The 4th Annual Miss Anime Universe Contest

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:07 am

b00omshakalaka wrote: Suddenly the crowd goes wild.

*Cough* No one saw that. *cough* [lol]

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:31 am

Immorrel wrote: and raise you cat girl
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*A soccer ball comes out of nowhere and hits Immorrel right in the face knocking him out*

Yoruichi: You call THAT a catgirl? I'll show you the true catgirl.

*Yoruichi claps her hands together and there's a loud bang as smoke emanates everywhere. As the smoke begins to dissipate, a long black tail and black pointed ears can be seen.*

Yoruichi: Behold the Ultimate Sexy Neko Form!

Everyone:...

Yoruichi:....wait, I think I did the wrong one...

*Tifa looks over and sees Yoruichi in cat form and sparkles appears in her eyes. She runs over and scoops up Yoruichi into her arms.*

Tifa: Aww, you're even more adorable than Cait Sith!

Yoruichi:...damnit...

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:31 am

*Immorrel gets up, shaking his head*

Immorrel: We're only on page 6 and I've already been knocked out, run over, beaten multiple times, and generally abused. I'm going to have to start doing something about this.

*Immorrel walks to the White Base bar, pours himself a Jack & Coke, and takes a drink*

Immorrel: Now I think I'm ready.

*Immorrel tears up a tablecloth from one of the tables, and shoves it into the top of the Jack bottle. He then lights it on fire and throws it at Ijexis. The molotov cocktail explodes in front of Ijexis engulfing him in fire*

Immorrel: That should be a good start to the festivities.

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:30 am

*Ijexis sees the molotov heading his way and utters one word:mommy...*

*Ijexis lets out an anguished yell and runs around in the background while Yoruichi doesn't bother to look up since she's warm in Tifa's lap*

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:43 pm

*Wurpess looks around at the "festivities", and between the arrival of the great Tifa, shootings, beatings, moltov cocktails, etc, she is seriously considering getting a drink. But then, she realized with Tifa here, Cloud might show up. All of a sudden, her bishie senses started tingling. She looked up to see Cloud and Aerith trying to find a seat in the half full, half destroyed stands.*

Wurpess: ZOMG! IT'S CLOUD!!! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

*Wurpess pulls her super fangirl leap/*glomp* combo, leaping from her place in the middle of the Arena straight onto Cloud, knocking the poor confused hero over in the process.*

Wurpess: *Wrapping arms and legs around him, with paddle and manga still in hand, and rubbing her face on his shirt* YAY!!! CLOUD!! You're even hotter in person.

Aerith: What do you think you're doing?!

*Aerith begins beating Wurpess. Still clinging to Cloud, she attempts to shield herself with the Smexy Yaoi Manga of Protection.*

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:56 pm

Boomy: See's all the fighting and shakes her head. "Tsk, tsk, tsk".
Tifa: *continues playing with Yoruichi* Aw, you should come home with me. Cait Sith should like you. He's always telling the future and rolling his dice with his big robot friend. Oh my god, imagine you both have babies! That's be...
*Hear's Ijexis yelp and scream* Dam it, Let's see what's going on. *Puts Yoruichi down and runs over to Ijexis*
Tifa: What Happened? Who did this?
Ijexis: Mind turning this fire out, first!!!
Tifa: Oh. Oops. *grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays out the fire*
Ijexis: Freaking Immoral!
Tifa: Which one is he?
*Ijexis points and tifa walks over to immoral*
Tifa: Hey, How did you start that fire?
Immoral: It wasn't me.
Tifa: Don't lie me!
Immoral: Okay i used a jack & joke and...
Tifa: *slaps Immoral*
Immoral: What was that for!?
Tifa: I work at a bar! I don't tolerate that behavior! ... and also why would u waste such a good drink?
Immoral: I have another?
Tifa: Don't mind if i do. *takes immoral drink*
*Immoral and Tifa both drink it up*
Tifa: Ah, i miss this. Cloud and Aerith Always stop me from drinking so its been a while since i've drunk. Man, i forgot how fun this is.
*Ijexis & yoruichi watch in distant*
Ijexis: Um... ok? I'm guessing she forgot all about...

Wurpess: ZOMG! IT's CLOUD!!!
Tifa: WhAT!? *drops the bottle and gets up and turns around*
Immoral: See you around *continues drinking*
Tifa: *walks over to ijexis* where did that come form?
Ijexis: Sounded like wurpe...
Cloud: *Grunting anf yelling* Get off! Get off!
Tifa: *runs away towards cloud*
Ijexis: Gee, Don't even bother let me finish my sentence!

Aerith: Tifa! Get em' off Cloud!
Tifa: Grabs and puts wurpess over her shoulder as wurpess weeps and faints*
Cloud: Is this what's it's rly like here? Boy, am i glad i backed down in dressing like a chick. That would of been awkward.
Tifa & aerith: .......
Tifa: Okay, well i'm going to put this back where it belongs, she's kinda heavy. *walks away with wurpess*

Cloud: I knew i should of dressed as a girl before coming here. I doubt anyone would recognize me that way.
Tifa: I doubt any fan of yours would ever forget your pretty face.
Cloud: ........!?
Aeith: Hey, did tifa smell like liquor to you?
Cloud: I didn't notice...

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:30 pm

Immorrel: Now Boom, you could at least spell my name right, and I drank the Jack & Coke, I burned the bottle of Jack. Now I can agree with Tifa on the abuse of alchohol, but an example needed to be made, and more Jack can always be procured.

*Immorrel looks over at Tifa as she carries Wurpess to the bar*

Immorrel: What are you two drinking, since I'm already over here?
Tifa: I'll go with what you've got.
Wurpess: I'll take the usual.
Immorrel: Which usual? You've got a couple of them.
Wurpess: Vodka and Sprite, no reason to bust out the 151 yet.

*Immorrel mixes drinks and hands them over*

Immorrel: Anybody else want anything while I'm back here?

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:46 pm

lol yeah, i realized i made alot of typos. I get to lazy to re-read and there fore i apologize. I was trying to hurry it up. My bad. ; ;

NS · Post by NS » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:02 pm

Maya notices Tifa and has heard of her. she realises she may have a rather difficult fight ahead of her

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:34 pm

*Ijexis stares at the madness then looks over at Yoruichi*

Ijexis: You know...maybe we should have stayed in the shadows just a little bit longer.

Yoruichi: And hide this sexy body?

*Yoruichi swishes her tail back and forth as she saunters at his feet*

Ijexis: I think only a VERY disturbed individual would be infatuated with a cat in such a way...

*Yoruichi glares at Ijexis*

Yoruichi: You dare to defy what I say. Whatever I say is LaW. Got it?

*Ijexis cowers wondering how she was possibly able to verbally capitalize the w*

Ijexis: Yes ma'am...

Yoruichi: But alas, I do believe you have a point. A swimsuit would not look very appealing in this current form. And seeing as this was not the form I was aiming for, i shall showcase the real Ultimate Sexy Neko Form. But first I require...

*Yoruichi looks around until she spots...*

Yoruichi: Haha!

*Yoruichi vanishes and a split second later appears in Boom's hands*

Boom: What the?!

*Yoruichi looks into her eyes softly*

Yoruichi: I require...you...

Boom: What?!

Yoruichi::twisted:

*Yoruichi scratches Boom's right cheek with a paw. As blood slowly trickles out Yoruichi reaches up and licks off the blood.*

Yoruichi: Not enough...

*With that being said, Yoruichi vanishes again and this time shunpos into the arms of Wurpess. Startled Wurpess falls out of her seat onto the floor with Yoruichi on top of her. Slowly Yoruichi caresses a claw on Wurpess' cheek, drawing a prick of blood as she cuts into the skin. She then reaches up and licks the fresh blood off.*

Yoruichi: Thank you.

*Without another word Yoruichi shunpos, leaving the dazzled Wurpess wondering what exactly just transpired. A second later, Yoruichi appears in front of the dazed Ijexis.*

Ijexis: ...you know...despite the awkwardness...that was surprisingly hot...

Imorrel shouts from the bar: I concur good sir!

*Slowly the wind begins to pick up as Yoruichi's cat body glows white. In a flash of dazzling light, Yoruichi's new form appears.*

Yoruichi: Now, that's more like it.