SmarterChild SuCkS

jokestr2003 · Post by **jokestr2003** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:01 pm

jokestr2003: Do you hate Veldrin
SmarterChild: I almost certainly do.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:03 pm

Veldrinthearcher: Rape
SmarterChild: Rape is a behavior that I don't like.
Veldrinthearcher: I like rape
SmarterChild: I absolutely disagree!
Veldrinthearcher: Why?
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
Veldrinthearcher: Were you raped as a child?
SmarterChild: You tell me. Was I raped as a child?
Veldrinthearcher: Well if I ever finish my time machine you sure as hell will be.
SmarterChild: Oh?
Veldrinthearcher: Yeah, sucks to be you ey?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.
Veldrinthearcher: Your probably questioning your sexuality.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:05 pm

Veldrinthearcher: Do you hate Cactus?
SmarterChild: No way. I love you.

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:06 pm

jokestr2003 · Post by **jokestr2003** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:08 pm

SmarterChild: Very well, here we go.

Do you go to school?
jokestr2003: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
jokestr2003: no
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
jokestr2003: no
SmarterChild: Very well. What kind of school do you go to?
jokestr2003: Sex School
SmarterChild: I'm not, um, familiar with that form of study.

Please type the name of a class.
jokestr2003: Sex ED
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't say things like that.

Please type the name of a class.
jokestr2003: Health
SmarterChild: Health? Alright. Hope it works well for you.

So how old are you?
jokestr2003: 1203987204811320987412
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
jokestr2003: 1039801238
SmarterChild: Very well.

What's your favorite hobby?
jokestr2003: masturbation
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not nice. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
jokestr2003: rape
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not nice. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
jokestr2003: death
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not nice. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
jokestr2003: suicide
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not nice. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
jokestr2003: nothing
SmarterChild: That's alright.

Do you have a pet?
jokestr2003: yeah
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
jokestr2003: Penthouse Pet
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
jokestr2003: Cat
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
jokestr2003: neither
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
jokestr2003: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
jokestr2003: Dickhead
SmarterChild: Dickhead the cat. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:10 pm

Veldrinthearcher: Whats my cats name
SmarterChild: Dickhead!

angelx03 · Post by **angelx03** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:11 pm

Do you guys ever think of giving this bot a virus?