What anime char would you like to have sex with?

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Sat May 03, 2003 11:46 pm

yes, sad isn't it

dwchang · Post by **dwchang** » Sun May 04, 2003 1:40 am

Propyro wrote:
Merchant of Venice was the shakespear i read in grade 9. My friend likes to think it was writen as a comedy because in the end the jew got screwed. He also sees Romeo and Juilet as a comedy too, he jsut laughs at how stupid those two were because if they just had some patience then they would have been together. But no they were "hoplessly romantic dumbasses" as he puts it and killed them selves.

But any ways, i don't think any one's ever assigned us summer reading here. Not for school any ways.

Nah Merchant of Venice is a comedy...a very racist comedy. It's known that Shakespeare was racist...or rather in this case prejudice (since Jewish).

As for Romeo and Juliet..there were plenty of humorous lines..just off the top of my head:

"A sail...a sail" - they are seeing "nurse" walking around town...she had a big fluffy outfit IIRC
-"I bite my thumb at you."

Timelessblur wrote:my god this thread is still alive. I started back when I first joined LOL

Look on the bright side, at least we've changed it into talking about classical literature..quite the opposite of sex

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Sun May 04, 2003 1:46 am

or is it?

§_Akuma_§ · Post by **§_Akuma_§** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:57 am

im just going to go back on subject and say who i would fuck:

i would fuck them all except for these: any of them below the age of 15, fat ones, dead ugly ones, chicks with dicks, guys looking like hot chicks, deformed, diseased, migets, anything with tenticles (hey, that would hurt like fucking hell), monsters (unless they look really fucking hot hahaha). ummm, theres more but right now i have to much booze in my system to list them all off ^_^

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Sun May 04, 2003 12:20 pm

My GCSE (16 year olds take these) texts for English were Lord of the Flies (depressing, not that good), Educating Rita (damn funny) and poetry by Seamus Heaney (good) and Sylvia Plath (depressing like hell; literally suicidally so). Although no-one ever believes me, my AS-level (17 year old) texts were Alice in Wonderland and The B.F.G.

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Sun May 04, 2003 1:43 pm

Wasn't Alice in Wonderland a big eprson book? But the guy was sos toned writing it, that they changed it up to suit children.

dwchang · Post by **dwchang** » Sun May 04, 2003 2:35 pm

Savia wrote:Lord of the Flies (depressing, not that good)

What?!?!

I loved this book. It had a good message about how even children when put in an independent situation (w/o grown-ups) became evil...basically that man is inherently evil. The kids basically build the same type of society like ours. I mean they even start having a war.

I love the last line where the pilot/rescuer comes and say "Are you guys playing war?" It was such an excellent way to end the book and drive home the message.

Either way, I could see how you would dislike it.

Anyone else see the similarities in Battle Royale to Lord of the Flies?

Jace Tsunami wrote:Wasn't Alice in Wonderland a big eprson book? But the guy was sos toned writing it, that they changed it up to suit children.

Yeah. Lewis Carrol was addicted to Opium (I think it was opium) and Alice in Wonderland is one giant drug induced hallucination. Only a stupid company like disney would try and make it a kids movie. I believe my high school now reads it..in the ADVANCED section too

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Savia · Post by **Savia** » Sun May 04, 2003 2:58 pm

dwchang wrote:
Savia wrote:Lord of the Flies (depressing, not that good)
What?!?!

I loved this book. It had a good message about how even children when put in an independent situation (w/o grown-ups) became evil...basically that man is inherently evil. The kids basically build the same type of society like ours. I mean they even start having a war.

I love the last line where the pilot/rescuer comes and say "Are you guys playing war?" It was such an excellent way to end the book and drive home the message.

Either way, I could see how you would dislike it.

Anyone else see the similarities in Battle Royale to Lord of the Flies?

Jace Tsunami wrote:Wasn't Alice in Wonderland a big eprson book? But the guy was sos toned writing it, that they changed it up to suit children.
Yeah. Lewis Carrol was addicted to Opium (I think it was opium) and Alice in Wonderland is one giant drug induced hallucination. Only a stupid company like disney would try and make it a kids movie. I believe my high school now reads it..in the ADVANCED section too .

I kinda liked the idea behind LotF, but it didn't carry it off as well as I would have liked. Being forced to over-analyse it doesn't help, of course.

Alice is, according to my (reliable) Penguin classics edition, a story that he made up whilst boating around Oxford. He wrote it down later.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun May 04, 2003 4:13 pm

dwchang wrote:
Savia wrote:Lord of the Flies (depressing, not that good)
What?!?!

I loved this book. It had a good message about how even children when put in an independent situation (w/o grown-ups) became evil...basically that man is inherently evil. The kids basically build the same type of society like ours. I mean they even start having a war.

I love the last line where the pilot/rescuer comes and say "Are you guys playing war?" It was such an excellent way to end the book and drive home the message.

Either way, I could see how you would dislike it.

Anyone else see the similarities in Battle Royale to Lord of the Flies?

lol i loved LotF, it was one of the first good books that i read in school ... i particularly liked the part in the movie (the original B&W version) where piggy got killed ... lol i spent about 10 minuites rewinding and plaing those 3 seconds where he screams and the rock "sticks" to his forehead ... it's so funny how his scream gets cut off ...

dwchang wrote:
Jace Tsunami wrote:Wasn't Alice in Wonderland a big eprson book? But the guy was sos toned writing it, that they changed it up to suit children.
Yeah. Lewis Carrol was addicted to Opium (I think it was opium) and Alice in Wonderland is one giant drug induced hallucination. Only a stupid company like disney would try and make it a kids movie. I believe my high school now reads it..in the ADVANCED section too .

lol i was with my friends when they decided to get stoned out of their minds and watch that movie ... it's funny,. they were trying to guess what kind of drugs were being used at what time ... like when she got lost in the firest they were saying it represented a bad acid trip, or the mad hatters tea party was a coke high and so on. Obvioulsy i wans't stoned with them becasue a year and a half later i'm able to recall all this crazy shit.

HolyVampire32 · Post by **HolyVampire32** » Sun May 04, 2003 4:16 pm

Mizuho Kazami, or HER mom...aw hell I would like both of them. Not only are they sexy but their elegant too. And Mizuho Kazami has class, damn I would like to get some after school lessons from her! And her mom. Both of them are sexy and elegant!

OmniStrata said it:

"Mizuho Kazami, or HER mom...

^_^

'nuff said...

Actually, I was waiting for eons for this thread title to pop up...

I thought it'd NEVER show since it may have been banned...

^_^

[bootay...] "

-OmniStrata

My exact thoughts, lol

-Holy Vampire 32

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What anime char would you like to have sex with?

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