The 4th Annual Miss Anime Universe Contest

Vivaldi · Post by **Vivaldi** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:37 pm

*vivaldi, hiding under the hover bike:* is the madness over yet?

Yoko: nah, you might wanna hid some more.

*pulls out electro-rifle*

Vivaldi: wha... what do you think you're doing?!

*Yoko smiles innocently*: Just some hunting, all those animals that girl's got over there has to be considered cheating.

Vivaldi: eeh.. WAIT!

*BLAM*
*BLAM*
*BLAM*

*yoko puts an arrow in the head of all dawn's pokemon, and blows up sign.*

Yoko: that'll teach her to cheat. I also don't take kindly to being threatened.

*shoots controller out of immorrels hand* "There, now I'll have that drink bartender."

"Hey vivaldi, why don't put those posters? I didn't put up with all that photoshoot crap yesterday for nothing."

Vivaldi: uh, ok, just give me a second sort though them.

Yoko" *sigh* okay... hey, toss me those colour coded laughing gas grenades.

*tosses*

*loads into gun*

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

2000 feet in the air, the brightly coloured laughing gas explodes, leaving a huge "vote Yoko Ritona" plastered across the sky. As it slowly disipated and fell, the deluted gas put everyone in a good, and calm, mood.

Vivaldi · Post by **Vivaldi** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:43 pm

vivaldiscool wrote:*vivaldi, hiding under the hover bike:* is the madness over yet?

Yoko: nah, you might wanna hide some more.

*pulls out electro-rifle*

Vivaldi: wha... what do you think you're doing?!

*Yoko smiles innocently*: Just some hunting, all those animals that girl's got over there has to be considered cheating.

Vivaldi: hunh?.. WAIT!

Yoko: say what?

Vivaldi: nothing....

*BLAM*
*BLAM*
*BLAM*

*yoko puts an arrow in the head of all dawn's pokemon, and blows up the sign.*

Yoko: that'll teach her to cheat. I also don't take kindly to being threatened.

*shoots controller out of immorrels hand* "There, now I'll have that drink bartender."

"Hey vivaldi, why don't you put up those posters? I didn't deal with all that photoshoot crap yesterday for nothing."

Vivaldi: uh, ok, just give me a second to sort though them.

Yoko" *sigh* okay... hey, toss me those colour coded laughing gas grenades.

*tosses*

*loads into gun*

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

2000 feet in the air, the brightly coloured laughing gas explodes, leaving a huge "vote Yoko Ritona" plastered across the sky. As it slowly disipated and fell, the deluted gas put everyone in a good, and calm, mood.

Vivaldi: *sigh* I need to start getting more sleep.

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:09 pm

*In a semi groggy state, between everything that's happened plus several 151 rum and cokes, Wurpess decides to stumble back to see how Sakaki and Kaorin were doing. She was rather disturbed with what she found.*

Kaorin: So, Miss Sakaki, it looks like we're alone, now. . .together.

Sakaki: Yeah.

Kaorin: Oh, Miss Sakaki, you are just so awesome. I want to be with you always!

Sakaki: *shifts uncomfortably* Uh. . .oh.

Kaorin:*Climbing on top of Sakaki* Miss Sakaki, I think about you all the time.

Sakaki: Um. . .

Kaorin: MISS SAKAKI, I MUST HAVE YOU!!!!

*At this point, Kaorin starts pulling off Sakaki's clothes and molesting her*

Sakaki: No. Please stop that.

Wurpess:

Kaorin, what do you think you are doing? You know you can't molest the contestant before the contest. What you do after is up to you.

Kaorin: But I saw you molest that guy in the stands.

*moment of silence as a tumble weed blows past*

Wurpess: Well. . .that's different. He's a spectator. He doesn't need to be in perfect condition to watch. Sakaki is a contestant and needs to be in tip-top shape if she's going to win.

Kaorin: *sighs and gets off of Sakaki* Okay, you win. But after. . .?

Wurpess: Go nuts.

Kaorin: YAY!!!

Sakaki: Uh, do I get a say in this?

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:48 am

*Ijexis stops and stares*

Ijexis: I wonder if what's left of my sanity will stay intact after this competition...

Yoruichi: That's irrelevant, all that matters is that I win...and why is your nose bleeding?

Ijexis: Wha? *hurriedly wipes his nose* hehe, nothing, nothing.

*Yoruichi sighs and rolls her eyes*

Yoruichi: I do believe that is a beautiful tactic, however...hm... Soi Fon!

*A figure immediately appears behind Yoruichi*

Soi Fon: Yes, Yoruichi-sama?

Yoruichi: We shall make sexy lesbian poses to win over Sakaki!

Soi Fon and Ijexis: What?!

Yoruichi: You heard me. Make the most seductive pose you can. We must win at all costs!

*Soi Fon blushes and turns away mumbling to herself. Yoruichi comes up behind her and starts to put her arms around her neck. Startled, Soi Fon jumps away from her touch*

Yoruichi: Aw, Soi Fon, you're such a party pooper.

Soi Fon: It's not that...it's just...

Yoruichi: Just what?

Soi Fon: It's just...just that...I've been waiting for this day for such a long time!

*Immediately Soi Fon leaps up and wraps her arms around Yoruichi*

Yoruichi: hehe, that's more like it! Now, victory is ours!

Ijexis:...

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:08 am

Immorrel: *mixes up a drink and hands it to Yoko* I hope you know how much those remotes cost. It's a major pain in the ass to replace those. *Looks around at all the yuriness that is going on* While I agree that yuri does has a certain appeal, I was always a fan of hot springs myself. Now on that note... *snaps his fingers*

*A hot spring randomly appears behind the bar, and in it are Louise, Siesta, Kirche and Tabitha*

Louise: What do you think you're doing?
Immorrel: Appealing to some of the baser motivations of our voters, what does it look like?

*Louise flushes in anger and grabs a nearby rock*

Louise: I'll show you baser motivations *throws it at Immorrel*
Immorrel: *catches the rock* I think I skip the abuse this time, thank you.
Louise: *grabs her wand* That's what you think. *the bar explodes*

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:35 am

*Yoruichi giggles*

Yoruichi: Would you look at that Soi Fon, that Louise girl is flatter than you.

Soi Fon: Yoruichi-sama, I think that was uncalled for...

Yoruichi: But look at her, how does she expect to compete with me?

Louise: What did you say? I heard that!

*Louise hurriedly points her wand at Yoruichi but Yoruichi disappears before anything can be done. A second later, a shadow looms over the hotspring. It's Yoruichi holding Tifa and Sakaki in her arms. With an evil smirk she lets them go. The two land on top of everyone in the hot spring causing water to splash everywhere.*

Ijexis: I honestly think that was a bit much.

Yoruichi: Yea, you're right...that Louise girl couldn't have been much of a cushion now could she?

Ruby-Eye · Post by **Ruby-Eye** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:07 pm

I want to remind you of a certain rule.....

megaman917 wrote:c) The picture must be of them and only them. Multiple character pics are not allowed.

I say they are all disqualified, right megaman917?!

Ok I´m only joking, but still....

Besides Fate doesen`t need something as cheap as Shoujo-ai pictures of her to get votes...

Vivaldi · Post by **Vivaldi** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:57 pm

*Vivaldi, shielding posters from water* Hey Yoko, I found them!

Yoko: Great, Let's go ahead and post them.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd12 ... l/Yoko.png

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:57 pm

Ruby-Eye wrote:I want to remind you of a certain rule.....
megaman917 wrote:c) The picture must be of them and only them. Multiple character pics are not allowed.

I say they are all disqualified, right megaman917?! Ok I´m only joking, but still....

Besides Fate doesen`t need something as cheap as Shoujo-ai pictures of her to get votes...

Megaman: Y'all done blew up my bar! I'll get mad about that later.
Megaman: Seeing that everyone is only campaigning for votes after their initial entries, I'll let it go this time.

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:20 pm

Immorrel: *walking up from the other side of the arena* I'm getting a lot better at dodging those. As for your bar, I broke it (sort of) so I'll fix it.

*Immorrel pulls out another remote and pushes the green button this time. A helicopter flies in with a tiki hut suspended under it. The helicopter sets the hut where the bar was Immorrel walks in and starts setting up the new bar*

Immorrel: Not quite the same, but it still serves decent alcohol. Pity that I couldn't just move the stadium to the beach where this thing is normally. Oh well, you can't have everything I guess.