Talk about your Christmas Presents!!!
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Talk about your Christmas Presents!!!
I got "The Official Hugs book" from my sister. It's hilarious.
English: "I need a hug."
Spanish: "Neeesito un abrazo."
Valley: "Like, give me a hug, okaay?"
Italian: "Ho bisogno di un hug."
Pig Latin: "I eednay a ughay."
German: "Ieh benotige eine umarmung."
Blues: "Slap me some arms, man."
French: "J'ai besoin d'une etreinte."
Surfer: "Hey, dude. Whatzup with my hug?"
Preacher: "I see that hand. I see that other hand. Now wrap them around the person next to you and give them a hug."
"The largest hug on record took place in October 2001 in the United States and involved 2,903 people." Damn...that's a big orgy.
<> or () - E mail hug
(((()))) - E-mail group hug
>0 0< - 2 huggers who haven't yet found each other (arms outstretched?)
0< >0 - 2 huggers preparing to hug
0< >0 0< >0 0< >0 - Huggers convention/orgy
0X X0 - 2 nonhuggers meeting (arms folded?)
OX XO OX XO OX XO - A non-huggers convention/orgy
8< - A california hugger wearing sunglasses
0< X 0 - A hugger meeting a nonhugger.
"Give yourself a hug--discover who you are; explore your dreams." - Now that's just nasty....
"Never hug your husband during the last fourty-five seconds of the super bowl when the score is tied and his team has the ball on the three-yeard line...unless you like seeing a grown man cry."
English: "I need a hug."
Spanish: "Neeesito un abrazo."
Valley: "Like, give me a hug, okaay?"
Italian: "Ho bisogno di un hug."
Pig Latin: "I eednay a ughay."
German: "Ieh benotige eine umarmung."
Blues: "Slap me some arms, man."
French: "J'ai besoin d'une etreinte."
Surfer: "Hey, dude. Whatzup with my hug?"
Preacher: "I see that hand. I see that other hand. Now wrap them around the person next to you and give them a hug."
"The largest hug on record took place in October 2001 in the United States and involved 2,903 people." Damn...that's a big orgy.
<> or () - E mail hug
(((()))) - E-mail group hug
>0 0< - 2 huggers who haven't yet found each other (arms outstretched?)
0< >0 - 2 huggers preparing to hug
0< >0 0< >0 0< >0 - Huggers convention/orgy
0X X0 - 2 nonhuggers meeting (arms folded?)
OX XO OX XO OX XO - A non-huggers convention/orgy
8< - A california hugger wearing sunglasses
0< X 0 - A hugger meeting a nonhugger.
"Give yourself a hug--discover who you are; explore your dreams." - Now that's just nasty....
"Never hug your husband during the last fourty-five seconds of the super bowl when the score is tied and his team has the ball on the three-yeard line...unless you like seeing a grown man cry."
- Roke
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Heh...
Well, my family STILL isn't up, and it's 9:05, but I took the liberty of going downstairs (Yes, my tree is in the basement.) and looking at the sizes of the presents.
Well, unwrapped, I got a foosball table, and an air hockey table, and NO PLACE TO PUT EITHER OF THEM. I also looked through the wrapping paper to see that I got the Sonic Mega Collection, and Monster Rancher Advance 2. My brother got Cubivore.
Well, I'll wait until they wake up (IF they wake up.) to see what else I got.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Well, my family STILL isn't up, and it's 9:05, but I took the liberty of going downstairs (Yes, my tree is in the basement.) and looking at the sizes of the presents.
Well, unwrapped, I got a foosball table, and an air hockey table, and NO PLACE TO PUT EITHER OF THEM. I also looked through the wrapping paper to see that I got the Sonic Mega Collection, and Monster Rancher Advance 2. My brother got Cubivore.
Well, I'll wait until they wake up (IF they wake up.) to see what else I got.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
"Kagome: Im so mad at Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Than leave if you want I dont crae! FEH!"
Inuyasha: Than leave if you want I dont crae! FEH!"
- Anime Jedi
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- Balrog the Clown
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This is going to send a deep stab of depression to most of you.
I got nothing. Well, I got a $100 check but condsidering what I want to buy that isn't much. Still, I haven' even SEEN the check yet and I have NO clue WHEN I get to use it.
In fact, now my PS2 may be broken and my little brother has a new paintball gun to "accidently" shoot me with.
To make matters WORSE, I was NOT suprised one bit. You see, I was the one who WRAPPED the gifts! I'm not a parent so this is what Catholics call BLASPHEMY! Didn't have enough wrapping paper to wrap the paintball gear somy twin just styled it real nice under the tree.
Then ALL the digital movie channels start getting scrambled. It looked like scrambled porn and one of my "parents" was up! I had to change it to CN, which was playing the WORST Christmas movies in all of existance! Exmaple: "The Christmas Troll". I wanted to shoot myself. I did so with the paintball gun. I only have one eye now.
I'm gonna stop now. You probably want to go on about the BILLION of XBox games you got and what not. I'd hate to spoil it for you all...
I got nothing. Well, I got a $100 check but condsidering what I want to buy that isn't much. Still, I haven' even SEEN the check yet and I have NO clue WHEN I get to use it.
In fact, now my PS2 may be broken and my little brother has a new paintball gun to "accidently" shoot me with.
To make matters WORSE, I was NOT suprised one bit. You see, I was the one who WRAPPED the gifts! I'm not a parent so this is what Catholics call BLASPHEMY! Didn't have enough wrapping paper to wrap the paintball gear somy twin just styled it real nice under the tree.
Then ALL the digital movie channels start getting scrambled. It looked like scrambled porn and one of my "parents" was up! I had to change it to CN, which was playing the WORST Christmas movies in all of existance! Exmaple: "The Christmas Troll". I wanted to shoot myself. I did so with the paintball gun. I only have one eye now.
I'm gonna stop now. You probably want to go on about the BILLION of XBox games you got and what not. I'd hate to spoil it for you all...
Shut the Hell up! You're fuckin' my Chi!
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- RadicalEd0
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haha, I got the same except it was $30 and not in check formBalrog the Clown wrote:This is going to send a deep stab of depression to most of you.
I got nothing. Well, I got a $100 check but condsidering what I want to buy that isn't much. Still, I haven' even SEEN the check yet and I have NO clue WHEN I get to use it.
In fact, now my PS2 may be broken and my little brother has a new paintball gun to "accidently" shoot me with.
To make matters WORSE, I was NOT suprised one bit. You see, I was the one who WRAPPED the gifts! I'm not a parent so this is what Catholics call BLASPHEMY! Didn't have enough wrapping paper to wrap the paintball gear somy twin just styled it real nice under the tree.
Then ALL the digital movie channels start getting scrambled. It looked like scrambled porn and one of my "parents" was up! I had to change it to CN, which was playing the WORST Christmas movies in all of existance! Exmaple: "The Christmas Troll". I wanted to shoot myself. I did so with the paintball gun. I only have one eye now.
I'm gonna stop now. You probably want to go on about the BILLION of XBox games you got and what not. I'd hate to spoil it for you all...
and we're not even like.. poor..
anyhow add it up to the other xmas money ive gotten in the mail and stuff and I've got about $115 plus my grandparents and aunt havent given me their stuff yet
still.. my moms a bitch :\
oh yeah, I didnt get any presents under the tree because I'm not christian enough or something according to my mom
god, xmas sucks
NMEAMV: PENIS
NMEAMV: IN
NMEAMV: YO
NMEAMV: MIXED
NMEAMV: DRINK
NMEAMV: IN
NMEAMV: YO
NMEAMV: MIXED
NMEAMV: DRINK
- bloodyfang
- Joined: Mon May 27, 2002 5:51 pm
- Location: Boone, North Carolina
Some cheap Disco Ball thing
Clothes
$300
A lock for my Door (wtf? )
Another and completely uneeded 20 cd carrying case
Some stupid book at 6th grade reading level.....baka mother
My glasses Broken
My Mothers Boyfriend messing with stuff in my room........asshole
Having to deal wiht my mother's boyfriend's annoying little brats of nieces and nephews.
Clothes
$300
A lock for my Door (wtf? )
Another and completely uneeded 20 cd carrying case
Some stupid book at 6th grade reading level.....baka mother
My glasses Broken
My Mothers Boyfriend messing with stuff in my room........asshole
Having to deal wiht my mother's boyfriend's annoying little brats of nieces and nephews.
An ocean of dust and randomly strung together pieces of hydrogen, serving no purpose other than allowing all of us to continue in our misery, doomed to an enternity of petty squabbles and meaningless ego trips, until the whole thing one day explodes and starts the whole shebang all over again. - Chaos_Angel
- akatoro
- Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 10:04 am
- Location: Sweden
*Dragonball - first manga (I presume) It was kind of nice =)
*H.P Lovecraft's 'Cthulhu Mythos
*Chocolate
*Trip to the mountains (Where I go with seven other people tomorrow to skii and drink! YEYEYEYE!)
*New pjucks for me snowblades
*foff-bombs
*Dragonball Z poster
(Everyone here who isn't into manga/anime seems to think Dragonball is the only manga/anime available =)
*H.P Lovecraft's 'Cthulhu Mythos
*Chocolate
*Trip to the mountains (Where I go with seven other people tomorrow to skii and drink! YEYEYEYE!)
*New pjucks for me snowblades
*foff-bombs
*Dragonball Z poster
(Everyone here who isn't into manga/anime seems to think Dragonball is the only manga/anime available =)
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