the other date this guy thread (win a date with imadude)

imadude · Post by **imadude** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 3:18 am

im bored and just wondering how far THIS one will go

rules

must be female (or a man with a clitoris that looks like a woman)
must be 16 or older (hell its only two years younger)
you must be easy
you must be willing to tolerate nonsense babbling about clowns and the similaritys with the ending of the world and the yearly TV schedule
your poontang must not smell like fish (unless its catfish)
you must however like squeezie cheeze (cuz it rocks)
you must be willing to put up with my horrible cooking experiments
you WILL call back or ill FIND YOU I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
you must keep me (on our date) from starting dancing contests at leper colonys
you do not have to like or tolerate my roomate Benji yes he does smell bad but thats not his faul...its like the governments
let me Steal your shit!

my turn ons

Porn
Beer
Pot
passing out in my own body fluids
Violence
Blood
Midgets (and lots of them)
Midgets that like to dress up as Godzilla (or any of his cohorts Mothra excluded for a personal vendetta i have with the winged bastard)
and shy chicks with glasses and a ponytail (cuz there hot)
chicks who like to hang out in parking lots and look up at the stars and talk about paranormal stuff
chicks who get into Video games (the Smackdown series or the Guilty Gear games either will do cuz ill still kick your ass in either)
chicks who dont mind it when i call them chicks
chicks who like to just sit and talk
chicks who know when im joking
chicks

ok there it is come on ladies you know you want the Dudemeister

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imadude · Post by **imadude** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 3:26 am

god dammit why did i just post that

no more beer for you mr happy face

GebStar · Post by **GebStar** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:28 am

Poor imadude not even Propyro wants to go out with you LMAO

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 6:41 am

maybe a nice pic would have a much needed pull at the old heart-strings.

a pic....

Arigatomina · Post by **Arigatomina** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:24 am

Didn't you post in a thread a while back revealing that you were actually a girl who just liked to go around forums pretending to be a guy (hence the name) and that everything you posted about your supposed girlfriends were just to chat and play?

I'm not into females.

Kakashis Lover · Post by **Kakashis Lover** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 9:13 am

i would kill Kakashi's lover if he/she lived "closer" (nine inch nails)

Well, I'm out. You wanted to kill me remember.

post-it · Post by **post-it** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 9:40 am

wichita, kansas
- the only location on earth where someone saying 38-28-108 can be refering to either the girl riding the horse -or- the horse being ridden 8)

I'm a guy - the subject of Girls finding Girls makes me puke!

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:21 am

imadude wrote: no more beer for you mr happy face

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Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:23 am

GebStar wrote:Poor imadude not even Propyro wants to go out with you LMAO

i told you guys, i don't settle for anything less then monkies or fresh fish.

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Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 6:59 pm

All right, i got distracted from my Way Off Topic surfing by some guy complaining about how everyone is whining or whatever about how they're dateless. So, to that effect, Here I go!

I want a girl that
1. Is not only intelligent, but also 'street-wise' so to speak.
2. Is Honest. Lying is out of the question, including the annoying little white lies.
3. Is open hearted. Not jaded or cynical, willing to greet everything with an open mind.
4. Caring. Can understand my faults and try not to hold them against me too much.
5. ACTIVE. Can climb mountains, go camping, survive a mosh-pit, then go clubbing until 4AM, then get up at 9 the following morning and be ready to do it again.
6. READS BOOKS
7. Self confident. I don't wanna have to answer the "am i fat" question
8. Basically my best friend before I'll even consider her.

Basically, i'm looking for my equal. someone who can keep up with me, not only physically, but spiritually and mentally... and then challenge me to do better... and give good sex, and bring beer.

Oh, and she has to be somewhat attractive.

Is that too much to ask for????????