the other date this guy thread (win a date with imadude)

TexasCarnieRoadshow · Post by **TexasCarnieRoadshow** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:21 am

Lyrs wrote:Join the Army.

You'll have a job, a chance to got to exotic locations, the chance to meet lots of girls, and lastly a chance to get shot at.

neway, at least the training will do some good for your confidence.

I never got shot at when I was in, hit by a Korean taxi, attacked with a knife, and been in a barfight in Texas, but never shot at.

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:22 pm

Okay, picture this, if you will: You're in an 'exotic location' and you're sitting down to your 'meal', when a 'friendly native' puts a bullet through your skull, and you wake up in eternity with your pants full of shit and your brains in your lap. Oh, and your parents recieve a letter saying that you died with honor, and they get a flag as a consolation prize.

I'd rather have a coca-cola enema.

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:40 pm

Oh, and to add an addendum to my list of requirements... No fat chicks, no Goths, no Punks, no Shy or otherwise emotionally deficient chicks of ANY kind.

imadude · Post by **imadude** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:34 pm

Dude nestorath in job corps or whatever its spelled did you know a dude named Andra Winn

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 6:09 pm

Did she go to Clearfield?