What Do I DO?

Sephiroth98 · Post by **Sephiroth98** » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:14 pm

My friend bought me a anime movie, one he said i would like, but it was A PORN!!! now im in deep crap. any help with some pranks i can pull on my Friend?

MistyCaldwell · Post by **MistyCaldwell** » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:16 pm

Fill their shampoo bottle with nair hair remover.

Or nothing. You can return gifts graciously if they offend you. Whatever you wanna do.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:17 pm

Was it GOOD porn? And what movie did he say it was?

As for revenge, set his house on fire, or cut off his genitals.

Sephiroth98 · Post by **Sephiroth98** » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:22 pm

It was some movie called "Magical Twilight" when i opened it, he laughed and ran, that damn coward.....

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:24 pm

Ahh, hentai.

And I think it's less a matter of personal sensibilities and more a matter that he got in trouble with someone else for something that is not really his fault.

MistyCaldwell · Post by **MistyCaldwell** » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:25 pm

ahh...I see, I thought it was a gift. It was clearly a mean spirited prank.

In that cse, take all his porn vhs, set your vcr to the QVC channel and give him a shopping marathon.

*disclaimer* I do not assume responsibility should anyone take my advice

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:31 pm

Now Misty, that's all nice and rather harmless and will become a ROFL story later on. Some would even say it's the sensible thing to do.

But answer this:

Where is the justice, where is the punishment?! Where's the satisfaction that you have seriously hurt someone back, both mentally and physically?

No, sir, you must strike hard. And strike while you're in a fury of passion for revenge, not in that much ballyhoo'd mental state of logical thinking.

The charging are usually reduced that way.

I've given worse for less, BTW. Note the avatar

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MistyCaldwell · Post by **MistyCaldwell** » Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:53 pm

In that case, I'd better let you handle it ^_~ I am more of a 'Put chocolate ex-lax in their dessert' person when it comes to revenge. nothing that could psosibly get me sent to jail. . But I think he got scared away in any case

TokyoU15 · Post by **TokyoU15** » Sun Dec 29, 2002 5:01 pm

you call that a prank? Man, that's nothing and it's fucking HARMLESS. Unless you popped the tape in while women and children where around...then that would suck

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Sun Dec 29, 2002 5:14 pm

Yeah and magical twilight makes end of summer look hardcore.

Mr Oni