GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wufei
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that really isn't. any man who rapes someone deserves to have their dick chopped off and shoved up their asses to see how they like it. then even worse and slower torture. how did this thread turn from "be yourself, calm down, be nice...." and things like that to "shut up your fat". you strange people.
Fighting weak oponents leaves me feeling so empty inside.
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FirestormXIII
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jonmartensen
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The Messiah of Pain
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Re: GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!
ok okbiggerm69 wrote:i need advice on how to get a girlfriend please help me.when i talk to girls online they like me and like to talk to me(matter of fact they never leave me the fuck alone)but when i talk to them they say piss off or smack the shit out of me or something cuz i'm ugly,fat,and ugly.PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE BESIDES LOSE WEGHT I TRIED THAT AND IT'S HARD!!!!!!!
Tip 1: don't ask people on the net for advice in real life.
Tip 2: don't take that as advice.. because it was on the net.
Tip 3: the best way to get a girl to fall for you is get to know the girl, if not directly, then indirectly, at times it actually works better. Once you understand how the girl works mentally, you can then begin the cerebral disection.. people with experience can examine a girl right away and know instantly how they'll react since most people, regardless of thier complexity, share a common set pattern, that once you pick up on, can anticipate most reactions that are to be recieved by what you say and especially how you say it. People, not only girls, wanna be with winners, if a guy isn't attracted to a homeless woman on the street with 3 teeth and one and a half of them not being a real tooth.. then why should the girls be attracted to anything less than a winner? Dress like a winner, is the first step to being a winner, because if you really were a winner you wouldn't dress like shit. Also learn to articulate.. Girls like smooth talkers, witty and such.. if you look good, talk sharp, slick, and a little comically rude.. so that they'd laugh and hate you at the same time, then they're sharing 3 times the emotion right there.. and thats what you want, getting them to think about you in which case you shoot out a phone number and if they even consider saying no, you already have them drinking a cafe in a diner talking about things like starving children in Uganda, or whatever makes them feel important
but for god sakes don't listen to a word of any of that... its poison.. just ask a friend or something..
In the sky, the moon is bright;
Yet I can never reach it.
In my heart such sorrow dwells;
Remaining with me forever. ~Cao Cao (155-220)
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gadoo
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