funny anime questions

Raziel13 · Post by **Raziel13** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:10 pm

A. They really like those old commercials where kids drink milk in front of the mirror.

Q. How can Goku make love to his wife without tearing her like wet tissue?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:13 pm

A: He pulls out

Q: Why are you thinking about that?

Raziel13 · Post by **Raziel13** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:15 pm

I just watched Mallrats and it raises a similar question about Superman and Lois Lane.

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:20 pm

ok good.
that's a great movie

oh, here's a question:

Bulghod][quote="Gemberkoekje wrote:Q: What did Osaka-chan from Azumanga Daioh do when she went to college in America?

A: Girls Gone Wild: Otaku trouble
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Would that be a good idea for Otakon?

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:52 pm

A: Dear god in heaven, no fucking way.

Q: Why at Otakon do all the hot girls dress in head to toe cloth and the 300-pound girls dress like the night stalker characters?

Holmes · Post by **Holmes** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:08 am

A: So they can give the 300 pound men dressed in skimpy sailor uniforms company.

Q: Why do serious otaku NOT BATHE? (dear God...the smell)

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:12 am

A: what's a better use of 10 mins: taking a shower of watching a fuzzy fansub on your computer while trying to click away popup ads. you know the answer.

Q: Why are most of the men cosplaying as women look so damn convincing, and why do i still have that guy's e-mail address?

Matticans · Post by **Matticans** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:26 am

A: They are women. And you should be asking yourself why you still have that number.

Q: Why are girl's boobs in anime so darn bouncy?

Raziel13 · Post by **Raziel13** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:36 am

A. For God so loved the Anime Fan that he gave him a great gift, Gainax Bounce.

Q. Why does every Anime character who gets really mad suddenly lose their pupils and have eyes of one solid color?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:44 am

A: By some twist of fate, they give themselves cataracts

Q: Why are there so many Watanabes directing and in anime