Basic EVA ending

requiett · Post by **requiett** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:42 am

With all this bullshit surrounding the end of the movie / series, everyone has their own 12-page PHD certified thesis on the events that took place in Eva. I challenge anyone to explain Eva in 12 words or less.

requiett · Post by **requiett** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:43 am

I'll even start you off:

Shinji stayed in the EVA.

BasharOfTheAges · Post by **BasharOfTheAges** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:23 pm

i'll do it in 10.

A budget crunch turned it into a thinking man's paradise.

Jebadia · Post by **Jebadia** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:00 pm

A Giant Albino With Boobs Turns Everyone Into Orange Sperm.

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:05 pm

Anno (1) Got (2) Pissed (3) At (4) Fanboys (5) And (6) Decided (7) To (8) Fuck (9) With (10) Their (11) Heads (12).

dokool · Post by **dokool** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:34 pm

BasharOfTheAges wrote:i'll do it in 10.

A budget crunch turned it into a thinking man's paradise.

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:04 pm

12 words or less?! I'll try..

Gendo can not handle loss well.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:34 pm

01. Asuka
02. doesn't
03. die
04. and
05. Shinji
06. turns
07. everyone
08. else
09. into
10. orange
11. gooey
12. stuff.

bum · Post by **bum** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:01 pm

01 - It's
02 - all
03 - in
04 - your
05 - head.

06 - Evangelion
07 - anime
08 - doesn't
09 - exist.

10 - Truth
11 - is
12 - subjective.

MovieMarc · Post by **MovieMarc** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:10 am

1.Shiji
2.sucks.
3.lets
4.watch
5.the
6.Melencholy
7.of
8.Haruhi
9.suzumiya
10.instead.
11.She
12.Rocks.