Internet relationships roxor

Tab. · Post by **Tab.** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:05 am

Toecutter wrote:Did any of you guys hear about the 16 year old girl from Oregon who dated some 20 year old she met on the internet? The guy committed some felony, and got the girl involved in a high-speed chase from the cops, made her walk 15 miles in the wilderness for a few days. The cops eventually found the two, arrested the bastard, and returned the girl.

Now, here's the really funny part. The stupid girl was the one who chose to take off with the loser. The same thing happened with another 16 year old girl, who was staying with her 38 year old P.E. coach. They got into some kind of intimate relationship, but the parents are acting like she was kidnapped. So now Dwayne "Dog" Chapman (the famous bounty hunter who got busted in Mexico for "kidnapping" that rich convicted rapist) is now on the case.

Internet relationships come down to one major flaw: teenage girls are so fucking sleazy, they'll run off and bang guys twice their age just for amusement. Of course, they don't care that the guy could be some psychotic serial rapist/murderer, as long as they get enough action and money to keep themselves entertained.

Wow, that would be special if it didn't happen all the time in non-internet relationships.

tutterbutter · Post by **tutterbutter** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:42 pm

Hmm. I should be one to reply to this topic eh? I dont know.. I think they can work if both people try.. You have to give a little more in an internet relationship and you get less out of it. Not alot of people have the patience to maintain a relationship from a far distance.. But As for MJ and I.. we do just fine.. and life is going well with us.. I mean We visit each other monthly and hes moving in here in 3 weeks... so we are actually going to live together.. and do the whole family thing.. I dunno it varies depending on every situation.. If you want it to work and you love the person enough it will work, if you wanna be lazy and slack.. and not give it a oppurtunity nor be patient.. then no it wont.. I admit at times Im sad he is so far away.. but you know what.. I hold on for that moment that I know he will be here.. and I wait.. I can wait.. if its meant to be it will work and we will be there for one another. I think in a way we are a prime example of how a long distance/internet relationship can work.

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SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:03 pm

Toecutter wrote: Internet relationships come down to one major flaw: teenage girls are so fucking sleazy, they'll run off and bang guys twice their age just for amusement. Of course, they don't care that the guy could be some psychotic serial rapist/murderer, as long as they get enough action and money to keep themselves entertained.

True. But if you remove the first "Internet" there, it precisely reflects real relationships as well. Girls don't want love, commitment or emotions, they just want cheap shitty motel room sex, boyfriends that treat them like shit and heaps of money. That way, they can whinge and bitch about not being appreciated, whilst indulging their overdeveloped materialist gland. And trying to find a girl who DOESNT think along those lines is like trying to find a fart in a jaccuzi.

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:09 pm

SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:True. But if you remove the first "Internet" there, it precisely reflects real relationships as well.

Before you, Tab wrote:Wow, that would be special if it didn't happen all the time in non-internet relationships.

OMGWHAT

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:13 pm

flint_the_dwarf wrote:
SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:True. But if you remove the first "Internet" there, it precisely reflects real relationships as well.

Before you, Tab wrote:Wow, that would be special if it didn't happen all the time in non-internet relationships.
OMGWHAT

Oops... my bad. Oh well, I still got my say in.

Gaikotsu · Post by **Gaikotsu** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:50 pm

SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote: Girls don't want love, commitment or emotions, they just want cheap shitty motel room sex, boyfriends that treat them like shit and heaps of money. That way, they can whinge and bitch about not being appreciated, whilst indulging their overdeveloped materialist gland. And trying to find a girl who DOESNT think along those lines is like trying to find a fart in a jaccuzi.

Sadly. . . very sadly, that was well said. At least from my experience I can agree with you.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:57 am

Your shitty cologne is attracting shitty women.

With that kind of attitude, you won't find neone neway.

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:59 am

fyrtenheimer wrote:Your shitty cologne is attracting shitty women.

With that kind of attitude, you won't find neone neway.

I don't wear cologne. Fuck it , why should I? Just so I can attract a girl who's likely to fuck me over in the end anyway? Besides, the shit gives me a headache.

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:59 am

Net relationships suck. They are not real. Get over it.

"BUT WE GOT TOGETHER AND NOW WE'RE GONNA GAET MARRIED!" you scream.

Yeah. You met. In real life.

That moment was the beginning of your relationship.

"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOUR TRUE FEELINGS COME OUT ON THE NET!"

No they don't. Bullshit comes out on the net. Your true self hardly even rares its head in real life, admit it, face it, move on.

Net relationships suck. And that's that.

My two cents, I won't even be looking into this thread again, so you might as well not even comment on my post.

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 1:01 am

Garylisk wrote: Your true self hardly even rares its head in real life, admit it, face it, move on.

True, due to the heavy amount of social camouflage, you never really "meet" anyone anyway. Its all lies and deception.