GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by TheSuccubus » Tue Mar 25, 2003 9:56 pm

hey there i wanted to say that no matter how hard u try to find a gf, u should never ever do ne thing that isnt "U" there is a girl out there for u , i know u have probably heard this before but its true. i know that its hard to lose weight and most people down on u because u r heavy because i am fat !! lol i would only tell u to lose weight if u wanted to... do it for your self only. If girls dont like u because u r fat or ugly then why do u wanna be with those girls ne ways? if u change because of someone else u will never be happy with your self and if a girl thinks she can get u to change one thing she will not be happy she will strive for more things untill u r not your self ne longer so u hold on there fella cause u will get a nice girl who loves ya for you. also not to talk your ear off but in the meantime u need to make sure u r not being to picky in the girls ur choosing and make sure u r not judging them for there looks cause trust me if u fall in loves looks no longer matter. i recently found my soul mate my husband and he wasnt my type at first but hes the best thing in my life now i wouldnt change him for the world
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Post by Mroni » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:01 pm

Dear god that spelling! look if you can't get a gf just go to mr hand.


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Post by buddykiller » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:01 am

Mroni wrote:Dear god that spelling! look if you can't get a gf just go to mr hand.


Mr Oni
once again, i ask, why are people suck pricks when it comes to spelling?
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Post by Mroni » Wed Mar 26, 2003 5:13 am

buddykiller wrote:
Mroni wrote:Dear god that spelling! look if you can't get a gf just go to mr hand.


Mr Oni
once again, i ask, why are people suck pricks when it comes to spelling?
Hmm I don't know it's not hard to learn to spell. If you can't spell to any decent extent you should not be posting.


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Post by El Banana » Wed Mar 26, 2003 6:39 am

Correct', gr'ammar! helps.. every?,now; and'" then..!/?
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Post by HungryCrackPot » Wed Mar 26, 2003 6:49 am

I have the perfect plan for you! I saw this on the show Dinosaurs! All you have to do is go to the girls house and piss in her bushes. She will see that you are a man, with man pieces. She will also see you peeing, which will tell her you are wild and untamed, making her hot like zebrah for you.
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Post by fyrtenheimer » Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:32 am

buddykiller wrote:
Mroni wrote:Dear god that spelling! look if you can't get a gf just go to mr hand.


Mr Oni
once again, i ask, why are people suck pricks when it comes to spelling?

'cause we have to read that LAME SHIT someone "typed" by crashing their head onto their keyboard.

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it's always nice if we understand the post




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Post by Kamoc » Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:38 am

biggerm wrote:GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP EATING.
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Post by gadoo » Wed Mar 26, 2003 6:20 pm

I got great advice...
all this losing wait and being nice stuff is good I guess...but it's too much work!

All you gotta do is get a fat chick with low self esteem and she's all yours man!

She won't think you're fat and ugly...cause she's probably the same!! :D YEAH!!!! :lol:

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Post by RadicalEd0 » Wed Mar 26, 2003 6:33 pm

gadoo's got a point there :lol:

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