Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:51 am

A. Ed's fashionable yet mascauline red mini skirt.

Q. But what about Alphonse?

Big Dumb Face · Post by **Big Dumb Face** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:54 pm

A: What about Alphonse? Not being part of the military, the new uniform wouldn't apply to him. Besides, he already wears that skirt-looking loincloth thing

Q: Will any school EVER have uniform skirts anywhere NEAR as short as they are in anime?

CorpseGoddess · Post by **CorpseGoddess** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:47 pm

Big Dumb Face wrote:A: What about Alphonse? Not being part of the military, the new uniform wouldn't apply to him. Besides, he already wears that skirt-looking loincloth thing

Q: Will any school EVER have uniform skirts anywhere NEAR as short as they are in anime?

A: Apparently you've never seen the Asian private schoolgirls here in Vancouver. I kid you not, we're talking anime-length on some of them. Or lack thereof, really.

Q: Speaking of teenage schoolgirls, what was up with the whole Nanami's Egg thing?

Big Dumb Face · Post by **Big Dumb Face** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:20 am

k looks like no one else wants tot take this so I'll give it a whack

A: A few episodes in the series are specifically dedicated to Nanami and are usually stand-alone type situations, breaking the convention of a standard Utena episode. Each has a metaphorical theme exploring Nanami's character in a sympathetic light, but are otherwise "gag episodes", meant to be humorous and are especially notorious for their bizarre content.

Time ofr a new line of questioning!

Q: What do Faye and Jet do after the end of Cowboy Bebop?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:11 pm

A. They get drunk...really drunk. I don't think you understand...they get plastered
and we all know what can happen when you get that drunk...so here's the short version.
Faye kept insisting that she was a giant daikon
Jet felt a sudden urge to tend to his banzais
When jet got to his banzais , one was missing
Faye came in, and Jet grabbed her and stuck her in a pot
many bags of soil were emptied

Q. now that Faye (the born-again Daikon turned banzai) is a banzai...what happens next? (does Ein mistake her for a fire-hydrant, does spike cut off an ear, does Ed get really hungry and mistake Faye for a mushroom...stuff like that)

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:06 am

A: She sobers up, decks Jet for planting her, takes all the money she can put her hands on and blows it all in a horse race.

Q: If all Faye does is gamble, how deep in debt is she really?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:06 am

A. Her 'debts' make the National Deficit look to be about as bad a skinned knee.

Q. Does Faye's cryogenic years ever catch up to her? Does she go to bed 30 one day and wake 76 the next?

Big Dumb Face · Post by **Big Dumb Face** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:48 am

A: No. But her pee is green and if she ever DOES skin her knee, it takes forever to heal. Notice how even though Spike gets beat up to the point of being a damn mummy, Faye never gets so much as a bruise? She;s very very careful about that.

Q: Did anyone get BOTH of those refernces?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:24 am

A. Of course. Someone, somewhere.

Q. How has Naruto avoided being duct taped and thrown off a cliff by anyone he comes into contact with?

Big Dumb Face · Post by **Big Dumb Face** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:24 am

A: By surrounding himself with Ninja and other hard-ons who for some reason feel he's worth protecting. BELIEVE IT! ...shithead

Q: Do you jack off when Naruto does the Sexy Jutsu? Be honest.