funny anime questions

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:29 pm

A: It would be as bad and as devistating as its predecessor, Pluto Nash.

Q: Most American women in Anime have 34-D or bigger cups...where may I find said women?

(BTW- SCREW YOU, I AM A FILM MAJOR)

Raziel13 · Post by **Raziel13** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:36 pm

A. Bible Study group at church of course.

Q. What do Mech Pilots who can't leave their robots do when they have to piss really bad?

Anime2Envy · Post by **Anime2Envy** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:24 pm

Q. What do Mech Pilots who can't leave their robots do when they have to piss really bad?

A: What do you think was really in the plugs in NGE?

Q: Where do anime chicks find contacts that are big enough?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:29 pm

Q: not contacts. glass saucers

A: What do they do with the stray Pokemon in the kennels?

Raziel13 · Post by **Raziel13** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:47 pm

A. Soylent Pokechow

Q. How do you get 20 gallons of beer into a 110 pound Anime Woman?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:25 am

Forwarding answer to Misato Katsuragi (NGE)...

Misato: As quickly as possible.

Q: How, exactly, did Lain find out about Arisu's "little secret," and is that grounds for a voyeurism suit?

Yukina_Raven · Post by **Yukina_Raven** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:50 pm

A: Internet and yes.

Q: What is it about monks being perverts anyway?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:16 pm

A: Because they are (taught by) old men.

Q: Why are old men perverts?

Raziel13 · Post by **Raziel13** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:20 pm

A. Because Anime writers are all George Carlin fans and they think dirty old men are funny.

Q. Why does the cool good guy with the "Rebel Without a Cause" attitude always die?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:25 pm

A: Because with nothing to live for, they'll die for anything.

Q: Why does the "clown" of every anime almost always have a dark past?