Why do nice guys finish last?

TheRealNeoHentaiMaster · Post by **TheRealNeoHentaiMaster** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:41 pm

CAUSE GIRLS JUST LOVE THAT SELF PITY!!! WOOOOOOO WHAT A TURN ON!!! Yeah, but seriously, I was gonna say some stuff, but KungPaoChicken beat me too it. Yeah, its not that nice guys finish last, its that pathetic self pitying losers with no confidence and nothing to offer who even more tragicaly happen to be nice that finish last. Also, girls have this thing where if youll just be their bitch, and do everything for them, they will just totally take advantage of you and never give anything back. Cant hold it against them either, I mean, if someone is willing to basicaly work for me for free, hehe, lucky me. Id lecture you on what you should do, and why exactly you totally deserve to get brushed off by being so "nice", but jesus, most people do eventually figure it out on their own, whats taking you so long. I dont know, youre probably just young, dont worry then, youll hopefully understand one day.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:44 pm

Well ...

If you go around saying that crap about girls, you won't be getting ne ass either.

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:47 pm

fyrtenheimer wrote:Well ...

If you go around saying that crap about girls, you won't be getting ne ass either.

it works both ways. when you're complaining about getting the shaft, we'll talk about how guys are all pigs and use people, too.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:50 pm

nice guys always finish last ... but explain the dysfunctional prick always finishing last ... well maybe not a prick ... just compulsvie ... but whatever ... i spent about 5 years running ... i got used to it and just rolled with the punches ... well not really rolled ... i kinda jsut fell over and absorbed them ... kinda like Squees bear Schme ... except i felt everything, rather then letting a toy absorb it for me.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:52 pm

KungPaoChicken wrote:
fyrtenheimer wrote:Well ...

If you go around saying that crap about girls, you won't be getting ne ass either.
it works both ways. when you're complaining about getting the shaft, we'll talk about how guys are all pigs and use people, too.

I've gotten "the shaft".

That never came out of my mouth.

Unless you're talking about the fact that it's obvious that TheRealNeoHentaiMaster got the shaft so now he's in bitch mode.

NME · Post by **NME** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:53 pm

I may be totally random, but I'm not insane.

Well not totally.

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:53 pm

Propyro wrote:nice guys always finish last ... but explain the dysfunctional prick always finishing last ... well maybe not a prick ... just compulsvie ... but whatever ... i spent about 5 years running ... i got used to it and just rolled with the punches ... well not really rolled ... i kinda jsut fell over and absorbed them ... kinda like Squees bear Schme ... except i felt everything, rather then letting a toy absorb it for me.

what?

Truest-Chaos · Post by **Truest-Chaos** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:56 pm

Fish come to those who wait...and fish...that's about the only thing you could get by waiting...unless you ordered something in the mail, then you would have to wait for that I suppose...

You have to take, not wait! Being nice doesn't involve waiting or bowing down to people! Be nice to those who deserve it, and if you can't tell if they deserve it, then don't be nice, but don't be mean either. Being nice gets you allies, most of the time.
You see, I'm a professional nice-guy, and I know what it takes to be nice. If you don't believe me, then I can't very well force you to, can I?

One important note however; if you know how to be nice, you know how to be mean...

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:29 pm

NME wrote:I may be totally random, but I'm not insane.

Well not totally.

Random = good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family.

KungPaoChicken wrote:What?

you'd have to read johen vasquez's Squee comics to get that one ... i'm supprosed i remembered that because i havn't seen that book in almsot 2 years ... god my memory is fucked up ... because i can't remember what i did at work today , but i remembered that ... shit.

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:57 pm

Actually no, I said you're a jerk because you jump into threads that have nothing to do with you - this one, for example! - just to randomly insult me for no reason. After, may I remind you, I NICELY asked you and your boyfriend to back the fuck off.

But you're not important enough to argue about anyway.

sixstop, if you meant me, I am generally pretty mellow. I just have outbursts, and whiny lamers who say that "nice guys finish last" are one of my favorite targets.