Corbo BASH anyone?

Kusoyaro · Post by **Kusoyaro** » Tue May 20, 2003 1:01 pm

Just to fuck with people, while announcing the Jack Circle, you should adjust your crotch with your other hand to see how many people will accidentally look at the wrong hand.

I don't know how well I can handle those straight shots and those Three Wise Men nowadays

Damn heartburn. Those shots at Noah's hurt like a bitch.

Oh, and Nick, in the Jack circle, will you be taking a shot or giving a SHOT?

Waldo · Post by **Waldo** » Tue May 20, 2003 1:14 pm

How do we get ahold of the stairwell hookers? And will they be swiping all of our booze? If I have to choose between good booze and mildly skanky hookers, I choose the booze.

-Omar

*chug-a chug-a booze booze, a-belch belch* 8)

StealthVisions · Post by **StealthVisions** » Tue May 20, 2003 1:28 pm

We here at Corbo Bash Inc. want you, the party-goer to be happy about your party choice. The party that you choose to attend should have you saying,"Damn that was a smokin' party...if I hadn't gone to that, I'd have no self respect!" or something of the like. That's why we here at CBI are constantly look to improve on our product, Corbo Bash.

So this year, we bring you Corbo Beach Bash(TM). We've thrown a jacuzzi into the mix along with promises of more alcohol! See? CBI cares about you...and we want your feedback. What else would you like to see at the upcoming Corbo Beach Bash? OR...what would you like to see in the future from CBI? We appreciate your opinioins and will take them into consideration, so please feel free to speak your minds and help make this Corbo Bash and the next ones...pleasurable, unforgettable experiences for all.

paizuri · Post by **paizuri** » Tue May 20, 2003 1:38 pm

I would like to see less stomach-shaving. I'm very proud of my four stomach hairs, thank you very much.

Kusoyaro · Post by **Kusoyaro** » Tue May 20, 2003 2:37 pm

StealthVisions wrote:what would you like to see in the future from CBI? We appreciate your opinioins and will take them into consideration, so please feel free to speak your minds and help make this Corbo Bash and the next ones...

Tara Corbo. Thong.

I know that I am not alone in saying that said absence will be entirely unacceptable.

StealthVisions · Post by **StealthVisions** » Tue May 20, 2003 2:56 pm

While CBI makes strides to provide our party-goers with their deepest desires...miracles, we cannot perform.

Kusoyaro · Post by **Kusoyaro** » Tue May 20, 2003 3:08 pm

My interest in Corbo Bash has just waned by the length and breadth of a Tara-in-thong induced boner.

Down with Corbo Bash!!

getzburg · Post by **getzburg** » Tue May 20, 2003 3:52 pm

Having reviewed the preceding posts, I have this to say:

mmm....hookers in hot tubs....

moooooo · Post by **moooooo** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:16 pm

Waldo wrote:How do we get ahold of the stairwell hookers? And will they be swiping all of our booze? If I have to choose between good booze and mildly skanky hookers, I choose the booze.

-Omar

*chug-a chug-a booze booze, a-belch belch* 8)

You don't know what youre missing out on duder.

And in this girl defense, she was an awesome chick. All you cats are giving her a bad wrap.

Darkseid · Post by **Darkseid** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:54 pm

Hmm... Quu told me about this for the first time recently and said I had to attend one at least once, so I guess I'll check it out somehow. Heh.