Anime Jokes

njijin · Post by **njijin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:28 pm

El Banana:Too easy. A knife wouldn't be enough to drown out the pain.

Why not just have someone throw lawn darts at ya?

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:30 pm

Here you go. End your pain.

dogger · Post by **dogger** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:45 pm

i would like to apologise in advace for this lame joke

Q: whats blue and riggles

A: a squirtle in a plastic bag... yeah im stupid

Q: whats yellow, red and get smaller every second

A: pikachu brushing its hair with a potato pealer

LONG LIVE THE BABY JOKES!

Scintilla · Post by **Scintilla** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:49 pm

Feria wrote:
El Banana wrote:
)v(ajin Koji wrote:
El Banana wrote:Yup, I'm gonna stab myself in the face with a spoon now.
That would work...except there is no spoon!
Thwarted again!!
There's still a fork, right? Hell, a chopstick will suffice.
Has no one heard of knives in this day and age!?! Makes the stabing easier

Personally, I think Knives would prefer to blow your head off rather than to stab you...

Charizard305 · Post by **Charizard305** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:51 pm

dogger wrote: LONG LIVE THE BABY JOKES!

FOREVAR!!

Cloud Clone · Post by **Cloud Clone** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:01 pm

)v(ajin Koji wrote:
El Banana wrote:Yup, I'm gonna stab myself in the face with a spoon now.
That would work...except there is no spoon!

There are no spoons, nor are there any other material things. There is only.... THE MATRIX!

Scintilla · Post by **Scintilla** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:36 pm

Cloud Clone wrote:
)v(ajin Koji wrote:
El Banana wrote:Yup, I'm gonna stab myself in the face with a spoon now.
That would work...except there is no spoon!
There are no spoons, nor are there any other material things. There is only.... THE MATRIX!

I think the Matrix looks pretty material to me...

EvaXephon · Post by **EvaXephon** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:54 pm

Haruka : ...It's...a bit shabby...

Keitaro : A BIT SHABBY????? Maybe if we renevate it, WE CAN UPGRADE IT TO SHABBY!!!!!

-Love Hina

demented · Post by **demented** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:02 pm

Scintilla wrote:
Cloud Clone wrote:
)v(ajin Koji wrote:
El Banana wrote:Yup, I'm gonna stab myself in the face with a spoon now.
That would work...except there is no spoon!
There are no spoons, nor are there any other material things. There is only.... THE MATRIX!
I think the Matrix looks pretty material to me...

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:34 am

dogger wrote:i would like to apologise in advace for this lame joke

Q: whats blue and riggles

A: a squirtle in a plastic bag... yeah im stupid

Q: whats yellow, red and get smaller every second

A: pikachu brushing its hair with a potato pealer

LONG LIVE THE BABY JOKES!

That just doesn't work... everyone hates babies, but not everyone hates them to the extent where they'd like to see them bleeding and mutilated. This is why dead baby jokes work.
Everyone would like to see pikachu turn into a bleeding mess... that's why your "joke" can make people smile warmly at the though, but not laugh.
You FAIL.