fav. anime character at a zoo and scenario happens/does what

the vampire alucard · Post by **the vampire alucard** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:27 am

ok ur fav. anime character goes on a stroll at a zoo and one of two scenarios happen or both,

1. stops at a monkey cage and the monkey flings craop right on to ur fav charcter's face what happens.

2. sees to animals mating what does the character do or say

this should be fun yes its kind of dumb but should be fun to think up something really creative.

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:35 am

Vash:

1) blinks a few times, wipes off his face and flings it back

2) blushes and walks off trying to not look at the cage

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:39 am

Shinji Ikari:

1) OH GOD IT'S IN MY EYES! GET IT OFF GEDDIT OFF!

2) *Looks down at hand covered in gooey white stuff* OH GOD! NOT AGAIN!

Asuka Langly Sohryu:

1) YOU STUPID MONKEY BASTARD! *runs off* *SCRUNCH!* *Flattens Monkey cage with Eva-02's gifantic foot*

2) GET A ROOM YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!

Rei Ayanami:

1) ............................... *walks away*

2) *Does that smile thing at the end of one of the Eva episodes*

~Otaku-Man

Brave_Hearts.Exe · Post by **Brave_Hearts.Exe** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:43 pm

Inuyasha:

1) OH WTF, you monkeys are DEAD! *does the backlash wave to the monkey* Take THAT ONE!

2) Kagome....can we do it that way too? O_o *gets slaped* guess that's a no -_-

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:59 pm

Goku:

1) Goku: HEY! Why you little scamps! Right back at yah!

Chi-chi: GOKU! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE ARE IN PUBLIC!

2) Hey, Chi-chi, look! They're doing the same thing we did when we made Go...

*POW!*

~Otaku-Man

PAN the Wicked Witch · Post by **PAN the Wicked Witch** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:38 pm

Vegita:

1)" WTF. No one treats the princ of al saiyans like this. You wil DIE!!" *Pow* ends whit the smirk.

2)'it's bin to long.'

the vampire alucard · Post by **the vampire alucard** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:46 pm

cast of fruit basket:

1. yuki,ayame,haru,tohru stop in front of monkey cage.
yuki and monkey exchange odd looks , monkey throws a turd intoyuki's face, ayame then says," YUUUUKKKI! HAHAHA I DIDNT KNOW U WERE INTO SUCH KINKY THINGS I BET U TOHRU DO THAT EVERYNITE U DIRTY DIRTY BOY HAHAHA TRULY AN ODD MANS ROMANCE.
yuki's reaction knocks tohru into ayame turns him into a snake and drops him into a cage full of mongooses and walks away.
tohru does weird dumb face and panics

2. the group stops into front the cage, sees the monkeys mating haru turns to black haru and leans next to tohru and says," I BET U AND MOUSE BOUUY DO THAT EVERYNITE ,MAYBE U WANNA GO SHAG SOMEWHERE TO SEE WHOS BETTER."
yuki knocks tohru into haru turns him into a cow and throws him in a cage where there is a very horny bull.
ayame just points and laughs and calls up hatori that he has to come see what has happened to haru and continues laughing

Jnzk · Post by **Jnzk** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:43 am

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:02 am

I wouldn't call BatMan on this just yet. If BatMan were indeed needed here, then the Real Anime Heroes, Anime on Peter Griffin's TV, and the Things Anime Characters would NOT say threads would have been BatManned too!

(I think I just invented a word!)

Anyway, on topic:

Kiyomaru and Zatch:

1) Zatch: Hey Kiyo! What's that on your face? UGH! It really stinks!

Kiyo: *pulse throbbing* Never you mind Zatch... Just take a good look at the monkeys.

Zatch: Huh? Why do I need to look at the mon...

Kiyo: ZACCAIR!

2) Zatch: Hey Kiyo! Look! Those monkeys are trying to play leap frog!

Kiyo: Uhhhh, I don't think that's what they're doing!

Zatch: Hmm... That one monkey's having trouble hopping over the other! I better go in and help him!

Kiyo: ZATCH NO!

~Otaku-Man

AquaSky · Post by **AquaSky** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:09 am

I've gotta agree with Janzki on this one, it seems pretty pointless.