Kevin Caldwell...

ErMaC · Post by **ErMaC** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 5:58 am

OK, here's the stuff that I've heard from several others who've actually met him:

At this point he's in his mid to late twenties if I recall correctly. He's a computer programmer who last we know of worked for the company who designed the guidance system for the Tomahawk missile (I forget the company's name but that's what they were best known for). His work was classified so you can probably guess what he does. What he does now I have no idea, neither does anyone else really. He first entered videos in I believe AX97 but I could be wrong (I don't recall, does anyone know for sure? Hsien?). He made 12 videos, all of which at one point were available on a VCD. His early videos were done with 2 VCRs or an LD Player and a VCR, however he used a Pinnacle DC30 for all his editing after he went digital in about ~98 (I think Engel was his first digital video, from what I heard he made the switch cause the lipsyncing was insane trying to do it on VCRs, you can see in Beautiful life lipsyncing that was done analog).
That's all I know about him, and I can't give a 100% claim to accuracy on any of it, but I'm not making that s$@% up or anything.

YouTube · Post by **XStylus** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:16 am

SWEET! i love you... lets team up on xstylus... he needs a good ass kicking. [nods]

WTF?!

YouTube · Post by **XStylus** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:43 am

Not to say that I can't take a joke, but I'm perplexed as to how I provoked such, since I have made relatively few posts at all on this forum (and each has been quite polite), nor have I ever conversed with you at all -ever- except in a very P.C. worded invitation to my panel.

Humor. Go figure. [shrugs]

Aaaaaanyway... Just to give you a kind reminder, Panda-san, it is by no means too late for me to make 'amendments' to my AX2003 panel invitations. I'm looking REAL hard for an excuse to invite Senta (I'm rather impressed with his work), and I could just as easily ask him to sit in your place. [evil grin]

So indeed, I may walk away with a black eye and a few bruises, but I'll be the one laughing. Muahahahaha!

SpPANDA · Post by **SpPANDA** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 8:08 am

Machine wrote:I love these forums......I've grown to the fact that its pointless to argue about anythign in this place....

But this? This is a fucking riot.....you guys are like 2 little girls in a cat fight.

So SPAMnda.....please no more. You making the children cry

Akuma....hmmmm.......go drink this problem off.....hehehe

i make alot of children cry.
i thought you knew that.

SpPANDA · Post by **SpPANDA** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 8:10 am

FurryCurry wrote:Ok, let's put this issue to bed. I'M KEVIN FUCKING CALDWELL, and I don't make videos anymore, because it would cut into the time I set aside for masturbation and heavy drinking.
You may all now worship me.

PS: if you're a reasonably attractive female, you may email me naked pictures of yourself, as that will save me money on pr0n. :p

Today's vocabulary word: Fucktard

fucktard is actually a really good word.
almost as good as the "good fucking christ" quote.

SpPANDA · Post by **SpPANDA** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 8:10 am

FurryCurry wrote:...and if you believe that, email me naked pictures of yourself. 8)

will do..

SpPANDA · Post by **SpPANDA** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 8:11 am

ErMaC wrote:OK, here's the stuff that I've heard from several others who've actually met him:

At this point he's in his mid to late twenties if I recall correctly. He's a computer programmer who last we know of worked for the company who designed the guidance system for the Tomahawk missile (I forget the company's name but that's what they were best known for). His work was classified so you can probably guess what he does. What he does now I have no idea, neither does anyone else really. He first entered videos in I believe AX97 but I could be wrong (I don't recall, does anyone know for sure? Hsien?). He made 12 videos, all of which at one point were available on a VCD. His early videos were done with 2 VCRs or an LD Player and a VCR, however he used a Pinnacle DC30 for all his editing after he went digital in about ~98 (I think Engel was his first digital video, from what I heard he made the switch cause the lipsyncing was insane trying to do it on VCRs, you can see in Beautiful life lipsyncing that was done analog).
That's all I know about him, and I can't give a 100% claim to accuracy on any of it, but I'm not making that s$@% up or anything.

Ermac is always good for info.
[sniff]

I love this guy.

SpPANDA · Post by **SpPANDA** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 8:12 am

xstylus wrote:Not to say that I can't take a joke, but I'm perplexed as to how I provoked such, since I have made relatively few posts at all on this forum (and each has been quite polite), nor have I ever conversed with you at all -ever- except in a very P.C. worded invitation to my panel.

Humor. Go figure. [shrugs]

Aaaaaanyway... Just to give you a kind reminder, Panda-san, it is by no means too late for me to make 'amendments' to my AX2003 panel invitations. I'm looking REAL hard for an excuse to invite Senta (I'm rather impressed with his work), and I could just as easily ask him to sit in your place. [evil grin]

So indeed, I may walk away with a black eye and a few bruises, but I'll be the one laughing. Muahahahaha!

^_^

i must go to the panel. it'd piss akuma of about this much more [hold arms wide open]

Machine · Post by **Machine** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 10:31 am

Damn SPAManda, haven't you ever heard of answering everythign in one single post rather than post all of these different ones?

TOO MUCH SPAM!!!!

Ikasu · Post by **Ikasu** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 1:52 pm

Ikasu <----------------EvilVegettoZ's new Nick

Well....He isn't know to be the spam master for nothing...