3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest

[Ruby-Eye]

----------Backstage----------

Ruby-eye: Hey Lucy next is the Swimsuit Contest so would you mind changing into this bikini?!

Lucy: Why should i wear something like that?

Ruby-eye: Well like i said next round is the Swimsuit Contest, where the contestants show themselfe...well...in a swimsuit....

Lucy: Well I have no interest in wearing that!

Ruby-eye: Then what about wearing lingerie for the contest?

Lucy: I don`t wear any lingerie....

Ruby-eye: ....................................... O_o

Lucy: Well if this people want to see some female attributes that bad I will show them some! *stripps her self and starts walking towards the stage*

Ruby-eye: Wait Lucy!!! You can`t do that. i wouldn`t mind if you enter the stage naked and probably most other peaple either, but there is a rule against it!!!!

Lucy: Why should i care for some rule made by you apes! *continues walking*

*Ruby-eye runs after her*

Ruby-eye: Than please cover atleast you-know-what! *hands Lucy some bandages*

Lucy: Yeah yeah, whatever.....

----------/Backstage----------




Chuck: And our next contestant out is ouer beautiful Lucy!!!

*Lucy enters the stage wrapped up in bondages*



Lucy: Well do you like what you see?

Bob: I certainly do!!!

Chuck: NICE! But still this is a Swimsuit Contest, so you are supposed to wear a swimsuite.

Lucy: What did you say?! *stares at Chuck*

*biside chuck one of the speakers breaks in two*

Chuck: well what I meant...is...well..... X_x

Ruby-eye: Guess I have no choice...... *knocks Lucy unconscious* ....I`m sorry Lucy.

*Lucy falls to the ground*

Bob: What have you done???
Chuck: What have you done???

Ruby-eye: just wait....

*Lucy opens her eyes*

Lucy: ......Nyu?

Ruby-eye: Nyuu would you mind to come with me? It should be easier to convince Nyuu to wear a bikini than Lucy.

Chuck: Oh yeah...

Nyuu: Nyu? .......okay!

Ruby-eye: We will be back in a few minutes.

*Ruby-eye and Nyuu leave the Stage and walk to the changing room*

*two minutes later Nyuu jumps on the stage completely naked and Ruby-eye runs after her*



Nyuu: Nyu!!!!!!

Bob:

Chuck:

Ruby-eye: Whoaa I`m sorry I don`t know why but she just run straight from the changing room to the stage before she even changed. I tried to stop her, but she escaped......Nyuu you can`t do that!!!! >_<

*grabs Nyuu and drags her back to the changing room*

Nyuu: Nyu?!

Chuck: Oh....that was....strange.....

Bob: I liked it!

Chuck: Why am i not surprised.....


*after a few more minutes Ruby-eye enters the stage*

Ruby-eye: Well finally after some (many!!!) problems I present you Nyuu in her bikini!!!!!!!!!


took me quite some time to make this, I`m not that good at photoshop, but I think it turned out well


and here´s probably the only existing "real" picture of Lucy/Nyuu in a swimsuite

[NS]

Nerd: Holy shit, How'd they like... Swich swimsuits so fast, did ya put two on her or somethin'?

[CodeZTM]

Rosette: *Stares at Lucy & Yoyuichi* Sluts.... What devilish and wayward sinners. May God have mercy on their souls.

[EmilLang1000]

(Yoruichi looks at Rosette's chest)

YORUICHI: PFFT. Keep talking, "B-Cup..."

[The Origonal Head Hunter]

Hunter: *voice booms over the intercom* Ladies, ladies, don't argue like this, there are enough plastic surgeons for the both of you, not that Excel has any she can recommend...

*sounds of a bit of a struggle*

Excel: He's implying mine are bigger!

Hunter: Goddamnit, back in the cage! *sounds of violence as the sound dies away*

[megaman917]

Megaman: *meditating with zanpakuto sitting in front him. gets annoyed by commotion*
Megaman: URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!! (Japanese: SHUT UP!) *gets up, pulls out zanpakuto, gets ready use zanpakuto*....................

Chad: Ladies & gentlemen, our next contestant is emerging from the hot spring, please welcome Ms. God.
Bob: Chdd!
Chuck: He means, Ms. Haruhi Suzumiya!



Haruhi: *steps out of hot spring and drops towel*

Megaman: *sheaths zanpakuto and sighs* Haruhi! You do realize that you're standing naked in front of all these people, right?

Haruhi: So what?

Yoruichi: You go, girl!!!!!

Megaman: *smiles* Never a dull moment. Anyway, this is the swimsuit and lingerie contest. Do you mind?

Haruhi: I'm kinda bored of this now.

Bob: Zey Wht? (Say what!?)

Chuck: It seems that Ms. Suzumiya has lost interest in the competition.

Chad: However, she is standing our here completely naked! And that's something to be happy about!

Bob: Dmn screyt!
(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch again)

*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*

Chad: Bob, I'm rather glad that you're all bandaged up like that.

Chuck: Ditto................Wait a minute!!!!!! Kyon, and one of last year's winners, Mikiru have rushed to the arena floor!

Kyon: *rushes to Haruhi with Mikiru and covers her up with a towel* Haruhi! What the hell!? (Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you............)

Haruhi: Hey Kyon! What's up Mikiru?

Mikiru: Um, you have to wear a bathing suit or lingerie.

Haruhi: What do you think, Kyon?

Kyon: (I know there is a God! I know there is a God!) (As much as I'm enjoying this right now, )*looks at Haruhi's ass* I rather not see you get disqualified. If you don't mind......

Haruhi: Ok, but only because it's you, Kyon. *puts on swimsuit and drops towel*



*strips and changes into second swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*

*strips and changes into third swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*


Kyon: (Damn, she's hot! And so is her competition!)

Haruhi: *sees Kyon eying her and blushes. strips and proceeds back to hot spring* Mikiru come join me. *grabs Mikiru forces her to get her clothes off*

Mikiru: No! Noooooooooo!

Lucy: Nyu! Nyu! *strips and proceeds to help Haruhi with Mikiru*

Mikiru: No you too! Nooooooo!
*all three end up in hot spring*

Chad: WOW!
Bob: Wht ee sid! (What he said!)
Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen....................wait a minute! Who was using the arena cameras to take pictures? Bob? *looks at computer screen in announce booth* You've been taking pictures since this part started!
Bob:
Chad: Figures. Bob, you think you can hook mee up with some copies?
Chuck: You do know that Lucy might kill us if she ever sees thes, right?
Chuck: We'll be right back.

[NS]

Hunter: *voice booms over the intercom* Ladies, ladies, don't argue like this, there are enough plastic surgeons for the both of you, not that Excel has any she can recommend...

*sounds of a bit of a struggle*

Excel: He's implying mine are bigger!

Hunter: Goddamnit, back in the cage! *sounds of violence as the sound dies away*

Faye: well mine are larger then any of you other lady's so.. The squabbling is rather pointless.

[Ruby-Eye]

Nerd: Holy shit, How'd they like... Swich swimsuits so fast, did ya put two on her or somethin'?

Ruby-eye: My guess would be that it has something to do with a transdimensional gate opening for a split second on the stage and changing her bikini with one of another dimension......

Rosette: *Stares at Lucy & Yoyuichi* Sluts.... What devilish and wayward sinners. May God have mercy on their souls.

Lucy: Oh look who`s talking miss strips-nude-and-covers-up-with-a-discreet-silk-cloth.......

Lucy: On a completely other note, what did I hear about.....pictures....

Bob: Oh shi-

[older_gohan]

Bob: Well Chuck it seems as though the leading contestant has gone and done something different.

Chuck: That's right Bob. She out right refused to wear anything beyond a mini skirt.

Bob: That's correct. When we asked why well...

Chuck: Lets just say our intern has gone to a better place.



Chuck: Doesn't she look fabulous folks?!

*Silence from the crowd*

*Riza pulls her gun out and points. the crowd breaks out in applause. One guy whistles and she shoots taking off some of his hair.*

Bob: Well Chuck I think I speak for everyone when I say vote for Hawkeye, or else...

[NS]

Nerd: No bikini and there are some dudes in there with her, Wtf. This isn't sexy. BOO