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by EarthCurrent » Tue Jul 22, 2003 2:04 am
Three Beer Company Executives head into a bar.
One is from Coors, one from Budweiser, and one from Guinness.
The Coors executive heads up to the bar, and says, "I'll have a Silver Bullet. Give me a Coors Light." So the bartender gives him a Coors Light.
The Budweiser executive steps up to the bar and says, "I'll have the King of Beers. Give me a Bud." So the Bartender gives him a Budweiser.
The Executive from Guiness comes up to the bar, looks at what the other two executives ordered, and says, "I'll have a water."
The executives from Coors and Budweiser are surprised. "Why are you ordering water?" They ask in unison.
The Guinness exec takes his glass of water and sips on it. "Well," he says, "since you two aren't drinking beer, I figured I wouldn't either."