to steal!"

* Because among the Japanese, English is super mega-cool!!!11ichiichi

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:44 pm

A: If the world is in utter darkness and chaos, no one will ever a) have the time and/or b) the ability to see, so therefore looking at porn sites all day is a risk free lifestyle!

Q: Why are the terrorist groups always asking for the silliest of demands?(Fumoffu, Burn Up, etc.)