Worst thing to say at a con

Tsunami Jones · Post by **Tsunami Jones** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:38 am

MadNavigator wrote:"Would you like to bear my children?"

I asked that to the kid who was constantly trying to keep the line for the AMV contest viewing in order at NDK this past year. He looked pretty freaked out

Geirr · Post by **Geirr** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:58 pm

- "Is this a game character convention or an anime convention?"
- "Murakami sounds Japanese, so Teen Titans -IS- anime!"
(Touches off the infinite loop of "izz2, izz not, izz2, izz not, izz2,
izz not, izz2, izz not, izz2, izz not, ...)

Godaistudios wrote:Speaking of Pikachu Sacrfices... a few friends and I got together about 3 years ago, cut him open, stuffed him with fireworks... well, you can just imagine the rest...

A half-pound of [deleted by the 'Patriot Act'] works well and leaves a dandy crater to boot:
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... hp?v=41471

- G

Darkseid · Post by **Darkseid** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:02 pm

-"Hey, I just won a 42 inch TV!"

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:08 pm

Heres a best and worst...

Worst- run around to people with pocky yelling "GIVE ME POCKY NOW OR ELSE!"

it doesn't work and alot of the swords are real and sharp....
REALLY SHARP

Best- a sign that says "will work for pocky"
That got me tons of free pocky in an hour.

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:36 am

endless pocky lines continue....

Hmm... How about loudly talking about "your hotel room having
a better arcade setup then there actual game room

"

Or asking video programming "if you should start bringing your
dvds down from the hotel room, to replace thier programming"

Rei_Starfire21 · Post by **Rei_Starfire21** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:06 pm

Im sry i dotn understand O.o... (Im a Con virgen

) Whats with the chair?

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:13 pm

Read back a few more pages. I asked the same question.

-Zero

Lopmon-chan · Post by **Lopmon-chan** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:29 pm

I know this will sound really mean, but I've actually had to say this before and so have my friends:

"Is that a costume?"

Trust me, even after attending cons for almost five years, sometimes you still aren't sure.

Rei_Starfire_ · Post by **Rei_Starfire_** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:37 pm

requiett wrote:"Hey baby.. What say I penetrate your AT Field with my Lance of Longinus?"

I love that

Walk up to a huge anime set up thingy with tones of fans around it.... and at the top of your lungs say "What in the f*ck is this cr*ppy ass anime?"

Rei_Starfire_ · Post by **Rei_Starfire_** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:22 am

SQ wrote:Try "I bought you and now I'm going to rape you if it kills me!"

That got some weird looks, because he was trying to run away.

But I did buy the guy. And Were it not for my refund after he escaped, I would've raped him, too! -shakes fist-

(Although, it's not really rape if I bought him... Hmm...)

Your odd... BUY ME!

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