THESE BUMPER STICKERS R COOOL!!!!

TruIdiotsPlaysmArt · Post by **TruIdiotsPlaysmArt** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:48 pm

hey! wut ur the best, funniest, wierdest, ETC sentences u've seen on a bumper sticker??

some of mine are:

Going blind for mankind
if u can see this ur not masturbating enough
do like france, reach into ur pants
Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere
and the ones down there

Farmboybob · Post by **Farmboybob** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:55 pm

Ummmm, let me think....

-Hey stop reading this! Watch where your fucking going!
-Keep honking, I'm reloading.
-You know what the difference is between us? I'm ahead of you.
-(this one is old school): Horn broken, watch for finger.

I'll think of some more I've seen later.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:46 pm

Honk if you're drunk.

§_Akuma_§ · Post by **§_Akuma_§** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:07 pm

ILUVPUC

mistress-samwise · Post by **mistress-samwise** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:09 pm

"My other car is an Evangelion"

I love the Homestar Runner ones. Got two of them on my trumpet case.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:10 pm

"My other car..... doesn't exist"
"Squirrel it's what for supper"
"Opossum the other white meat"
"I ♠ my dog, I ♣ my seal"
"Honk if you want to piss people off"

SQ · Post by SQ » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:42 pm

"me no like you"
"Was that your cat?"
"How am I driving? 1-800-F*CK OFF!"

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:29 pm

SQ wrote:"me no like you"
"Was that your cat?"
"How am I driving? 1-800-F*CK OFF!"

A classic:

«Come any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield!»

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:33 pm

SQ wrote:"me no like you"
"Was that your cat?"
"How am I driving? 1-800-F*CK OFF!"

A classic:

∟Come any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield!¬

gundamzuki · Post by **gundamzuki** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 12:58 am

"The World is Going to Hell, and I'm Driving the Bus!"
"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Numbers."
"One by One, the Penguins Steal My Sanity."
"Don't Hold Strong Opinions About Things You Don't Understand."
"If I Suddenly Stop, I Can Sue You for Thousands of Dollars."*
"I Eat People. Animals are People Too."*
"My Other Car is a Transformer."*
"Eat Moose. 10,000 Wolves Can't be Wrong."

*Yeah, i made those up just now.