Worst thing to say at a con

Pie Row Maniac · Post by **Pie Row Maniac** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:15 pm

Start singing I Just Can't Wait To Be King at SakuraCon.

genestarwind21122 · Post by **genestarwind21122** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:37 pm

genestarwind21122 wrote:
LantisEscudo wrote:
Senta wrote:"CHAIR!!!"
Seconded. Anyone who's been to a con before will dogpile you for doing this. I actually saw a con chairperson threaten to lynch anyone who tried to get the chant started.
Yep same here.

Or going down the hall singing " Oh I just can't wait to be King."

I'm just kidding dw.

The worst thing to do at a con:

Going around and finding ash's and tortuing there Pikachu. Pikachu Sacrifice. (Drop kicks it). Or is that a good thing.

Dude I posted that back on the third page. But hey great minds think alike. Dw is already regreting making that amv, and now this would be insult to injury. Otakon idea next year anybody. No better not.

Gene Starwind 21122

MadNavigator · Post by **MadNavigator** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:02 am

"NO CROSSPLAY, NO PEACE! NO CROSSPLAY, NO PEACE!"

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:49 pm

Pie Row Maniac wrote:Start singing I Just Can't Wait To Be King at SakuraCon.

AMV_4000 · Post by **AMV_4000** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:04 pm

You could say one of the following...

Hi im *insert creator name* i made *Choose one: Yatta!, King of Spayn, Moneyshot, Euphoria, Olin, Mystery Yaoi Theater 3000, Bo-4ia, Animx track #153, G-P-V, P-F-S, P-A-N, that tetris vid*

of come dressed as a cow and use the line: "How dare you, im Not a cannibal!!"

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:28 am

AMV_4000 wrote:of come dressed as a cow and use the line: "How dare you, im Not a cannibal!!"

"I would try the veal, but it makes my limbs fall off!"

oldwrench · Post by **oldwrench** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:25 am

ladydx wrote:Actually..if my failing memory serves me correctly..Vald is older than me..the Wired Knight..I don't know about...but I'll assume (and you know what that gets most people) that Wired is about or around my age (that being 29)

Your'e just kids,

wait till you get my age, con attendees think you must be with hotel security or something.

godix · Post by **godix** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:15 am

KinFreon wrote:Or yelling "GIRLS! HOT YAOI ACTION!" in a crowded anime convention hall?

Thanks, now I know how to clear out and shorten up those really long lines before some events.

MadNavigator · Post by **MadNavigator** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:47 pm

godix wrote:
KinFreon wrote:Or yelling "GIRLS! HOT YAOI ACTION!" in a crowded anime convention hall?
Thanks, now I know how to clear out and shorten up those really long lines before some events.

I'm glad I could help. 8)

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:20 am

find the poor schmuck in the Gundam suit and ask if (s)he has to go to the bathroom, do this several times throughout the day

tell people that you can logically prove how Inuyasha is a bad anime made only to milk the money out of poor bastards like yourself

actually just say that Inuyasha/Cowboy Bebop/ Evangelion sucks and you'll get a good response

when people ask for hugs, give 'em a good 'ol pinch on the butt
(oh, for the people at Otakon who got that from a guy and liked it, that was me. and i'm sorry yaoi guy who got offended)

do anything you can to promote animesucks.com

ask the guys who are acting like jerks if they want to pose for a con fansite, then after you take their picture tell them it's for yaoi.

find an adult cosplayer posing as a child if it would be statutory if you two got together

find the Evangelion cosplayers and say that you're offended on fundamentalist Christian grounds

if you get an Inuyasha cosplayer to sit, rub his back and bum and say "good boy"

try to ask around and find someone willing to cosplay a hentai scene