My stupid business idea

OzzieArcane · Post by **OzzieArcane** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:01 pm

Me and a friend were thinking. We should start a business(Not seriously, we don't have the money to do so) and we thought it would be funny to make a fast food place that sold Tacos and Fries. We would call it Tacos and Fries. And when you think about it our only real competition would be Taco Bell because there aren't awhole lot of Mexican food places around here.

We even had a commercial idea. We'd mock Taco Bell by having a Bull Dog for our mascot instead of a Chiahua(I know I spelled that wrong for sure). In our first commercial someone would set a dogfood bowl with a Taco down infront of the Bull Dog. The Bull Dog would proceed to bark and in subtitles at the bottom of the screen it would say "What, no fries?"

I don't know why I'm posting this... I'm bored.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:13 pm

I wanted to make a Chinese Restaurant for women. I'd name it "Wang's." All the servers would wear spandex bicycle shorts. I would not only be Owner/Proprietor, but also the Head Waiter! The tough of all those women staring at my bulging sock-stuffed Package.... Oh!

Need more Saltpeter or I'll embarrass myself.

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:35 pm

Can I hide under tables and bite peoples ankles if you want them to leave.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:46 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:Need more Saltpeter or I'll embarrass myself.

I've heard you can extract saltpeter from human feces.

Tetsugyu · Post by **Tetsugyu** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:04 am

That's a GREAT idea Komei. I'm sure it'd be a hit. You should combine that other guy's idea and have men in shorts with bulges. Ya know, since us guys have Hooters, let the girls have "Tacos and Fries"

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:05 am

Call it Tacos and Wang's

OzzieArcane · Post by **OzzieArcane** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:09 am

Tetsugyu wrote:That's a GREAT idea Komei. I'm sure it'd be a hit. You should combine that other guy's idea and have men in shorts with bulges. Ya know, since us guys have Hooters, let the girls have "Tacos and Fries"

What a great idea! That way we can have a scary restaurant with half naked male waiters who are being ogled by fat women scarping down Tacos!

Tetsugyu · Post by **Tetsugyu** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:18 am

What a great idea! That way we can have a scary restaurant with half naked male waiters who are being ogled by fat women scarping down Tacos!

See...they don't call you the "Master Stratigest" For nothing Komei![/quote]