anyone get odd reviews...

Pwolf · Post by **Pwolf** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:02 pm

... o.o ummm... yea...

Pwolf

Jebadia · Post by **Jebadia** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:42 pm

nuff said...

Arigatomina · Post by **Arigatomina** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:01 pm

I had one where the person gave a 9 for originality, an 8 for reviewable, and a 10 for sound quality - and 5s for the rest because as he noted in the 'Bad' section - he couldn't watch the vid. He gave the other scores based on the vid description and being able to hear the audio. ^_^;;

But I replied to it and explained how he could fix things to be able to watch the vid and sure enough - he edited the review after he fixed his codecs. And you know what he said? He'd made other reviews like that and I was the very first to bother explaining how he could actually watch the vid. Sad. You can't get a 5 average vid removed, so you'd think people would at least try to help a person who couldn't get it to play for them. But no one did.

It makes me wonder if he'll bother to go back and fix those other reviews he left now that he can view xvid files - I almost hope he doesn't. If they didn't bother to reply to him and try and fix the problem, they don't deserve it.

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:30 pm

Member FAA Date Updated Jan 18, 2004

6 1 3 5 6 3 1 5

Good tanti

Bad tutto

General schifo

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Member Hinomura Date Updated Sep 21, 2001

9 8 5 8 8 7 7

Good

Bad

General hte dueling banjo's is a song of TOY DOLLS

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:39 pm

This is my favorite review of all time...

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
Good Ok here is how it breaks down.

Originality-100% completely original. This of course is the type of originality that makes you stroke yourself.

Capture /output quality - After I captured my one eyed trouser snake the output to this video was prestigous.

Sound quality - how important is this really to wacking?

Action/editing sync -Excellent I went waaa pow all over my keyboard.

Liip sync- I didn't see her give any felatio but I'm sure she would be better than milli vanilli. Excellent job here.

Strokability- Made my trooper stand straight up and salute. So I gave him a good wacking I give this a 10+

Digital effects-Well very good use of these for the best purpose ever.

Effort - It required no effort for me to goo the home row and the return key even with my Grandma in the next room. So the pains mexican took to make this video wackable are extreme . I love Mexican!

Overall-Couldn't be better is for certain.

Reveiwable - Is this kidding? I have wacked off 3 times this morning 4-05 and it's only 5:41. I would say this is very very very revieawable.

Bad Ok the part where shes says "Deny thier candy" should have been the rump and breast shot from about 1:30 into the video.

General Wackabilty to the nth degree. Now make Shinobu to I touch myself.

Pwolf · Post by **Pwolf** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:39 pm

...

WTF??!

Pwolf

SSJVegita0609 · Post by **SSJVegita0609** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:21 pm

Do I detect a Mr. Oni review?

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:25 am

That format is similar to the way I review things, but that couldn't be mine...

FirestormXIII · Post by **FirestormXIII** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:02 pm

SSJVegita0609 wrote:Do I detect a Mr. Oni review?

Me thinks so... >_>

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:49 pm

Liip sync- I didn't see her give any felatio but I'm sure she would be better than milli vanilli. Excellent job here.

that's beautiful