3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest
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3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest
Chuck: Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome back! Up until a few moments ago we were experiencing major technical difficuties. As you can see, our original announce booth was destroyed thanks to Chad firing Harconnen, which in turn set off Head Hunter's time bomb. We've now joining you from one of the sky box suites here in the arena.
Chad: Heh heh! Anyway, it is now time for the Miss Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest! Votes were counted and the recounted.
Bob: *bandaged from head to toe after the explosions* mmvnng nn llll ee..........
Megaman: Bob! Relax, I got this. *points pda towards Jumbotron*
Megaman: The votes are in. *uses pda on Jumbotron*
Megaman: The two with the least amount of votes will be eliminated.
*names appear on screen one at a time*
01. Riza Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist (14)
02. Shihouin Yoruichi, Bleach (13)
03. C.C., ? (13)
04. Lucy/Nyuu, Elfen Lied (13)
05. Haruhi Suzumiya, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (13)
06. Tsukamoto Yakumo, School Rumble (13)
07. Excel “Excel” Excel, Excel Saga (12)
08. Rosette Christopher, Chrono Crusade (12)
09. Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop (12)
10. Matsuri Shiho, Sola (11)
11. Osaka, Azumanga Daioh (8)
12. Shidou Hikaru, Magic Knight Rayearth (6)
Megaman: Shidou Hikaru and Kasuga Ayumu, you have eliminated. However you will go home empty handed. I understand that Bob has prepared lovely gift bags for the two of you. *hands them the bags*
Hikaru: *sees a handle coming out of her bag* What's this? A dagger?
Osaka: Hey, my bag's virbratin'!
*both look inside bags*
Hikaru & Osaka:
Megaman: Ok...... Moving along. Rules are very simple:
1) Follow the .Org's screencaps postings rules.
2) Only post pictures of your contestant.
3) No group pics.
4) Contestants must be in bathing suits or lingerie (underwear). Whether you choose between one, the other, or both is up to you.
5) 7 will move on to the next round.
Megaman: Ladies, please go to your respective dressing rooms and change into whatever you will. We'll start with whoever comes out first.
Megaman: Hikaru, Osaka, what did Bob put in those bags?
Osaka:
Hikaru:
Megaman: I get the idea. Bob, I need to have a word with you. Chad, Chuck.........
*20 minutes later*
Chad: We're back, and our first lovely young lady to come out is..........
Chad: Heh heh! Anyway, it is now time for the Miss Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest! Votes were counted and the recounted.
Bob: *bandaged from head to toe after the explosions* mmvnng nn llll ee..........
Megaman: Bob! Relax, I got this. *points pda towards Jumbotron*
Megaman: The votes are in. *uses pda on Jumbotron*
Megaman: The two with the least amount of votes will be eliminated.
*names appear on screen one at a time*
01. Riza Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist (14)
02. Shihouin Yoruichi, Bleach (13)
03. C.C., ? (13)
04. Lucy/Nyuu, Elfen Lied (13)
05. Haruhi Suzumiya, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (13)
06. Tsukamoto Yakumo, School Rumble (13)
07. Excel “Excel” Excel, Excel Saga (12)
08. Rosette Christopher, Chrono Crusade (12)
09. Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop (12)
10. Matsuri Shiho, Sola (11)
11. Osaka, Azumanga Daioh (8)
12. Shidou Hikaru, Magic Knight Rayearth (6)
Megaman: Shidou Hikaru and Kasuga Ayumu, you have eliminated. However you will go home empty handed. I understand that Bob has prepared lovely gift bags for the two of you. *hands them the bags*
Hikaru: *sees a handle coming out of her bag* What's this? A dagger?
Osaka: Hey, my bag's virbratin'!
*both look inside bags*
Hikaru & Osaka:
Megaman: Ok...... Moving along. Rules are very simple:
1) Follow the .Org's screencaps postings rules.
2) Only post pictures of your contestant.
3) No group pics.
4) Contestants must be in bathing suits or lingerie (underwear). Whether you choose between one, the other, or both is up to you.
5) 7 will move on to the next round.
Megaman: Ladies, please go to your respective dressing rooms and change into whatever you will. We'll start with whoever comes out first.
Megaman: Hikaru, Osaka, what did Bob put in those bags?
Osaka:
Hikaru:
Megaman: I get the idea. Bob, I need to have a word with you. Chad, Chuck.........
*20 minutes later*
Chad: We're back, and our first lovely young lady to come out is..........
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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... Shihoin Yoruichi!!!
CHUCK:...
BOB:...
*crickets*
CHAD:... um... miss Yoruichi
YORUICHI (OS): JSHTUH MNUHD!!!
(Chuck, Chad, and Bob turn, and camera pans to reveal... )
CHUCK: Well, at least she's wearing the right attire...
(Yoruichi finishes off the bowl and slams it down
*WHAM*
YORUICHI:*UUUUUUUUU~RP!* Ah... that's better... Now, time to get ready!
CHAD: Huh? Whaddya mean read-
(Yoruichi jumps into the air, rips her clothes off, and lands in a hot spring)
*SPLASHHHHHHH*
CHAD:
BOB:
CHUCK: ... our contestant streaking aside, is anyone else curious as to how a natural hot spring just magically appeared in the studio?
BOB:HOO NOHZ, HOO KEHZ!? (Who knows, who cares)!?
(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch)
*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*
CHAD: And here I didn't think you could get any more sad... I was a fool, a horrible, naive fool...
(Chuck rubs his temples
CHUCK (to himself): Think of the money... Think. Of. The. Money. A~LL those zeroes... it's worth it... it's worth it...
(Yoruichi pops out of the spring)
*SPLISH*
YORUICHI: WOO! Warm meal and a hot bath!
YORUICHI: Okay! Let's do this!
CHAD: WAIT! LIKE THAT!?
YORUICHI: Of course! How else am I supposed to do this?
CHUCK: IN A BATHING SUIT, FOR STARTERS!!! YOU KNOW, SOMETHING YOU SWIM IN!!!???
YORUICHI: Uh, yeah... about that kiddo? This IS how I swim...
CHUCK:
CHAD:
BOB:
YORUICHI: What? You want proof? Lemme show you my pictures from my last vacation...
(Proceeds to pull out a photo album from God-knows-where)
CHUCK:
CHAD:
BOB:
CHUCK: OKAY! OKAY! WE GET THE IDEA!!! PLEASE! Can you just humor us!? A bikini! SOMETHING! It doesn't have to cover up much! It can be band-aids with strings attached for all we care (god knows we can expect that from Haruhi...)! JUST SOMETHING MADE OF CLOTH!!!
YORUICHI: Oh, fine... you're a bigger baby than Ichigo...
(Yoruichi throws down a smoke pellet)
*POOF*
YORUICHI: There... how's that?
CHUCK: Much better, thank you...
BOB: Mwwwww! BY DYKD RR BDR NWD (Awww! I liked her better nude!)
CHUCK: We know, Bob... we know. Anyway, thank you, Miss Yoruichi! We wish you the best of luck!
YORUICHI: No problem! (to Chuck Can I take this thing off now? It itches like Hell!
CHAD: Fine... just do it backstage...
(She starts tearing her bikini off)
YORUICHI: WOO-HOO! IT'S NA-KED TI~ME!!!
CHAD: BACKSTAGE! BACKSTAGE!!!
(Bob begins thumping on his crotch again)
*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*
CHUCK: four years at Juliard for this... Okay! We'll be right back with our next contestant, after these messages (and a serious re-negotiation of my contract)...
CHUCK:...
BOB:...
*crickets*
CHAD:... um... miss Yoruichi
YORUICHI (OS): JSHTUH MNUHD!!!
(Chuck, Chad, and Bob turn, and camera pans to reveal... )
CHUCK: Well, at least she's wearing the right attire...
(Yoruichi finishes off the bowl and slams it down
*WHAM*
YORUICHI:*UUUUUUUUU~RP!* Ah... that's better... Now, time to get ready!
CHAD: Huh? Whaddya mean read-
(Yoruichi jumps into the air, rips her clothes off, and lands in a hot spring)
*SPLASHHHHHHH*
CHAD:
BOB:
CHUCK: ... our contestant streaking aside, is anyone else curious as to how a natural hot spring just magically appeared in the studio?
BOB:HOO NOHZ, HOO KEHZ!? (Who knows, who cares)!?
(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch)
*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*
CHAD: And here I didn't think you could get any more sad... I was a fool, a horrible, naive fool...
(Chuck rubs his temples
CHUCK (to himself): Think of the money... Think. Of. The. Money. A~LL those zeroes... it's worth it... it's worth it...
(Yoruichi pops out of the spring)
*SPLISH*
YORUICHI: WOO! Warm meal and a hot bath!
YORUICHI: Okay! Let's do this!
CHAD: WAIT! LIKE THAT!?
YORUICHI: Of course! How else am I supposed to do this?
CHUCK: IN A BATHING SUIT, FOR STARTERS!!! YOU KNOW, SOMETHING YOU SWIM IN!!!???
YORUICHI: Uh, yeah... about that kiddo? This IS how I swim...
CHUCK:
CHAD:
BOB:
YORUICHI: What? You want proof? Lemme show you my pictures from my last vacation...
(Proceeds to pull out a photo album from God-knows-where)
CHUCK:
CHAD:
BOB:
CHUCK: OKAY! OKAY! WE GET THE IDEA!!! PLEASE! Can you just humor us!? A bikini! SOMETHING! It doesn't have to cover up much! It can be band-aids with strings attached for all we care (god knows we can expect that from Haruhi...)! JUST SOMETHING MADE OF CLOTH!!!
YORUICHI: Oh, fine... you're a bigger baby than Ichigo...
(Yoruichi throws down a smoke pellet)
*POOF*
YORUICHI: There... how's that?
CHUCK: Much better, thank you...
BOB: Mwwwww! BY DYKD RR BDR NWD (Awww! I liked her better nude!)
CHUCK: We know, Bob... we know. Anyway, thank you, Miss Yoruichi! We wish you the best of luck!
YORUICHI: No problem! (to Chuck Can I take this thing off now? It itches like Hell!
CHAD: Fine... just do it backstage...
(She starts tearing her bikini off)
YORUICHI: WOO-HOO! IT'S NA-KED TI~ME!!!
CHAD: BACKSTAGE! BACKSTAGE!!!
(Bob begins thumping on his crotch again)
*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*
CHUCK: four years at Juliard for this... Okay! We'll be right back with our next contestant, after these messages (and a serious re-negotiation of my contract)...
You know what they say: "when life gives you a T-Rex, go ninja-kick it in the head." - Rayne Summers, Least I Could Do
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Hunter: *marches out with a large pistol in hand, stroking it like a villian strokes their evil cat* And now ladies and gentlemen and otherwise!
Chad: And otherwise...?
Hunter: Presenting Miss Excel Excel! *fires a shot off in the direction he'd come from*
*Nabashin and Pedro walk out carrying Excel upon a pillow*
Hunter: And for our younger viewers in the audience, a more "modest" peice of apparel.
Chuck: I think we'd all rather see the first image...
Bob: You got that right, I know I want to smack dat bi-
Chuck: One more word out of you and we'll let Hunter use you for target practice!
Hunter: Who needs practice? *laughs insanely as he sits upon the pillow next to Excel and uses a whip to make Nabashin and Pedro run them back to their bunker*
Chad: And otherwise...?
Hunter: Presenting Miss Excel Excel! *fires a shot off in the direction he'd come from*
*Nabashin and Pedro walk out carrying Excel upon a pillow*
Hunter: And for our younger viewers in the audience, a more "modest" peice of apparel.
Chuck: I think we'd all rather see the first image...
Bob: You got that right, I know I want to smack dat bi-
Chuck: One more word out of you and we'll let Hunter use you for target practice!
Hunter: Who needs practice? *laughs insanely as he sits upon the pillow next to Excel and uses a whip to make Nabashin and Pedro run them back to their bunker*
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Chuck: And our next contestant out is lovely Faye Valentine.
Faye Begins walking out with a gun in hand
Chuck: I wonder why she has a... *looks at bob*, Oh, Nevermind.
*Bob's Nose begins to bleed*
Chad: Damnit bob, Control yourself
Bob: the buubs end the letle emunt uf cluthing (The boobs and the little amount of clothing)
Chuck: *sigh*
Faye: Are we gonna do anything here?.. Cause this is boring.*she lies down and begins to sunbathe
Chuck: Wait a second... When did this become an outdoor competition?...
Bob is panting heavily
Faye rolls over and looks at the audience seductively
Faye: Just, Vote for me okay guyssss *winks*
Faye Begins walking out with a gun in hand
Chuck: I wonder why she has a... *looks at bob*, Oh, Nevermind.
*Bob's Nose begins to bleed*
Chad: Damnit bob, Control yourself
Bob: the buubs end the letle emunt uf cluthing (The boobs and the little amount of clothing)
Chuck: *sigh*
Faye: Are we gonna do anything here?.. Cause this is boring.*she lies down and begins to sunbathe
Chuck: Wait a second... When did this become an outdoor competition?...
Bob is panting heavily
Faye rolls over and looks at the audience seductively
Faye: Just, Vote for me okay guyssss *winks*
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*Chrono walks out on stage*
Chrono: Well, guys we kind of have a problem...
Chuck: What is that?
Chrono: Well, you see... Rossette is a nun. A nun people! Symbol of purity and light! Even googling her comes up with nada! (*Chuck covers up Bob's mouth at this point) How can we have such a beautiful work of God parade around in bikini's and linegere?
Bob: I can tell you...
Chuck: Another word Bob. Just one more word! Let's just see how it ends!
Chrono: Well, so you see the problem... anyway, just make her feel nice about herself...
*Rossette Walks out on stage.
Rossette: Well guys, do I look HAWT or what?
Bob: ...
Chuck: Very lovely. Very lovely indeed.
Rossette: What, are you kidding? I haven't even stripped off my clothes yet.
*Strips
Chrono: O_o
Chuck: X_X
Bob: *tounge hangs out*
Rossette: Now how do I look?
Chorno: Gah...
Chuck: Bah...
Bob: Nuns are hot. ^_^
Rossette: Are you kidding me? I'm not finished yet!
*Strips nude & covers up with a discreet silk cloth
Chrono: *dies
Chuck: Falls out of chair.
Bob: *nosebleed
Rossette: *wink* So everybody vote for me now! I'm gorgeous and sooooo naughty!
Chrono: Well, guys we kind of have a problem...
Chuck: What is that?
Chrono: Well, you see... Rossette is a nun. A nun people! Symbol of purity and light! Even googling her comes up with nada! (*Chuck covers up Bob's mouth at this point) How can we have such a beautiful work of God parade around in bikini's and linegere?
Bob: I can tell you...
Chuck: Another word Bob. Just one more word! Let's just see how it ends!
Chrono: Well, so you see the problem... anyway, just make her feel nice about herself...
*Rossette Walks out on stage.
Rossette: Well guys, do I look HAWT or what?
Bob: ...
Chuck: Very lovely. Very lovely indeed.
Rossette: What, are you kidding? I haven't even stripped off my clothes yet.
*Strips
Chrono: O_o
Chuck: X_X
Bob: *tounge hangs out*
Rossette: Now how do I look?
Chorno: Gah...
Chuck: Bah...
Bob: Nuns are hot. ^_^
Rossette: Are you kidding me? I'm not finished yet!
*Strips nude & covers up with a discreet silk cloth
Chrono: *dies
Chuck: Falls out of chair.
Bob: *nosebleed
Rossette: *wink* So everybody vote for me now! I'm gorgeous and sooooo naughty!
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