GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:57 am

just a thought...

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:31 am

It's more of a pain in the ass to be a gay man then it is to be a gay woman.

Literally

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gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:35 am

well he could always be the one from behind....that way it's like making love to a woman...just close your eyes and ears

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:43 am

And plug your nose. While thinking about puppies and kittens.

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:45 am

hmm...fucking puppies and kittens! never thought of that!.....no....that's too gross....even for me

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:34 am

You gotta be gentle. Otherwise they break in half. And what fun is a dead puppy?

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:53 am

none at all...that's for sure

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 1:52 pm

Shut up.
Dead animals make fantastic fucks.
But you MUST be raping them.

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:50 pm

but if they're dead...they can't resist you fucking them...so it's not raping technically

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:52 pm

Kamoc wrote:stop using chris' jokes kevin.

What the hell? I made that up on the spot. Chris' joke would have been "HA HA HA YOU CANNOT GET ANY GIRLFRIENDS BECAUSE I HAVE THEM ALL."

Or something stupid like that.