Why do guys like huge tits?

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:19 pm

I LOVE BREASTS! BOOBS! TITS! TATAS! HOOTERS! KNOCKERS! MELONS!
Lemme tie your nipples together so I can tittie fuck you! YA! THERE! WHEEEEEE!

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:22 pm

Shut the hell up.

Solitude101 · Post by **Solitude101** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 6:25 pm

That was way beyond liking big tits...

IMO, that's an obsession... =P

But I think that was a bit funny. ^^

madmallard · Post by **madmallard** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:13 pm

someone should post a "why do girls like guys who look like girls?" or something. . .

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:39 pm

hmmm....

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KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:51 pm

boobs are nice.

what's wrong with boobs?

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:00 pm

they go flat with old age [most].

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KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:03 pm

Lyrs wrote:they go flat with old age [most].

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i wasn't aware boobs = balloons.

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:57 pm

someone should post a "why do girls like guys who look like girls?" or something. . .

They don't like guys who look like girls, literally - usually (J-Rock fans are the exception). There's just a variety of things that look good on guys, and a lot of guys don't realize that. (ooh, big secret.

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It's true for women too, if you think about it. Some guys like the kick-your-ass Lara Croft type, and some guys like the giggly sweet defenseless type. Or both. There's a variety of things, and everyone has different tastes.

Same thing with guys - there are the meathead jock boys, and the elegant prettyboys. Some girls like one, some girls like the other.

That's the simple explanation - get it?

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:22 pm

Meh, the whole boobs discussion....

Well, I like big-ish boobs, but not if they do the whole sag thing. Small boobs (like, just over a handful) can be alot of fun, but as for really big boobs? Well, not too much wrong with them, but if they are fast approaching say, the size of a persons head, then thats just a bit off-putting.

And as for gawking at them, what can I say. Us guys love checking out the female species. Its fun, its healthy, and its...uh....fun!

As for WHY us guys tend to gravitate toward teh big titties, its got several reasons. One major one is the influence of western society on peoples wants and desires. To a smaller degree it is a genetic thing.

I go for girls with big hips too (like, not fat or anything, just a slightly bigger set of hips) and that is a genetic thing, almost purely a genetic thing (human males have a genetic "program" of sorts to go for women who have a hip to waist ratio of 1.7:1 or thereabouts.) as bigger hips indicates a stronger genetic profile due to the prescence of "child bearing" hips.

But I like boobies. Not huge ones, but anything thats roughly 1.5 handfuls is good for me.

Hooray for titties!!