Why do guys like huge tits?

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:03 pm

Toecutter wrote:To SarahtheBoring:

I don't think what these guys mean when they say "Guys who look like girls", mean long-haired guys. We're talking the ones that would litterally be confused as a girl if they just had a rack. You know, the kind that lack any traces of masculinity (nasty scars from power tool accidents, a higher concentration of sharp, elongated edges rather than smooth curves, eyes that reflect less light, are bloodshot, or otherwise do not resemble the "perfection" movie-stars try to reach with contacts).

What really pisses me off are the guys WHO ACT LIKE GIRLS. They usually are nerds, who do the whole little lost puppy act to get into a girl's clique in order to eventually bang all of them. Unfortunately, their theory doesn't work, and they're just turned into the clique's pet, and whipped into submission by those bitches. Meanwhile, their clingy, dependent behavior stops the real guys from getting the chicks, because they'll show up out of nowhere to try and keep the other males from hitting on their chicks. There were quite a few guys like this who kept me from interacting with the females in my high school (of course, all the females were lesbian computer nerds, or Christian bisexual feminist radicals).

Girls like the feminine guys because they want someone to brush their hair, and do the typical girly things with, who can't compete against them for men. Basically, it's an unfair alliance, allowing the girls to maximize their effective territorial range over the male population, while still maintaining their ability to socialize in a feminine way, and have plenty of men wrapped around their finger. It's a sick, sadistic method of control.

and I followed by saying that guys don't usually ally themselves with manly women for that same effect. t'is true, i say.

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:50 pm

I don't think what these guys mean when they say "Guys who look like girls", mean long-haired guys. We're talking the ones that would litterally be confused as a girl if they just had a rack. You know, the kind that lack any traces of masculinity (nasty scars from power tool accidents, a higher concentration of sharp, elongated edges rather than smooth curves, eyes that reflect less light, are bloodshot, or otherwise do not resemble the "perfection" movie-stars try to reach with contacts).

WTF, yo. Real men have sharp, elongated edges? Where the fuck are you meeting these freaks of nature?

And it disturbs me that you think you have to have scars and bloodshot eyes to be considered male. You have Issues of a Serious Nature. Did your daddy call you a bad name because you like anime?

Cue more personal issues!

What really pisses me off are the guys WHO ACT LIKE GIRLS. They usually are nerds, who do the whole little lost puppy act to get into a girl's clique in order to eventually bang all of them. Unfortunately, their theory doesn't work, and they're just turned into the clique's pet, and whipped into submission by those bitches. Meanwhile, their clingy, dependent behavior stops the real guys from getting the chicks, because they'll show up out of nowhere to try and keep the other males from hitting on their chicks. There were quite a few guys like this who kept me from interacting with the females in my high school (of course, all the females were lesbian computer nerds, or Christian bisexual feminist radicals).

Okay, somebody's bitter. I have no clue what you're ranting about here, but it certainly doesn't apply to everyone.

Girls like the feminine guys because they want someone to brush their hair, and do the typical girly things with, who can't compete against them for men. Basically, it's an unfair alliance, allowing the girls to maximize their effective territorial range over the male population, while still maintaining their ability to socialize in a feminine way, and have plenty of men wrapped around their finger. It's a sick, sadistic method of control.

Again, I don't know what your issues are, and I think it's sad that you apply this twisted "logic" to everyone.

Some girl turned you down for somebody else, huh? Deal.

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:09 pm

yOu go Sarah. woot! kick some more ass.

/end

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:42 pm

Forgot I had this:

They forgot to calculate in the hawt sexxors, though, which I feel would nul the hypothesis.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:45 pm

SarahtheBoring wrote:Cue more personal issues!

*cough*

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:50 pm

jonmartensen wrote:
SarahtheBoring wrote:Cue more personal issues!
*cough*

Hey, I don't think my saying that there is a range of ways to be attractive is a "personal issue."

And that time/money thing is funny.

See, that's what's known as a JOKE, people...

And thanks, Lyrs. I've been in a smackdown mood lately.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:52 pm

You did it quite well in the WOT area

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:37 pm

Wow, its getting heated in here....

*kicks back to watch the show*

I think more people need to be having sex. Hot, florating(sp?) sex. That way, the complaints would die down a bit. Maybe we all need to walk around naked so that the whole tit thing becomes a moot point. Eventually, us guys would become de-sensetised (no pun intended) to looking at tits (not me though, coz i'm....very......*cough*) so then people wouldnt argue.

I endorse that experiment, and would like to see it carried out.

Now whered my fizzy drink go....

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:12 pm

I'M JUST LIKE HERMES! I'M JUST LIKE HERMES!!!

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:15 pm

HungryCrackPot wrote:I'M JUST LIKE HERMES! I'M JUST LIKE HERMES!!!

*looks at HCP*

*edges away cautiously*