Funny Convos

[Pwolf]

Conversation on my minecraft server while I'm at work. I saw it as it happened and responded accordingly ("Server" is me typing into the server's console)

13:13:34 [INFO] <Nessephanie> oh god I feel like I'm going to nuke scotts house
13:13:41 [INFO] <Krat>
13:14:02 [INFO] <Krat> thing is, now you could, and you could claim it was an accident
13:14:11 [INFO] <Nessephanie> lol
>say no she couldn't
13:14:12 [INFO] [Server] no she couldn't
13:14:20 [INFO] <Krat> :O

[Kimberly]

[8:38:47 AM] Mystyk / Heni: I'M A MASO

[ProjectBarcodeError]

[8:38:47 AM] Mystyk / Heni: I'M A MASO

not big surprise. but i thought she was more the sadistic one.

[Mkid]

Malik: Do you have class tomorrow(Friday) brad and bani?
Bani:yeah
Brad: Nope
Malik: But you do have classes on Saturday. Right?
Brad: yes
Bani: Really? what class do are you taking Saturday.
Malik: Chemistry Right?
Brad: Yeah Chemistry.
Bani: Chemistry. Don't you mean HELL!

Malik and Bani laughing for 10 consecutive minutes.

*I needed that laugh bani, Thank You *

[Mr. Fuzzyflippers]

Old one, but I love it.


[1:56:26 AM] Mycathatesyou: what I once thought was disgusting is becoming a delight for me
[1:56:33 AM] Mycathatesyou: Things feel
[1:56:38 AM] Mycathatesyou: different...
[1:56:45 AM] Pebblez: mchy are you gay

[-MD]

Malik: Do you have class tomorrow(Friday) brad and bani?
Bani:yeah
Brad: Nope
Malik: But you do have classes on Saturday. Right?
Brad: yes
Bani: Really? what class do are you taking Saturday.
Malik: Chemistry Right?
Brad: Yeah Chemistry.
Bani: Chemistry. Don't you mean HELL!

Malik and Bani laughing for 10 consecutive minutes.

*I needed that laugh bani, Thank You *

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS! HOW!? HOW COULD THIS BE FUNNY!?!

[Devolution]

adventures in speech-to-text

[Ileia]

Ileia Thespina Centracchio = I leave a dead fetus in Truckee, OH

[Kimberly]

[5:18:49 AM] joel: if u post that cat one more time im calling teh cops
[5:18:56 AM] Kimberly: what cat
[5:18:58 AM] joel: Omg
[5:19:02 AM] joel: how is that happening
[5:19:04 AM] Kimberly: what??
[5:19:07 AM] joel: ok i see
[5:19:13 AM] Kimberly: LOL WHAT
[5:19:19 AM] joel: I KNOW WHAT U DID
[5:19:25 AM] Kimberly: WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT
[5:19:38 AM] joel: whenever u are typing instead of sayin kimberly is typing it has a cat
[5:19:45 AM] Kimberly: "Omg how is that happening" LOLLLLL
[5:19:45 AM] joel: ive been perplexed over this

[slimed]

[5:18:49 AM] joel: if u post that cat one more time im calling teh cops
[5:18:56 AM] Kimberly: what cat
[5:18:58 AM] joel: Omg
[5:19:02 AM] joel: how is that happening
[5:19:04 AM] Kimberly: what??
[5:19:07 AM] joel: ok i see
[5:19:13 AM] Kimberly: LOL WHAT
[5:19:19 AM] joel: I KNOW WHAT U DID
[5:19:25 AM] Kimberly: WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT
[5:19:38 AM] joel: whenever u are typing instead of sayin kimberly is typing it has a cat
[5:19:45 AM] Kimberly: "Omg how is that happening" LOLLLLL
[5:19:45 AM] joel: ive been perplexed over this