What anime char would you like to have sex with?

[Jace Tsunami]

is ami that little girl with pink hair form sailor moon? She was on my list and she's fucking hot. She grows up completly in the series you know, and when she does I'd say she's probably the hottest.

[the Black Monarch]

I choose you, Pikachu! Show me what you can do with that tail, baby!

Or, returning to the land of the sane...

Rei (Evangelion) (Asuka's WAY too bitchy. Of course, after learning about her past, it's understandable)

Damn straight. Anyone with Asuka on his list is either a suicidal masochist or a total dumbass. Rei is just so much more... I don't know... in need of attention, let's say

1) Rei Ayanami from Evangelion
2) Botan from Yu-Yu Hakusho (what is it with blue hair that makes girls so much cuter?)
3) Misato Kat- no wait, Faye Valentine from Bebop
4) Misato Katsuragi from Evangelion
5) Pikachu. Heh, just kidding.
5) That gray-haired psycho chick from Tenchi.
6) Ed from Bebop, when she grows up. No, actually, she'd probably try to bite it off. In that case... um... I dunno... some random Sailor girl, I guess.

[pinku-sensei]

Oh, boy, a Mad Hatter's Tea Party! (Large table and chairs appear on stage, along with a sign saying "NO ROOM"! Teacups and plates magically appear. Pinku-sensei pours a warm red liquid into a teacup and passes it to Mad Hatter/Malkavian) Take your time drinking it. The cup is insulated and I put in a drop of heparin in it so it won't clot.

>>My top ten picks (ignoring any possible personalitly clashes and in no
>>particular order)
>>
>>1. Videl (from DBZ)

>You like 'em young.

>>2. Ami (from Sailor Moon)

>
>
>You like 'em really young!


I do?

Well, you like your anime characters young. The sailor scouts are in middle school (8th grade--13 to 14 years old) when the series starts.

>>3. Asuka (from NGE)

>Hey, baby, got an Electra complex?


Who?

I stumped the Hatter with a psychology reference. I'm surprised!

Here's a definition from this site:

http://www.webref.org/psychology/e/electra_complex.htm

Electra complex - In Freudian theory, the desire and conflict of the female child who wants to possess her father sexually and to eliminate the mother rival. The threat of punishment from the mother causes repression of these id impulses. Conflict in little girls between their love for their fathers, their jealousy of their mothers, and their fear that their mothers will punish them for loving their fathers. Boys have a similar sexual desire for the mother which is repressed in analogous fashion and is called the Oedipus complex.

>Again, you like 'em young, but I think she'd play along with you (even
>though you're more than twice her age!)


Wow, Asuka has pretty well developed breasts for a 10 year old (oh wait, unless I'm not more than twice her age). Why do you stupid people always think everyone on the Internet is the same age as they are? o_O

This is why I wish there was an edit function on these forums. If there had been, you wouldn't have seen me put my foot in my mouth over this one. As it is, you didn't read my retraction, where I wrote that she was nine years younger than you are (23-14=9). Oh, well.

>>4. San (from Princess Mononoke)

>Too wild for me.


Um, remember, they're fictional characters, not real people.

Yeah, I know. This is all fantasy anyway.

>>5. Sakuya (from Tenchi)

>There are better Tenchi women, IMHO. My second favorite is
>Kiyone--you'll see who my favorite is soon enough! BTW, isn't that
>Kiyone you have as your avatar?


*gasp* Look everyone, it's OBVIOUS MAN!

(OBVIOUS MAN waves at everyone.)

At least I got it right.

>>6. Older Sasami (from Tenchi)

>I saw your image on page 4 of this thread (from
>http://webpages.charter.net/mad_hatter/Babes.jpg) and wondered where
>you got this picture of her. I don't recall our princess with the
>body of a 10-year-old looking this mature!
>
>BTW, just to be picky, when she's that old, she may as well be
>Tsunami!


Actually, to be even more picky, she was only truly Tsunami in Pretty Sammy, in the Tenchi series Tsunami was a tree/ship who later coexisted within Sasami, but the body (older and younger) is Sasami's.

In Pretty Sammy/Magical Project S, Tsunami was a different Juraian princess who was using the Earth girl Sasami Masaki in a power struggle with two other princesses over who would rule Jurai. As for the other point, I'll have to concede--Tsunami materializes in a body that will be identical to Sasami's when she grows up. I can't split hairs fine enough to win that argument.

>>7. Washu (from Tenchi)

>Fight you for her! Especially in that swimsuit you show her in!


o_O

And to think, you were tryin to nitpick over my liking Asuka! 80% of the time Washu is in her 10 year old lil girl state. Tell ya what though, I'll take the adult form, you can have the kid form. `, )

You saw the clarification below. Besides, she's still a 10,000+ year old goddess, no matter what the form!

>>8. Asha (from Outlaw Star)...no claws though, that might hurt

>Yeah, I can see why you'd like San. Except Aisha has bigger boobs.


Um...San was pretty mellow actually. I mean when she was in her "kill" mode she was pretty freaky, but all the other times she was actually fairly well reserved and almost dainty even. Asha was mostly unpredictable.

Point taken. She's still not on my list.

>>9. Belldandy (from Ah! My Goddess)

>You and every other fanboi.


Actually I've never even seen the series, so I don't see how I can be a fanboi.

I meant anime fanboi in general, not fanboi of "Ah My Goddess!" in particular. After all, you haven't watched the series and still think the character's attractive.

>I'll stick to Urd for a short, meaningless relationship, thank you!


Ewww, Urd looks like some old lady whose tryin to look young.

Who says that's not what I like?

>10. Kizna (from Pilot Candidate)

>At least she's a nice catgirl!
>
>And you added Melfina in your page of babes.


Why yes cap'n obvious, I sure did! How very observant of you to notice!

Just making sure your list was complete.

>Here are mine:
>
>1. Washuu (in adult form, not 12-year-old girl form)


Ahhh, now you clarify.


>2. Yuki Saiko from Silent Mobius (A picture of her is the wallpaper on my computer)


o_O

Nice reaction!

>3. Urd


Ick

Good, no competition from you!

>4. Kiyone


Is it the blue hair that turns you on...or is her big gun? He, he, he...

Nah. She's the only female in the Masaki household who doesn't have a crush on Tenchi and I think she's underappreciated.

>5. Ryoko (I have a wall scroll of her over my bed)


...that is...so fucking sad...I mean, d00d, get laid, get a whore, whatever, I don't care, just have real sex at least once in your life before you hit 30, afterwards you'll take down the bed poster, trust me.

Nope. Did all that. Poster's still up. Thanks for the suggestions.

Care for a warmup of your blo...uh, "tea", Hatter?

[pinku-sensei]

is ami that little girl with pink hair form sailor moon? She was on my list and she's fucking hot. She grows up completly in the series you know, and when she does I'd say she's probably the hottest.

You're thinking of Chibi, the daughter of the reincarnated forms of Sailor Moon (Usagi/Serena) and Tuxedo Mask (Darren) from the 30th Century. I think this is her when she grows up.



Yeah, she's hot.

As for Ami she's Sailor Mercury. Her full name, using the Japanese convention of putting the family name first, is Mizuno Ami, which is a pun for Mizu no Ami--water of Mercury.

[pinku-sensei]

Crap! Got the wrong picture and I can't edit it out. Sorry!

(Pulls foot out of mouth!)

[the Black Monarch]

Freud was a rambling crackhead and no one should take him seriously.

[NME]

EXCEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VROOOOM VROOOOM SAIX !

[BigshotSpike]

Man, am I the only person here who wants to get a piece of some hot bishounen ass?!


Himura Kenshin
Sesshoumaru
Alucard (hell yeah! )
Wolfwood
Vash
Legato
Touga
And the entire male cast of Gundam Wing, X, Weiss Kruez, and Fushigi Yugi!

I'll make'em all my bitches

[Jace Tsunami]

yeah, I was thinking of that little girl with the pink hair. When she goes evil or something? Joins the megaverse or something along those lines, she's all grown up. That's where i remember her from ,and damn is she ever hot there.

[FATTY_VM]

Quote:
>5. Ryoko (I have a wall scroll of her over my bed)


...that is...so fucking sad...I mean, d00d, get laid, get a whore, whatever, I don't care, just have real sex at least once in your life before you hit 30, afterwards you'll take down the bed poster, trust me.


Nope. Did all that. Poster's still up. Thanks for the suggestions.

lol ... yea .. ive had my poster of faye up for years ... hasnt budged from next to my soprano's one ... and you just burned Mad hatter and im still lmfao.

lets see if he has a witty comeback after that well thought out post by pinku.


and BigShotSpike wasnt Kenshin's voice actor a Woman?