funny anime questions

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:30 pm

Zero Serenity wrote:Q: Why do magical girls have to call out their attacks durring/before they execute it?

A: They are so ditsy as normal girls that if they don't yell it out, they stand their staring at the bad guy for the rest of the episode.

Q: How the hell does Meryl Stryfe hold that many pistols in her cloak?!

(FINE, I'll continue <grumble, grumble>)

Kajino Rei · Post by **Kajino Rei** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:33 pm

A. She has "deep subspace pockets" like Senshin in Sailor Moon, in fact she is Usagi's long lost cousin...

Q. Why is Asuka so mean? (Evangelion)

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:34 pm

Merm wrote:
Zero Serenity wrote:Q: Why do magical girls have to call out their attacks durring/before they execute it?
A: They are so ditsy as normal girls that if they don't yell it out, they forget it and stand their staring at the bad guy for the rest of the episode.

Q: How the hell does Meryl Stryfe hold that many pistols in her cloak?!

(FINE, I'll continue <grumble, grumble>)

Damn, I am tired . . .

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:41 pm

Kajino Rei wrote:Q. Why is Asuka so mean? (Evangelion)

A: She wanted to play an Angel but they rejected her.

Q: Why is their a battleship stationed in a lake under the ground next to NERV HQ?(Eva)

Coffee 54 · Post by **Coffee 54** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:49 pm

Merm wrote:Q: Why is their a battleship stationed in a lake under the ground next to NERV HQ?(Eva)

A: It's the only place the Americans would ever let the Japanese build another battleship.

Q: Staying on the Evangelion theme, do the Evas ever have to go to the bathroom, and if so, where?

Coaxel Ethereal · Post by **Coaxel Ethereal** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:54 pm

I was going to say they run off batteries. Then I remembered when unit one ate that one angle. As to where, remember that one deep hole inside the geofront, looks like a giant upside-down hollow pyramid, looks kinds suspicious doesn’t it.

why do the androides in armatige never have to recharge???

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:59 pm

Coffee 54 wrote:Q: Staying on the Evangelion theme, do the Evas ever have to go to the bathroom, and if so, where?

A: Lets just say that no one ever goes swimming in that lake. . .

Q: If Su was born in the jungle, how is she such a master techie?(Love Hina)

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:00 am

Sorry Duke.

Ignore my question.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:21 am

Duke MadThain wrote:why do the androides in armatige never have to recharge???

A: Fusion!

Merm wrote:Q: If Su was born in the jungle, how is she such a master techie?(Love Hina)

-Zero

Ruby-Eye · Post by **Ruby-Eye** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:51 am

A: She`s a natural born killer ...ähhh techie, maby both just look at the mecha tamas.

Q:Why does Motoko hate man so much? (Love Hina)