Ninjas!!

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:19 am

SSJVegita0609 wrote:
SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote: When you're 14, you think everyone gives a shit about what you have to say. You're almost purely altruistic.

At 15, you're too horny to think without the aid of your crotch.
at 16, you realise the world sucks, and try to make it right.
at 17, you couldn't care less coz you're buzy drinking and getting laid.
at 18, you enter the real world and are usually scared shitless by what you find.
at 19, you think you've got it all figured out.
at 20, you just don't give a shit anymore. No-one cares, least of all you, and you realise that humans really only think of 3 things. Eating, sleeping and multiplying themselves.
My god... You've got it down!

man it's amazing how close to my own series of personal "revelations" that list came ...

fucking scary if you ask me?

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SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:19 am

SSJVegita0609 wrote:
SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote: When you're 14, you think everyone gives a shit about what you have to say. You're almost purely altruistic.

At 15, you're too horny to think without the aid of your crotch.
at 16, you realise the world sucks, and try to make it right.
at 17, you couldn't care less coz you're buzy drinking and getting laid.
at 18, you enter the real world and are usually scared shitless by what you find.
at 19, you think you've got it all figured out.
at 20, you just don't give a shit anymore. No-one cares, least of all you, and you realise that humans really only think of 3 things. Eating, sleeping and multiplying themselves.
My god... You've got it down!

Well, I'm at 20 at the moment. I'll have to keep adding ages on as I get older. I'll keep you all informed.

downwithpants · Post by **downwithpants** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:01 am

MSNBC News wrote:However in response to the order, Hamburger stated that the judge "couldn't even pop a boner if he really wanted to and should shut his frigg'n mouth before somebody pees in it."

As for the website, Hamburger plans on keeping it up and "spreading the truth about ninjas even if it means he'll have to pork more babes than is even possible. "

downwithpants · Post by **downwithpants** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:04 am

MSNBC News wrote:To the plaintiff's surprise, after hearing the judge's decision Hamburger approached Ms. Evans and her lawyer, giving each a hug. Afterward, he walked toward the exit, stopped, pulled down his pants and laid a log right right on the court room floor, and said "Now that's real ultimate power." Then he ran.

Robert Hamburger's whereabouts are still unknown.

LMAO this kid is hilarious

NineBirds · Post by **NineBirds** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:25 am

Now what's funnier: the MSNBC article itself, or the fact that people actually believed it was real?

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:30 am

yea, i checked the url's after a while ... and they're pretty elaborate hoaxes. nice job.

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El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:43 am

I don't know why, but this picture is fantastical.

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:45 am

Meh. The pirates could take the ninjas any day of the week.

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:56 am

BillyBlaze wrote:Meh. The pirates could take the ninjas any day of the week.

Shut up. Don't make me flip out.

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:34 pm

Pirates have the guns, the boats, the cannons, and the birds that drop bombs on people! PIRATES PWN J00