Stupidest phrase ever to be heard in anime

[Oboe]

Okay okay okay. I've got a few.

Master of Mosquiton:

Inaho: You're so old you've probably got cobwebs in your crotch!!
Camille: WHAT WAS THAT??
Inaho: COBWEB CROTCH!! COBWEB CROTCH!!

Hono: We're flying in that thing? We're gonna die!
Yuki: Nope, only the mortal one.

Yuki: Right in the sphinxster!!

Those Who Hunt Elves:

Junpei: Got Elf?

Celcia: Junpei, what is your problem??
Ritsuko: I've got a list. Do you want them in numerical or alphabetical order?
Celcia: Alphabetical. A.
Ritsuko: Abstinine.
Celcia: B.
Ritsuko: Blowhard.
Celcia: C?
Ritsoko: Cocky!

All: P - A-R-T-Y. Party-harty when elves get high. P - A-R-T-Y. Party! And when we party, we party hartry!
Airi: Jeez, I can't believe this is the only song we know.
Celcia: Jeez, I can't believe this is the only song they know.

Melia: No, WAIT! I WANT you to strip me naked!!

Junpei: I'm gonna kick your ass and them I'm gonna look at it!!

Junpei: I can't believe that girl wasn't gay!
Airi: I can't believe you THOUGHT she was gay.
Junpei: She said she was!
Ritsuko: Well, if you asked me out, I'd tell you I was gay, too.
Airi: I'd tell you I was married.
Celcia: I'd tell you I was dead.

Ritsuko: *chasing people in her tank* We have a saying where I come from!! "BASTARDS WHO DARE TO DISTURB A DUEL SHALL BE RUN OVER!!"

Evangelion:

Asuka: What ARE you doing on MY Unit-02??
Shinji: What are you talking about?? You're the one who fell on me!
Asuka: You're the one who lost time first, dumkopf! You're always so slow. Just what were you doing up so late last night?
Shinji: Image training for today's battle!
Asuka: Oh, image training, I just bet. LIAR! I know you tried to kiss me while I was sleeping!
Shinji: YOU CHEAT! You were awake??
Asuka: OH MY GOD I WAS JUST KIDDING!! Did you really kiss me?? UGHHHH!!
Shinji: No-n-no, I stopped!
Asuka: Perverser idiot! I can't believe it!
Shinji: You calling for your mother in your sleep and spleepwalking-
Asuka: Mother?? What kind of-
Fuyutsuki: Those damn kids are embarrasing us again.

And my absolute ultimate favorite of funny, stupid lines . . . .

X:

Kamui: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clara Yuri Asaki]

Excel Saga:

*toilet flush sound* Excel: "No, Excel wasn't really taking care of any business, but that sound helps her think!"