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I need a GirlFRIEND!

Post by klinky » Sat Jul 19, 2003 7:27 pm

Hi, MexicanJunior sent me to this site. He says there are lots of hot girls on here who like Anime & ComputerS!


I like Anime & Computers and Istuff two!


My name is Gabe Hedges
I am 19! I am in Beaverton OR!

aNd I would prefer someone local, but over the internet is fine as well...


Old cool picture of me :
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Newer dork picture of me:
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I need someone whos is loving and caring and wants alot of "the sex". Girls who are not looking for lots of sexing need not apply.

I am going to be living with my muther here and she's a bitch, so it'd be better if you had a place with a lock on it so the sexing is not interuptted by parents, roomates or pets(tho if you're willing to do species experimentation and let me take pictures for a internet website I am making I would be open minded to it).

I have car but it's falling apart. It's a Chevy Killvalier. I have a raptor sticker on the side of it and it sits four or so people. It's kinda small, but sex0ring can still take place in it.

Cooking would be good to. I like pies, Appl is the best. Cookies, chocochip is good, but a sugar cookie is nice too.

Cleaning is fine. If you know how to pick up things then that would be great. I am kinda lazy and don't always pick up. But I am usually umm, I 'll pick up from time to time and I don't like being a slob, but I usually am one.

MMm and I like to draw stupid comics. http://klinky.home.comcast.net/comicweb/ for just a few. I waste alot of time just drawing silly crude drawings and wasting time.

My big dream in life is to do a few animated movies. One funny one, one serious one & another which is a reflection on my views of society and it would be REALLY depressing. But that's my ideas and I won't tell you because you'd say it was stupid probably or steal it.

You can't be more talented at anything than I am. That will make my penis shrivel!!! BAD! I can't have that. Women don't have penis. Cook, clean and sex me up. Oh and maybe give me money for porn on the occasian. But not any like porn that's gonna make you feel jealous. Becuase I really like watching fat chicks do it, but I would never do a fat chick.

Only thin girls, with big breasts and nice curvy hips apply. If you're of ASian or Latin descent that makes it EVEN BETTER! I like the mocha skinned cuties. Yum!


I will be looking forward to you msging me @ my Aim @ klinky2000 or sending me a emale at klinky@hotmail.com




MexicanJunior better not be joking because I'll kill him.

Als I am makining a linkin park AMV!!! SOON! BE ON THE Look out.. Please join my forums to @ http://animeforum.isucdic.net

!!!

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Post by Lyrs » Sat Jul 19, 2003 7:34 pm

:?

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Post by jonmartensen » Sat Jul 19, 2003 7:36 pm

If only you hade created an alternate account with fake info :lol:

that was great.
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Post by Tab. » Sat Jul 19, 2003 7:44 pm

oh man
I didnt know it was that bad
you've come to the org for chicks
well arigatomyna told me she wants you
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Post by Lyrs » Sat Jul 19, 2003 7:46 pm

Lyrs wrote::?
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What's with the resemblence to Gordan Freeman?

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Post by BishounenStalker » Sat Jul 19, 2003 7:51 pm

You look like a real-life friend of mine who acquired the nickname "God" over lesbianism and chicken strips :?
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Post by _faerie_ » Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:06 pm

More comics Klinky! :D

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Post by Akane Hibiki » Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:26 pm

-.-

..............what do you think women are? Your slaves? jeeze...
About me!

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Post by Tab. » Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:27 pm

Akane Hibiki wrote:-.-

..............what do you think women are? Your slaves? jeeze...
I think she likes you dude :0
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Post by klinky » Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:28 pm

Akane Hibiki wrote:-.-

..............what do you think women are? Your slaves? jeeze...

Will you give me sex?

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