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DOUBLE CASTRATION!
ONE DAY NARUTO WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET. INVERSELY, HE CAME UPON A LARGE BUSH OF TAPE.
"I WILL BE THE POKEMON MASTER BECAUSE I LEFT HOME WHEN I WAS 12 AND STILL HAVEN'T BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER AND I AM 19" HE FLUMMOXED AS HE TOSSED A
NINJA STAR INTO THE FRAY.
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME WITH YOUR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS" THE BUSH EXCLAIMED, FULL OF LOATHING?
"YES I CAN, FOR I HAVE BEEN HIDING MY IDENTITY! I AM ACTUALLY NONE OTHER THAN NARUTO"
THE BUSH REPLIED "I ALREADY KNEW THAT"
"OH, SO YOU DID" HE CHORTLED "I SHALL STILL DEFEAT YOU BY THE POWER OF THE MOON"! S/HE EXPLAINED AS S/HE THREW A GIANT POT OF SOUP IN THE BUSH'S
DIRECTION.
"I HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED" THE BUSH PLODDED AS IT MADE A DEFEAT-LIKE SOUND.
"I BEAT YOU BECAUSE I LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT" NARUTO STABBED AS HE MADE HIS WAY DOWN THE TRAIL TOWARDS INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY.
NARUTO MADE HIS WAY INTO TOWN, ONLY STOPPING ALONG THE TRIAL FOR A QUICK BITE FROM HIS HALF MELTED ICE CREAM BAR. AS HE WORKED THROUGH THE HEAVY
OVERBRUSH (AND THE NOT SO HEAVY UNDERBRUSH) HE CAME UPON A LARGE SACK OF GOLD. "I AM UNSURE WHOM THIS GOLD SACK BELONGS TO, ALTHOUGH I WILL SPEND IT FOR SAFE
KEEPING"!
SUDDENLY, WITHOUT WARNING, THERE WAS A BREAK IN THE TRAIL.
"OH NO! THERE IS A BREAK IN THE TRAIL" HE RHYMED "THAT WILL NOT DO"?! HE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED AN OLD SECRET THAT HE HAD LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL. "WHAT
IS 1000 + 337.... I GOT IT" SUDDENLY HE KNEW WHICH WAY TO GO AND MARCHED OFF TOWARDS INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY.
HE FINALLY REACHED INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY. HE WAS BOTH RELIEVED AND ANXTIOUS TO BE IN SUCH A NEW, LARGE CITY. THERE WAS A CERTAIN
HOMEFULNESS THAT REMINDED HIM OF HOME, AND HE SOMEHOW FELT AT EASE WITHIN THE LARGE STEEL GATES, WHICH PROTECTED THE CITY FROM INTRUDERS DURING THE NIGHT AND
DAY.
"I SHOULD FIND A PLACE TO SLEEP IF I AM NOT TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE"! NARUTO MADE A NOTE OF THIS IN HIS NOTEPAD, BY WRITING. INSIDE OF TEN MINUTES HE
HAD FOUND AN INN.
ENTERING, HE WAS SUDDENLY HIT BY A BARRAGE OF STIMULI. WAS THIS AN INN? WAS THIS EVEN INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY? HE WAS SUDDENLY SURROUNDED
BY UNFAMILIAR PEOPLE AND FACES. WHY WAS HE ALONE IN THIS STRANGE DYSTOPIAN LAND? WHERE WAS HIS COMPANION? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, THAT YOU, THE
READER, CANNOT POSSIBLY ANSWER?
THE ANSWER, HOWEVER, WAS BURIED TOO DEEPLY TO FIND. SEEKING COMFORT HE SAT AT THE BAR AND ORDERED A MILK. "THAT WAS SOME GOOD WINE"! HE REMINISCED AS
HE SLAMMED THE TANKARD DOWN. "I AM SURE THAT IF I CAN FIND A SAFE PLACE TO SLEEP THAT I WILL BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER WHILE I AM CONVENIENTLY IN THIS CITY
BECAUSE IT IS THE LAST CITY THAT I MUST GO TO TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER"
NARUTO CRYPTICALLY WALKED TOWARDS THE INN KEEPER AND MADE A RESERVATION.
"SORRY SONNY BOB, WE R ALL BOOKED UP, YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE GARBAGE CHUTE IF YOU LIKE, BUT I CANNOT GIVE YOU A ROOM. RENT IS 9 A NIGHT."
"I CANNOT AFFORD 9 A NIGHT BECAUSE I SPENT MY LAST 3 PAYING FOR THAT MILK" SUDDENLY HE REMEMBERED THE SACK OF GOLD. "WILL THIS DO"?
"NO, THIS IS NOT REAL MONEY, NOTICE THE COPYRIGHT ON THE BOTTOM?"
"THAT MONEY DOES NOT HAVE A BOTTOM"! NARUTO SHOUTED "YOU ARE TRYING TO CHEAT ME OUT OF GOOD MONEY"!
THE INN KEEPER APOLOGIZED "I'M SORRY, I WAS."
"THAT'S BETTER YOU GUTTERSNIPE, I SHOULD GIVE YOU A RIGHT TALKING TO"!
SUDDENLY, A LARGE BOULDER FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN OVERLOOKING INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY AND CRUSHED IT, KILLING ALL INHABITANTS.
THE END.
"I WILL BE THE POKEMON MASTER BECAUSE I LEFT HOME WHEN I WAS 12 AND STILL HAVEN'T BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER AND I AM 19" HE FLUMMOXED AS HE TOSSED A
NINJA STAR INTO THE FRAY.
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME WITH YOUR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS" THE BUSH EXCLAIMED, FULL OF LOATHING?
"YES I CAN, FOR I HAVE BEEN HIDING MY IDENTITY! I AM ACTUALLY NONE OTHER THAN NARUTO"
THE BUSH REPLIED "I ALREADY KNEW THAT"
"OH, SO YOU DID" HE CHORTLED "I SHALL STILL DEFEAT YOU BY THE POWER OF THE MOON"! S/HE EXPLAINED AS S/HE THREW A GIANT POT OF SOUP IN THE BUSH'S
DIRECTION.
"I HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED" THE BUSH PLODDED AS IT MADE A DEFEAT-LIKE SOUND.
"I BEAT YOU BECAUSE I LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT" NARUTO STABBED AS HE MADE HIS WAY DOWN THE TRAIL TOWARDS INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY.
NARUTO MADE HIS WAY INTO TOWN, ONLY STOPPING ALONG THE TRIAL FOR A QUICK BITE FROM HIS HALF MELTED ICE CREAM BAR. AS HE WORKED THROUGH THE HEAVY
OVERBRUSH (AND THE NOT SO HEAVY UNDERBRUSH) HE CAME UPON A LARGE SACK OF GOLD. "I AM UNSURE WHOM THIS GOLD SACK BELONGS TO, ALTHOUGH I WILL SPEND IT FOR SAFE
KEEPING"!
SUDDENLY, WITHOUT WARNING, THERE WAS A BREAK IN THE TRAIL.
"OH NO! THERE IS A BREAK IN THE TRAIL" HE RHYMED "THAT WILL NOT DO"?! HE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED AN OLD SECRET THAT HE HAD LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL. "WHAT
IS 1000 + 337.... I GOT IT" SUDDENLY HE KNEW WHICH WAY TO GO AND MARCHED OFF TOWARDS INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY.
HE FINALLY REACHED INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY. HE WAS BOTH RELIEVED AND ANXTIOUS TO BE IN SUCH A NEW, LARGE CITY. THERE WAS A CERTAIN
HOMEFULNESS THAT REMINDED HIM OF HOME, AND HE SOMEHOW FELT AT EASE WITHIN THE LARGE STEEL GATES, WHICH PROTECTED THE CITY FROM INTRUDERS DURING THE NIGHT AND
DAY.
"I SHOULD FIND A PLACE TO SLEEP IF I AM NOT TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE"! NARUTO MADE A NOTE OF THIS IN HIS NOTEPAD, BY WRITING. INSIDE OF TEN MINUTES HE
HAD FOUND AN INN.
ENTERING, HE WAS SUDDENLY HIT BY A BARRAGE OF STIMULI. WAS THIS AN INN? WAS THIS EVEN INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY? HE WAS SUDDENLY SURROUNDED
BY UNFAMILIAR PEOPLE AND FACES. WHY WAS HE ALONE IN THIS STRANGE DYSTOPIAN LAND? WHERE WAS HIS COMPANION? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, THAT YOU, THE
READER, CANNOT POSSIBLY ANSWER?
THE ANSWER, HOWEVER, WAS BURIED TOO DEEPLY TO FIND. SEEKING COMFORT HE SAT AT THE BAR AND ORDERED A MILK. "THAT WAS SOME GOOD WINE"! HE REMINISCED AS
HE SLAMMED THE TANKARD DOWN. "I AM SURE THAT IF I CAN FIND A SAFE PLACE TO SLEEP THAT I WILL BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER WHILE I AM CONVENIENTLY IN THIS CITY
BECAUSE IT IS THE LAST CITY THAT I MUST GO TO TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER"
NARUTO CRYPTICALLY WALKED TOWARDS THE INN KEEPER AND MADE A RESERVATION.
"SORRY SONNY BOB, WE R ALL BOOKED UP, YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE GARBAGE CHUTE IF YOU LIKE, BUT I CANNOT GIVE YOU A ROOM. RENT IS 9 A NIGHT."
"I CANNOT AFFORD 9 A NIGHT BECAUSE I SPENT MY LAST 3 PAYING FOR THAT MILK" SUDDENLY HE REMEMBERED THE SACK OF GOLD. "WILL THIS DO"?
"NO, THIS IS NOT REAL MONEY, NOTICE THE COPYRIGHT ON THE BOTTOM?"
"THAT MONEY DOES NOT HAVE A BOTTOM"! NARUTO SHOUTED "YOU ARE TRYING TO CHEAT ME OUT OF GOOD MONEY"!
THE INN KEEPER APOLOGIZED "I'M SORRY, I WAS."
"THAT'S BETTER YOU GUTTERSNIPE, I SHOULD GIVE YOU A RIGHT TALKING TO"!
SUDDENLY, A LARGE BOULDER FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN OVERLOOKING INSERTPRECIOUSGEMSTONENAMEHERE CITY AND CRUSHED IT, KILLING ALL INHABITANTS.
THE END.
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